So you know how all the translations will be at the bottom? I'm gonna tell you know that if it's already been translated, like Salut gosse, I won't be putting the translation at the bottom again (unless you'd prefer that)
Levi was already sitting in Hanji's living room on the couch when she came home with Eren.
"Thanks for offering to help me with my bio, Hanji." Levi smirked lightly at the sound of Eren's voice.
"Salut gosse." He heard Eren inhale quickly.
"Levi's here?" There was a bit of unintelligible whispering before he heard Eren speak again. "Okay." Eren entered the living room and sat next to Levi.
"You're helping him with homework?" Levi asked. Hanji nodded a bit.
"Yeah! Well... kind of." Hanji said. "Eren only has book work to do and is only really stuck on cell division." Eren nodded.
"Yeah. I feel kind of stupid, but I get the phases mixed up and can't remember the acronym my biology teacher taught us. It's like... AMPT or something." Hanji giggled as Eren began to pull out his biology book.
"No Eren, it's PMAT. Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, and Telophase." Eren nodded.
"Right." Eren pulled out his glasses and put them on. Levi just stared at him, watching the sophomore work for at least fifteen minutes before the green eyed boy looked over to him. "What are you here for Levi?" He asked while taking off his glasses.
"Well, shit specs asked me to come over." Eren nodded slowly as Hanji stood up.
"Well, I'm going to go get us some snacks. Remember Levi, hands off." The black haired teen rolled his eyes as she left for the kitchen. Eren sat quietly with Levi.
"So... you got in enough trouble to need escorts huh?" Levi asked, trying to make conversation that could lead to something he hoped would be interesting. Eren sighed as he scratched the back of his neck.
"Yeah, for two weeks." Levi hummed.
"So I guess that means we have to put off our French tutoring lessons for a bit." Eren's head snapped towards him.
"What? N-No. I-I just need to find someone who can bring me to and from your hou-" Levi shook his head.
"I don't want any of your friends knowing where I live." Eren frowned a little. "Why don't I escort you?" Levi slipped in. Eren sighed.
"Mom says only friends can escort me." Levi clicked his tongue.
"I get the brat. That's exactly my fucking point." Eren's eyes widened slightly.
"What? You mean... you wanna be friends?" Levi rolled his eyes this time and sighed exasperatedly.
"Wasn't the whole point of shit specs toy bringing you here a few weeks ago meant for that exact fucking purpose?" Eren smiled a bit.
"True, but I didn't think you liked me. I thought you only decided to teach me French to make me shut up." Eren knew better than that, of course, but he knew a lot of people who would give him his way to make him shut up.
"Listen brat, if I don't like someone, I don't want anything to do with them, and I avoid them. Am I avoiding you?" Eren's smile grew.
"So do you like me!"
"He sure as hell loves ogling your ass." Hanji said as she walked in with a bowl of fruit and a few juice boxes. Levi glared at her, and his eyes zeroed in on the boxes.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me? What are we, thre-"
"Juice boxes? Fuck yes!" Eren happily took one and poked the straw to, a wide smile on his face as Hanji giggled and sat down, sending Levi a look. Levi just watched Eren for a few seconds before sighing and rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"For some reason, that doesn't fucking surprise me." And so Levi grabbed a box and drank from it.
"You used to love juice boxes." Hanji said as she grabbed an apple from the bowl. Levi shook his head.
"Yes, when I was fucking six. I'm seventeen now, Hanji." The girl giggled.
"Yeah, you were drinking so much juice you forgot to drink your milk." Levi growled as Eren almost choked on his juice and started to laugh.
"Is that why he's so sho-"
"Remember what I said about short jokes, brat." Levi warned. Eren turned to him, completely straight faced.
"Yes. And if you remember what I said, I said I didn't give a shit who I offended, I only wanted to know which toes I was stepping on when I said something." I which Eren turned back to Hanji. "Who pissed in his cornflakes?" Hanji sputtered as she began to laugh.
"I think he did this time." She giggled, causing Levi to glare at the two.
"Well fuck both of you." Eren and Hanji giggled a little. Eren had to admit that Levi was cute when he was irritated.
"Just messing with you man." Eren said as he put his biology book and glasses away. "So, what do we wanna do?" Hanji shrugged as she continued to eat her apple.
"We could always play twenty questions. Find out more about each other."
"No." Levi said quickly. "I know enough about you, and I know that the brat doesn't want to know you as well as I do." Hanji pouted.
"What's that supposed to mean!?" She asked, though she wasn't actually offended.
"I mean I doubt he wants to know that when you were three you ate three spiders you killed and dipped in chocolate." Eren cringed while Hanji burst out laughing.
"Silly Levi. It was four. And they are considered delicacies in some places."
"Well this sure as hell isn't one of them damn it." Levi said, pointing to the floor as he did so. Hanji sighed.
"Fine, then. You two can play it with each other." Levi rolled his eyes as Eren nodded.
"Alright. First question. What is your least favorite school subject?" Eren asked. Levi shrugged.
"I don't particularly have one. What about you brat?"
"English. I speak it, I shouldn't need to learn it. Though I understand why we have to. We'd never speak proper English with how fucked up our language is. That's why I like foreign languages. They're so much simpler." Levi nodded. It was true. English was a bitch. "Anyways, what's your favorite subject?"
"Home Economics." Eren almost laughed. He knew Levi was really good in that class, but know it made sense why.
"Mine is... I guess it would be health." Levi hummed in response. They continued going back and forth with school related questions and a few simple favorites before Levi asked a personal question.
"Sexual Orientation?" Eren chuckled a bit while Hanji looked a little worried.
"I thought we had already established I'm gay. And your bi right?" Levi nodded.
"Right." Hanji just smiled like an idiot. "Anyways, how many people have you dated?" Hanji glared at Levi then. Levi had a set of questions he asked potential interests. One of them is the amount of people the interest dated, because if they made it that far, Levi wanted to know what he might be getting himself into.
"Zero." Eren ended up answering with a blush. Levi just stared at him.
"You're kidding?" Levi asked. Eren shook his head. "You've never dated someone before?" Eren nodded.
"I've never kissed someone that wasn't family or close friend before either."
"That's bull. I see you kissing girls in the hall all the time." Eren frowned.
"Getting kisses on the cheek. And I want you to remember you just said GIRLS. The only guy I've kissed was Armin. When we were six."
"So you've never had your first kiss?" Eren nodded.
"Yeah. I'm a fucking sap for cliche romantic shit. Sort of. I know it's not always this amazing spectacular thing. Sometimes the first kiss is the worse kiss, and the first time for teens is usually in the back seat of a car or at a party where both participants are drunk as fuck. The only thing I know I want is that my first anything will be with me in my right mind." Levi just stared at him. "I won't even bother asking how many people you've dated, because I don't wanna know. So I'll ask this instead. If I asked you out, what would you say?" Levi's eyes widened briefly before turning into a smirk.
"Well that all depends brat." Eren kept his smirk back. He had Levi right were he wanted him.
"Oh no." Hanji said. "Levi, I said no. So didn't Petra." Levi shrugged.
"If the brat asks me out, I can't just refuse him." They went back and forth a few times before Eren cut back in.
"You never answered my question Levi." Levi turned back to him. "If I asked you out, what would you say?" Levi smirked again.
"When and where?" Eren smiled lightly.
"Saturday, about noon, Maria Park?" Levi nodded, putting his arm around Eren's shoulder and smirking triumphantly at Hanji.
"It's a date. Now if you'll excuse me. I gotta take a piss." And Levi left, leaving Hanji and Eren to share smirks as they high fived. Target obtained, relationship status in reach.
I was hoping to get them together chapters ago, but hey, sometimes plot gets in the way of itself. Anyways, next chapter will either be the date, the next Friday tutor session, or maybe even a week day where Eren reveals his progress. Everything will fall into place soon, don't worry my sweets! =)