Xivitai: Yes she would be dead. Because RON BULLED HER SO MUCH SHE WOULD HAVE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM AND KILLED BY A FUCKING TROLL! All she did was try and help Harry and the others after being BULLIED all through school! So she retreated into books. You, sir, are an asshole.
Jasper: Ghost and I are big Harry Potter fan. But if you have been READING the fic you would know that the story is ALSO based off, in terms of humour at least, StarKid's A Very Potter series! I am sorry if I am rude but I hate it when people critic my story, with things that are actually explained IN the story very clearly or in the authors notes.
Rocket Raccoon: Thanks dude. Also, cool spells. Oh! And Spidey-One shots has the Gamora chapter now, Chapter 47. And you get a treat in it to! Please review that chapter man!
Zombyra: Yes it was.
elvander72: I am sorry if you see spelling errors. I look through each chapter five times with a spell check and also I am British! So half of the 'spelling mistakes' you might see are actually just the differences between UK and US English.
Here are a few reviews answered by Ghost:
b2312: Yep Ron DID get a howler, but t it was SO bad it couldn't be transitioned into the chapter. Also as some lyrics go "It takes two, I thought one was enough but it takes two."
ARega1s: Glad we gave you something different to read that was also kind of similar. And to FULLY put the end of this question: We will NOT include Luna Lovegood to the Potter Harem.
jack hal: We are working on scenes like that, we just try and flesh out other transitions though
Jasper: The "Oh Wizard God" term is a reference to Team Starkid and the Harry Potter musicals they made. Even the "Scarf of Sexual Preference" is a reference to them. Grey even put "we do not own Starkid and Harry Potter" at the start of every chapter.
Sorry for the late update, been busy last week. Hope you all like it!
Co-Writter:GhostKaiser23
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or StarKid
Harry Potter
Loving Death
Chapter 5: Gringotts & Family
It was three days later, Harry was smartly dressed and had prepared to become a Lord from permission of Gringotts and The Ministry of Magic. And... He had no idea what he just thought as he emerged from the fires of the Leaky Colderen's flue network, falling face first "Ow..." Harry groaned
"Bless my soul...Harry Potter! Here let me get you up." Tom, the barkeep, helped pick Harry up.
"Thanks Tom." He smiled
"What're you doing in the Floo Network? Aren't you supposed to be in School?" Tom asked
"Official business...At Gringotts." Harry answered
"I see. You best get a move on then." Tom nodded
"Yeah." Harry dusted himself off "Thanks for getting me up Tom."
"Any time Mr Potter." Tom smiled
Harry nodded and walked out of the pub and towards the bank, people staring and whispering and him unsure of what was going to happen exactly "Master, they seem to be staring." Death commented
"Let them stare, they aren't doing any harm." Harry responded "Besides, I'm use to it."
"Well...yeah..." Death nodded "Gringotts up ahead."
Harry nodded, entering the bank with a sigh. As Harry entered the bank he saw the multitude of goblins working the books of the Wizarding World. He walked through the bank, towards the central podium. Taking another calming breath he joined the line
"Next please." a familiar goblin spoke, it was Griphook, the goblin Harry met with Hagrid.
"Hello Griphook." Harry smiled as he walked towards the Goblin "I'm here for an appointment with my family account manager."
"Ah...Mr Potter. Punctual I see. Follow me." Griphook spoke, impressed that the human showed him respect. Harry followed Griphook to the main manager's office where sat Harry's account manager and the Head Goblin.
"Ah, Mr Potter. Punctual...VERY punctual I see." He saw the name tag and realized that it was the head of the bank! "Now I assume you've received your letter and understand what you're about to receive?" the Head Goblin asked
"Er... Kinda?" He muttered
"First, we need you to test to make sure you are who you say you are?" Ragnarok said seriously
"Of course." Harry nodded. The Goblin slid a piece of parchment over to Harry, as well as a knife "What should I do with these?" Harry asked politely
"Pearce your finger and allow blood to drip onto the parchment."
"Okay." Harry nodded, placing the parchment on the table provided for him and pricked his finger, his wizard blood seeped into the paper like how the ink merged into Tom Riddle's diary.
Soon blood red words appeared on the paper.
Name: Harry Potter
Parents: James William Potter (father) and Lilly Potter Nee Evans (mother)
Godfather: Sirius Orion Black
Houses: Potter, Black, Peverell (ancestor) Gryffindore (ancestor), Slytherin (by conquest) and Hogwarts (as Head of Two Hogwarts Houses)
Magical abilities: Parsaltounge, Fire Elemental Magic, Master of Death
Titles: Champion of Hogwarts, Master of Death
Marriage contracts: Susan Bones (via Potter's), Pansy Parkinson (via Black's)
Vaul worth's:
152,843 Gold Galleons, 438,921 Silver Sickles and 45,876 Bronze Knuts.
"Quite the fortune Mr Potter. Everything seems to be in order." The Head Goblin examined the parchment 'And... That's just the Potter fortune.' He thought in amazement "So with all of this in order Mr Potter. Now we shall begin the dispensing of your titles." the Head Goblin spoke
"Er... Sure?" Harry shrugged, rings appearing on the table
"Now each one of these rings signify your titles." The Head poke slowly as he examined the description and the corresponding title. He picked up the red ring with a golden Pheonix on it "This is the Potter family ring. This signifies that you are the Patriarch of The Potter Family." Harry picked up a second golden ring, the insignia was a ruby with an engraved lion's head. "This is the Gryffindor Family ring." Which Harry instinctively picked up a second ring that had an emerald snake stylized as an 'S' "The Slytherin family ring.
"I see." He nodded, sliding them onto his hands
The next ring was intricate with a shield insignia of three ravens under a skull and between the skull and ravens were the words: Toujours Pur. "The Ring of the Family Black." The Head Goblin spoke
"Not to sound rude but...what do these words mean?" Harry asked
"Toujours Pur, translated into: Always Pure. The Blacks are a prominent pure-blooded family Mr Potter." The Head Goblin answered
"Ah, I see. And the others?"
"The other rings do not seem to have Words Mr Potter. Except one: the Ring of Hogwarts" The Head Goblin answered. Harry nodded and slipped the Hogwarts insignia ring onto his finger...although at this point he was getting a bit concerned that he begun to look like a pimp with all this gold on his fingers and thumbs. "And finally the: Peverell Family ring." the Head Goblin spoke
Harry recognized the white gold insignia ring's symbol immediately: a triangle with a circle inside and a single line bisecting the symbol vertically in half. The Deathly Hallows symbol. Once he had all the rings on his fingers they goes and morphed into a single ring Harry gasped lightly and smiled 'I love magic.'
"There we are Mr Potter. All titles and royalties that belong to you and your family." The Head Goblin spoke
"Thanks. Is there a way I can deal with my money, you know spend money without needing to come here every few days?" Harry asked
"I believe there is. But it IS an uncommon practice." The Head Goblin spoke "Griphook can you give Mr Potter the required paperwork?"
"Yes Sir. This way Mr Potter." Griphook nodded. Harry nodded, smiling as he followed him out "So a lord of many titles Mr Potter. Must be quite the life changing day for you." Griphook asked
"It's...not really THAT life changing. I'm still the same person; as long as I don't let the titles get to my head." Harry admitted
"...You know Mr Potter, in all my years serving in Gringotts I've never met a person such as you." Griphook commented
"What do you mean?" Harry asked
"Well, when most people realize they've become a lord or lady...or discover some relative of theirs has acquired a mass fortune they often go on an excessive spending spree." Griphook answered "YOU of all people can understand that."
"What do you mean 'I of all people'?" Harry asked feeling a bit insulted
"Gringotts has a division where we investigate the wealth of wizards and witches in the muggle world. Any and every coin that you put into your muggle account can be exchanged into our currency. And we've noticed...besides your account in this world; you've NEVER had a muggle bank account." Griphook explained
"Well... Yea." He shrugged
"Any person in that similar position would be over the proverbial moon for such a fortune and have it transferred over and live as a lord or lady in the muggle world." Griphook answered
"Money doesn't make you happy. It allows you to make others happy." Harry replied
"A very mature way to look at this Mr Potter." Griphook nodded
"Thank you." Harry nodded as he filled in a form
"Here you are Mr Potter." Griphook nodded as be passed Harry a small silver bag "An endless Money Bag connected to your accounts. Just say the name of your vault and open the bag, you will basically be reaching into the vault itself. It is charmed against theft and only you can open it."
"So it's like my own Moleskin bag." Harry deduced
"Exactly like a Moleskin bag." Griphook nodded
"Only better?"
"Only better."
"Well, thank you very much Griphook." Harry extended his hand out in gratitude.
"And a pleasure doing business with you Mr Potter." Griphook reciprocated "May your Good Flow Freely."
"And... Er... May your... Enemy's all... Run at the sound if your name?" Harry shrugged, trying to make a similar comment
Griphook chuckled lightly at that. "A good try Mr Potter. Good day."
Harry nodded, walking out of the bank with a sigh "Wow...you're own advanced Mokeskin bag Master. That's brilliant." Death spoke with a smile
"Yes." Harry smiled
"I guess we should return to Hogwarts Master?" Death asked
"No." Harry smiled
"Not yet?" Death asked
"No. I will take you in a date." He smiled
"A-A 'date' Master? But...I cannot eat nor drink." Death answered with a blush on her cheeks
"Then we can just have fun." He smiled
"I...I would love that Master." Death glowed. Harry smiled at that, glad she she's as happy even though he had never had fun in London before. Or... Well... Almost anywhere. "So where do you wish to go Master?" Death asked
"Hmm...I'm...not sure. It's not every day I'm allowed to go through London." Harry answered "Where would you recommend?"
"I am not sure." Death frowned
"Well then, let's just have a walk around." Harry smiled. Death nodded, taking his hand as they left Diagonal Ally and entered the Muggle version of London
*Back at Hogwarts*
Daphne and Pansy were trying to help figure out Harry's object. But it didn't help that Draca Malfoy was breathing down their necks. "What do you want Draca?" Daphne hissed. She and Pansy where sat at a table in the Slytherin common room, notepads and quills on their laps and Harry's golden egg on the table
"You're helping Potter...You're helping a Gryffindor!" Draca answered
"We are helping our fiancé/boyfriend." Pansy replied
"He must've confundused you or something." Draca answered
"No. We fell in love." Daphne shrugged
"Marriage contract through the Black's." Pansy added
"...What? Pansy...?" Draca asked in shock
"Marriage contract through the Black Family." Pansy repeated
'M-Mother is a Black!' Draca gasped
"What's wrong?" Daphne frowned
"Nothing!" Draca snapped in defense. The two other Queens of Slytherin just glared
"Just give us some room will ya?" Daphne spoke slowly to try and work on the egg.
The two where writing, trying to work out the field that the egg might represent 'Rebirth...new life...cosmic eggs...dragons, reptiles...' Pansy thought "Urgh...this is hard..."
"Yes. It could mean anything." Daphne sighed
"What about...maybe..." Pansy began to suggest but was weary
"What?" Daphne asked
"...We open it? Maybe the insides can give us some clarity?" Pansy scrunched her face in worry
"What about the screeching?" Daphne frowned
"Madam Pomfrey has earmuffs. Maybe we can borrow a pair?" Pansy suggested.
"I guess." Daphne signed, nodding
As they left the egg on it's own Draca looked at it intently and scowled "Those...BLACK'S...I can't believe Potter has family in them. But...my mother, she's NOTHING like them." Draca snapped at the egg thinking it wouldn't talk back to her. And it didn't "Stupid Potter." Draca kicked the table the egg was on and the egg bounced off leaving the room. Her eyes widened when that happened, and she paled even more than normal "Oh SHIT!" Draca ran off to try and catch the egg, but each time she tried to catch it, she even tried to catch it with her wand but the egg was enchanted so it couldn't be stolen by anyone with magic. "Where the hell is this stupid egg going?!" She chased the egg as it fell into the large bathrooms and sunk into the water... and as it fell to the bottom, it fell open "Oh hell! I REALLY don't want to do this...But...Hell." Draca groaned as she dove into the water to find the egg...that was when she heard it...the music, the ethereal voices.
Come seek us where our voices sound,
We cannot sing above the ground,
And while you're searching ponder this;
We've taken what you'll sorely miss,
An hour long you'll have to look,
And to recover what we took,
But past an hour, the prospect's black,
Too late, it's gone, it won't come back.
Draca grabbed the egg and rose from the bath and the screeching happened again until she closed it up. "The... The hell?" She muttered in shock
"That's what I want to know!" Cedric snapped
"GAH!" She screamed, hugging the egg close to her chest and spinning around
"What the heck are you doing here Malfoy?" Cedric asked as he wore a towel and swimming shorts
"I..I...nothing. Bye." Malfoy waded through the water still holding the egg, dripping wet and ran back to the Slytherin common room. When she arrived, everyone stared at her
"What're you doing with a Champion's egg? WHY have you got a Champion's egg?" was the general gist of it all. Daphne and Pansy glared at her evilly...well more so than usual.
"Why are you wet?" Was the question that made everyone shut up and listen
"None of your business!" Malfoy snapped. Pansy and Daphne glared, grabbed Malfoy by the arms and dragged her to their room "Whoa!" Draca was pushed into a chair
"Alright Draca, WHY do you have Harry's egg?!" Pansy growled
"And no lies!" Daphne added
"Alright...after you two left to get the earmuffs, I...knocked the table holding the egg and it rolled into the Prefect's bathroom." Draca answered
"How did it roll THAT far from a simple push?" Pansy scoffed
"...I may have...kicked it harder than a push." Draca admitted
"And you are wet because?" Daphne frowned
"It sunk into the Prefect's bath and I went in to get it." Draca admitted. "And it opened."
"It opened?" Pansy asked
"Yeah...and when you opened it; it screeched right? Under the water it was...music. Enticing music." Draca answered
"Music?" Daphne frowned
"Yeah...singing." Draca answered
"You remember the words?" Pansy asked
"Clear as day." Draca answered repeating the words that the egg spoke not long ago.
Daphne and Pansy quickly wrote the words down, frowning "I can't believe we didn't think of that..." Daphne sighed
"Who would?" Pansy deadpanned
"...The designers of the tasks?" Draca answered. The two glared at her before turning back to each other
"Come seek us where our voices sound, we cannot sing above the ground." Daphne quoted the song "You opened the egg underwater and you heard the song."
"There are mermaids in the Black Lake." Pansy pointed out
"And while you're searching ponder this; We've taken what you'll sorely miss." Draca added
"What could that mean?" Daphne asked
"...Something of value? Something important?" Pansy asked
"We can get back to it." Daphne sighed
"An hour long you have to look, And to recover what we took." Draca continued again
"So...that's obvious. The champions have an hour to look for the item." Daphne figured out
"Not that hard." Pansy nodded "Well, the concept."
"But past an hour, the prospect's black, Too late, it's gone, it won't come back." Draca finished
"Okay...so if they can't find the item in the hour...they can't get it back." Daphne decoded
"True." Pansy and Draca nodded
"We have to tell Harry about this." Daphne thought aloud.
Pansy nodded "But... He isn't back yet."
"Well, we have to tell Hermione and Susan." Daphne rectified
Pansy nodded, the two running off
"Does this mean I can leave this here?" Draca called out
*with Harry*
Harry smiled as both he and Death where relaxing in the sun "I never thought the muggle world could be like this..." Death smiled
"You're here all the time collecting the souls." He smiled
"Well true...but I've never just relaxed. Whoop, excuse me. Okay I'm back." Death nodded then quickly vanished and reappeared. "Someone jaywalked."
"So?" Harry asked
"Didn't look both ways." Death answered simply.
"Ah..." Harry sighed, nodding. He took her hand gently, smiling "Guess this job takes some doing doesn't it?" Harry asked
"Yeah...but it's mine." Death sighed happily knowing that her Master was being kind. That was when a light appeared before them but no one else was it, making Death groan
"Sister, what're you doing? Who's this mortal?" The light spoke as it materialized into a figure. It was another female wearing a white variation of Death's outfit, although hers did not have the boob window and covered more
"Not now Time, my Master and I are on a date." Death spoke
"So this is Time?" Harry asked, noticing how the white wearing woman did not look like she had face paint like a skull on her lower face
"Yes I am. Harry James Potter, born July 31st, 16 years old." Time answered
"Er... Thanks?" Harry muttered, tilting his head
"Sister... Please don't act professional around my Master." Death asked
"A second Master...Did my sister tell you look like Ignotus?" Time asked
"Yes she did." He nodded, smiling
"Amazing coincident isn't it?" Time asked
"You're telling me." Harry chuckled
"Time why are you here?" Death asked
"To check up on you as you disappeared randomly during family dinner and have yet to come back." Time pointed out
"Ah...Yes...well As you see I am with My Master." Death answered
"... Family dinner?" He asked
"Yeah...it's something we do every now and then." Death pouted acting cute.
"...And you're our ELDEST sister." Time deadpanned
"Fate didn't throw a tantrum when I went, did she?" Death sighed "She can be so clingy... And trolley."
"Erm...yeah...she kinda did." Time nodded awkwardly
"Master... We are going to my family home." Death sighed
"Okay...does this mean I'll die?" Harry asked awkwardly.
Death clearly giggled and smiled, but shook her head "No, we are going to... Another plane. But not the world of the dead. More like a world of Gods. Like Olympus." She explained, clearly blushing
"...I thought that was a myth." Harry asked
"So were the Deathly Hallows, but see how people believed in them." Time teased
"And I said LIKE Olympus, not Olympus itself." Death corrected, opening a golden doorway of light
"Whoa..." Harry gasped seeing the light "It's BEAUTIFUL!" People stared at Harry oddly as they walked past because of his simple outburst
"And that is just the doorway." Time laughed, walking through the portal
Through the portal Harry saw the right light materialize into solid figures which seemed to be a house. "Wow." Harry muttered, walking through the portal
"Oh thank you, we've just finished giving it a touch up. You wouldn't believe the amount some decorators demand to fix up a different plane of existences home." Time answered
"Er... I wouldn't." He gulped
"Time is just teasing Master." Death reassured him
"Where's Deathy?!" A voice shouted as a chair was flung through the window
"... Oh no." Death groaned
"Is that your sister?" Harry asked
"Yes...yes that's Fate." Death sighed
"Well... We should go in then." He shrugged
"She'll calm down then." Time added
"Fine." Death sighed
"Fate PLEASE calm down!" A man's voice spoke trying to calm his sister... But then a male figure was blasted out of the window "Ow..." The man groaned at the feet of Time
"Brother Space..." Time sighed picking her brother up
"Thank you Sister..." The man spoke. His face was hooded much like his siblings, his beard was black with flecks of white, his cloak was a deep dark blue that seemed to be the night sky.
"Hi." Harry waved
"Oh...Ignotus, back again?" Space asked
"No, no Brother; this is my new Master: Harry Potter, Ignotus's descendant." Death answered
"Ah, well...welcome Master Potter. As you can see...our little sister is...missing our eldest sister." Space answered
"Fate! I'm home!" Death yelled after she took a deep sigh
"DEATHY!" The young Fate cheered happily and ran to her eldest sister. Death screamed as a blur flew into her and sent her flying to the ground "Deathy..." Fate snuggled into a hug into Death
"Hi Fate." Death groaned. The girl had a human skin tone and her cloak was much long and more like super baggy robes, the colour being a pale grey
"Why did you have to go?" Fate sniffed lightly
Harry sweat dropped as the entity looked like a teenage girl but was acting like a little kid "My new Master claimed my Hallows." She rolled her eyes
"Those... BLOODY Hallows! I wish you and those Peverell brothers never made them!" Fate snapped, kicking her leads childishly
"What's wrong with you?" Harry frowned
"She's our youngest sister. She tends to be be emotional." Time answered
Fate's eyes widened as she looked up "What's this pervert Peverell doing alive again?" Fate sneered
"Nice to meet you, my name is Harry Potter." Harry politely spoke
"You are the second Master." Fate glared "...I don't like it when my sister goes away. You watch yourself "As the seven month dies"." Fate spoke staring the Deathly Hallows Master
"Fate: shush; he's not supposed to know that yet." Time spoke
"He wasn't suppose to be her Master yet!" Fate snapped
"Fate that's enough." Death spoke
"Wait what? What do you mean?" Harry asked
"Nothing Master." Death smiled, pushing Fate away from her
"Hmph; stupid Hallows." Fate pouted
"We agreed on him being my Master Fate." Death glared
"Just wish he didn't collect them THIS soon." Fate still pouted
"Okay, I know all this animosity towards me is possibly justified but...I'm not here to cause trouble." Harry explained
"She just doesn't like you. Everyone else does." Time assured
"Well...okay then." Harry nodded simply... Before he face palmed, slightly recognizing what this meant
"Come on, let's meet the rest of the family." Space smiled
"O... Okay." He nodded nervously. Inside Harry met the other fundamental forces of the universe and they all were pretty much the same in look but different. Some male, some female. The main difference was their body shape and the colour of their cloaks "I've got a question: Is my physical body still on Earth or is it a whole package deal?" Harry asked
"The latter. We can't have people staring blankly into space nowadays we did that during the 60's...right nightmare." Time answered
"Wait... You had a LOT of people up here in the 60's?" Harry asked
"Well...the constant usage of herbal substances...VERY awkward." Death answered
"You... Brought people here because they where high?" he muttered
"Not voluntarily. The herbs were originally from the wizarding world and used for powerful medicinal potion but muggles got their hands on it. And the rest is history." Space answered
"So... Magics a drug addict?" Harry asked, confused
"It's not addictive if you know how to properly brew it." A young looking woman spoke.
"Oh... You're Magic." Harry chuckled nervously
"Yes Mr Potter." Magic nodded, she has long silvery hair flowing out of her hood, her cloak was a phoenix red colour with golden edge. Harry felt very nervous being around such powerful beings
"What's the matter?" a soft spoken voice asked. It was Music, she had long red hair and a slender figure. Her clothes were green with a blue trim.
"Well... It's a bit intimidating being around such powerful beings." Harry admitted
"Ah, don't worry about it." Magic smiled waving it off.
"You're part of the family Master." Death smiled
"Thanks." Harry smiled but he blushed when she hugged his face into her massive chest "D-Death..." Harry mumbled in Death's breasts
"Yes Master?" She purred
"Let me go please?" Harry blushed as he spoke through her breasts.
"Why?" she smiled
"In front of your family...kind of embarrassing." Harry answered but he noticed no one was even paying attention to the act
"Oh well." Death teased
*Back at Hogwarts- an hour or two later*
Harry emerged from a glowing portal just outside the Great Hall in time for dinner "Thanks for having me." Harry waved
"Don't be a stranger Mr Potter." Magic wave
Death passed through the portal, joining Harry, waving as the portal closed. Luckily the entirety of the school was inside the Great Hall having their dinner. As the portal closed Harry brushed himself down, getting ready to go in for dinner
"Harry!" Daphne waved to her boyfriend.
"Hey. What's been going on?" Harry asked and he was then pulled to the Hufflepuff table by Susan, where the other members of the house glared at him "Susan, jeez..." Harry sat down forcefully
"Yes?" She smiled, the two sitting at the end of the table
"What was with the pulling but...I kind of deserved that since I haven't seen you in a while." Harry apologized
"You haven't sat here with me yet." She smiled, serving her food
"Ah." Harry nodded "How're things?" He asked kindly
"We know about the second task." She smiled "Pansy and Daphne worked it out."
"Okay, brilliant. What is it?" Harry asked
"You need to go into the Black Lake to get something that is taken from you and given to the Mermaids, and you would only have a hour." Susan explained, putting food on both her plate and Harry's.
"An HOUR?" Harry gasped "How am I supposed to check for something UNDERWATER for an hour?" Harry asked
"Shush!" She snapped, covering his mouth "You don't want everyone to know do you?"
"Did you tell Fleur and the others?" Harry whispered
"No. It's a competition, they need to work it out themselves." She said simply
"Alright..." Harry nodded "There's a couple of things I need to think about: 1. How am I going to finish that task. And 2. Thank Pansy and Daphne for figuring it out." Harry thought aloud
"That's simple, we work it out." Susan smiled
"Yeah." Harry nodded
"I noticed you said "Fleur" instead of "Cedric"...Any particular reason?" Susan inquired lightly
"Cederic Digory, I hate that guy." Harry whispered to her
"Yeah I think we all do." Susan nodded
"Traitor!" A Hufflepuff yelled at her
"Ignoring him." Susan shook it off
But now all the Hufflepuff's where glaring and yelling at the two
"Back to the common room?" Harry asked
"Sure." Susan smiled. As the two left for the common room the eyes and loathing of the Hufflepuff table stared straight at them