12 DAYS OF SWAN QUEEN
MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER, PLEASE WEAR IT!
Regina could not help but laugh at the horrified look on her wife's face. She had known this moment to be brilliant, but this was beyond funny. Henry was subtly taking pictures of his Ma whose mouth was still hanging open.
"Do close your mouth! I put alot of effort into this!" Cora huffed while modeling a Christmas jumper on Emma's still form.
Emma's eyes got impossibly wider and that was when Henry cracked. He let out a loud laugh and doubled over, nearly dropping his phone.
That was what set Regina off and soon both brunettes were barely even staying standing. Cora looked slightly confused as to what was so funny, but Emma found absolutely nothing funny in this. Even though the laughs of her wife and son were absolute music to her ears, this was not cool. At all.
"Stop it you two! Don't be mean." Emma pouted.
Regina took some deep breaths to stop laughing and she slowly made her way towards her wife. Cora stepped out of the way, rolling her eyes, but smiling none the less. Regina wrapped her arms around Emma's neck and pressed a gentle kiss on her lips. Emma let out a sigh and wrapped her arms around her wifes hips.
Regina pressed their noses together before whispering "My mother knitted you a Christmas jumper without using magic. She has made one for everyone in the family and she wanted to make one for you too."
"But your Christmas jumpers don't have giant penises on them!" Emma cried out.
"I TOLD YOU THEY ARE SWORDS! YOU ARE REGINA'S WHITE KNIGHT SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE SWORDS! I WOULD NEVER KNIT YOU A PENIS! YOU ARE A LESBIAN FOR GODS SAKE!" Cora yelled while stomping closer.
Henry was holding his phone in a shaking hand, trying to videotape everything while laughing himself senseless. Emma groaned and pressed her forehead tightly against Regina's shoulder. Regina patted her back lightly before addressing her mother.
"Mom, I think the jumper is amazing. I'm sure Emma will wear it for Christmas like we all do with ours."
Cora looked back and forth between the women, before nodding satisfied. She knew she had messed up the instructions somehow and if she was being honest with herself, the jumper did look like it was covered in male parts. Cora let out a tiny cackle, but Regina shot her with her evil eye and Cora quieted down and went to help Henry up from the floor where the teen had ended up.
"Will you wear it? Please. I know how it looks but she is my mom." Regina whispered.
Emma let out a loud 'ugh' but raised her head to look Regina in the eyes. "Only for you." Emma promised.
Regina broke out in brilliant smile and pressed their lips together. "Thank you."