Monday rolled around and Eren was pretty happy. He had successfully entered relationship status, and truth be told his date with Levi was awesome.
They texted a bit, Eren asking through text when would be shitty times to text the player. Eren ended up finding out that during school was a huge no, which the brunet figured, and that Levi refused to text or call or do anything else until his homework was done. Eren was down with that, because during the times he couldn't hang with Levi, he'd be doing his own homework.
When Eren saw Levi at school, he smiled softly.
"Hey Levi." The sophomore said happily. Levi just did a sort of grunt as a response. "So, is everything okay?" Eren asked, slightly concerned.
"I'm fine. The bitch is out, and dad's chill. Everything will be sorted out in the week, but it's already been settled that she's not getting the house." Eren nodded as they walked a bit. Eren started to fidget.
"Hey Levi, how many others are there besides me?" Levi crossed his arms as he thought. The other boyfriend broke up with him yesterday, turns out he had a thing for Jacob and they wanted a solid relationship and they ended up getting together, so Eren was the only boyfriend. Then there was the bitch from Karanese... so he had...
"Two other girls as of this morning." Eren froze for a second. As of this morning? That meant...
"You got another girlfriend THIS MORNING?" Levi nodded. Eren felt anger already pulsating through his veins swiftly. "Was zur Hölle? Ich meine, ich weiß ja, dass du nicht wirklich der treueste Hurensohn der Welt bist, aber ernsthaft? Wir waren drei Tage zusammen und du hast schon eine Neue? War ich für dich nur ein verdammtes Spiel" Oh the beauty of German. Levi, who was currently staring at the teen with a cocked eyebrow, didn't understand a damn thing he just said.
"What the fuck are you saying? I don't understand German you shit."
"Ja toll, fick dich! Was zur Hölle Levi! Ich kann es nicht glauben!" Eren said crossing his arms. Then he took a few deep breaths. He had to remember that Levi was a player, and this was going to be a constant. But he was pissed. "Anyways. I know I can't change you, but can you at least TRY not to pick up other flings while dating me?" Levi raised his eyebrow just the slightest bit further.
"Listen brat, you knew before you even started dating me, before you even fucking MET me, that I was a player and cheated on EVERYONE I dated. I'm not making an exception for you. If you don't like it, walk out." Eren sighed as he crossed his own arms.
"Fine. Whatever. But can you at least give me a heads up so I know who to avoid?" Levi's eyebrow rose a little more.
"Why the fuck would I do that?" Eren looked Levi directly in the eye, dead serious.
"You're my first boyfriend, and I'm possessive." Eren admitted. "If I see one, I'm gonna hit them."
"Even if it's a girl?" Levi asked. Eren bit his tongue briefly.
"Headbutts are magical things, but I'd rather bitch them out and make them cry." Eren admitted. It was heartless, but it was a useful fucking tactic. If a guy/girl is being a player, Eren usually bitches out their significant others and make them cry, understand that the person is currently taken. This causes TONS of drama, but it also works in his favor, because when a player is confronted by many ex's, potentials, and recent, it helps break them.
"You don't know this girl. She's from a different school." Eren sighed as they continued walking.
"Whatever. Just know that I'm not one to share, and I will do whatever it takes to get that point across." Levi narrowed his eyes.
"What? You gonna bend me over a table and shove you di-"
"Fuck no!" Eren screeched in disbelief. "Oh my gosh no! No no no no no no no no no! Why the fuck would I do that? I may be possessive, and I may be an ass at times, but I'm not like THAT! How many dicks have you dated?"
"Well that depends. Are we talking about guys or guys who are dicks?" Eren sighed slightly.
"Never mind. I'll just take that as too many. No Levi, I'm not going to take advantage of you." Levi would never admit it, but that made him a little happy. "But I have another question for you." Levi rolled his eyes.
"What now?" Eren continued to look Levi dead in the eye, even if the lightest of blushes touched his cheeks. And Levi thought it was cute.
"Have you ever had sex?"
"Once, I used protection, and it sucked so much ass, I dumped the prick as soon as we finished. Haven't fucked since." Eren nodded slowly. Well, at least he knew Levi would be safe if they made it that far. "Why, you wanna fuck?" Eren shook his head.
"We've been dating for not even three full days! And I haven't even known you a month." Levi nodded.
"Good, because I would've dumped your ass here and now." That sparked an interest in the younger teen, but before he could even open his mouth, Levi cut him off. "And if you ask me one more mother fucking question I will dump your ass and not look back." Eren nodded as they eventually split to go their separate ways.
Eren sighed as he sat down in the library with Armin. He pulled out his laptop and opened up his game, Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
"So, what's new?" Armin asked, not looking up from his calculus book.
"Levi's second girlfriend." Armin looked up at that.
"What? But you haven't even-"
"I know." Eren snapped, looking away from the screen, only to look back and jump because of the new fox animatronic, Mangled, scaring him. "Mother fucker!" He growled as he restarted the third night.
"And you're tolerating it?" Armin asked. Eren looked to him right after he died at the hands of Mangled, again.
"No. I bitched at him in German, then explained I'm possessive."
"Why aren't you dumping him?! Everyone else did." Armin said. Eren sighed and shut his computer screen.
"Yes, and they had been dating him for at least one week first, and weren't truly invested." Armin furrowed his eyes. "You and Mikasa said that you couldn't see yourselves going all the way with him, the others said they could try, but they wouldn't necessarily be happy. I'm in it to win it. I want him broken, and I want to see how far this thing goes." Armin frowned.
"I'm not happy." He said, blue eyes shining with concern and slight agitation.
"Neither am I. But relationships are all about teamwork. If neither side are willing to work, then nothing gets done."
"And nothing gets done if only one side is working at it." Eren sighed. Armin was right about that part. "You can't change everyone." Armin said. Eren frowned.
"I know that, but I don't want to change everything. The only thing I want is for Levi to stop being a player. It's not a concrete part of him, it never is with anyone. And I don't want to change anything about him besides that." Armin's eyes widened slightly.
"You like the fact he's a potty mouth with a nasty attitude?" Eren smirked.
"Fuck yeah. Bad boys are hot." Armin couldn't help but giggle.
"Did you really just say that?" Armin asked, laughing a little harder.
"Of course I did. And it's true. I mean, can't you see him with a leather jacket with a candy cigarette hanging from his mouth with black as fuck sunglasses, looking like he just murdered five people?" Armin almost died.
"I thought he always looked like he killed five people." Armin said. "And why a candy cigarette?" Eren shrugged.
"I don't know, maybe because right now he's too young to smoke?"
"Oh, so underage smoking is bad, but penta homicide is just dandy." Armin teased. Eren shrugged.
"Well, what if the penta homicide was to save me? Like, I was kidnapped by this gang and they were going to do horrible things to me, and Levi just comes in and kills them, and is all like 'Come on you shit. I had to tear this fucking city apart to find your sweet ass and now that I have you, everyone will damn well know you're my bitch.' Before taking me away in his mustang to a motel room he just had sterilized so he can speak sweet sweet, dirty French all night as we play Monopoly after he forces me to bathe." Armin was currently clutching his stomach, crying as his body convulsed while he laughed so hard no sound even came out. Once the blond could breath again, he wiped his eyes.
"So romantic." Armin said. Eren hummed before slipping into his homosexual stereotype voice.
"Bitch you know it." Therefore causing Armin to fall into another silent fit of laughter. Eren smiled as he continued speaking normally. "Well I sure as hell don't expect him to carry me bridal style out to a black stallion with a step stool next to it so that we can ride into the sun set, get married, and have a fairy tale happily ever after." Armin continued laughing a few more minutes before he calmed down.
"I love you." Armin said. Eren smiled.
"Love you too, no homo." Armin giggled.
"But Eren, you're gay." Eren giggled back.
"But Armin, you're not gay."
"Right, I'm bi. So I still like guys." Eren rolled his eyes.
"Yes Armin." They giggled again as Armin returned to reading his calculus book and Eren opened his laptop.
"What are you going to do about the girls?" Armin asked. Eren shrugged as he wound up the music box.
"Well, I'm going to find out who they are, and give them a piece of my mind and tell them to back the fuck off my man."
"Didn't he have a girlfriend before he had you."
"Doesn't always matter. If she's anything that Hanji says she is, I'll gladly help the bitch along. A quick- Fick dich!" Eren said as he nearly tipped out of his chair as The Puppet popped out at him. "Fick dich! Man this fucking... holy FUCK!" Armin chuckled as he continued to go over the complicated problems, listening to his friend swear in German, Italian, and Japanese at the game every time it jumped him.
Was zur Hölle? Ich meine, ich weiß ja, dass du nicht wirklich der treueste Hurensohn der Welt bist, aber ernsthaft? Wir waren drei Tage zusammen und du hast schon eine Neue? War ich für dich nur ein verdammtes Spiel? =What the hell?! I mean I know you aren't the most faithful mother fucker on the planet, but seriously? We've been dating for three days and you already have a new one? Am I a fucking GAME to you?
Ja toll, fick dich! Was zur Hölle Levi! Ich kann es nicht glauben! = Yeah well fuck you anyways! What the hell Levi! I can't believe this!
Wasn't that fantasy amazing? I don't know WHY I choose Monopoly, but it just seemed like the least romantic game to play. I'm thinking of how to have Eren confront the females that Levi is currently toying with, and I'm feeling drama. Nice, ridiculous drama that makes you shake your head because hey, stupid bitches with stupid female hormones. =)