Ok so lets start this chapter with a problem that appears in about... 99.99999999999% of Winx fanfics. Repeating words. Too many times. (This one goes out to you HeliaTheUnicorn, my dear friend, I still adore your stories) :
Tyler looked at me and he grinned. I opened my mouth to form a word and he grinned. I winked and he grinned. I stood up and he grinned. I blinked and he grinned. I died and he grinned. He died and he- you guessed it- grinned.
Then about Flora... like, is it a thing now to write about Floras' parents being murdered? Because in a good number of FxH fanfics, she lives with her grandma, her mother was killed and her dad, like, got in a car crash or something. And when I said a good number, I meant a 'why cant she live happily with her parents' number. OH, And when her parents ARE still alive and shit, it's mostly just her dad and he abuses her. Like... um... I would recommend a shrink.
Then about Stella and Brandon fan fics... Why is it that Stella is always the one that Brandon rejects? Not the other way around? Like, I don't know how many descriptions I read that go a little something like this:
Brandon is a player. Stella still likes him. Everyone does, he's hot. But when she admits her feeling to him, he be like 'No bitch I don't think so' but in the end they will be together... unless this is yet ANOTHER Flora and Brandon fanfic in disguise. Damn it!
Also. Is it just me or do Winx only eat pancakes, pizza, fruits and cookies in the fanfics?
Flora made some breakfast. It was pancakes.
Stella tried making cookies for a snack. She failed because she is Stella.
Bloom made some Pizza for dinner. Oh wait, no, they ORDERED some pizza for dinner.. oops, my mistake!
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Now, about all the 'This is the Winx story of (someone not so important from the series) point of view' things, like, alright, I liked the idea, but only the first 2-3 times! I really don't need to know the story from Tecnas' sisters' best friends' gay brothers' pet point of view.
And Oh Lord about the getting pregnant thing! Like, how did they all do it at the same time without planning it?! Please tell me, so I know when to wear a condom. Since they obvy never heard of it.
And about the 'Winx new generation' ones... Same goes as for the 'someones point of view' stories. I liked it only the first 2-3 times! But after that, I got tired from reading pretty much the same thing as the normal Winx, just different names. Floras' kid is super nerdy and artsy, Blooms' is the leader, Tecnas' is living on a computer, Musas' knows how to play 5372299735433628837 instruments, Laylas' is dancing all the time, and when she isn't, she actually still is. An Stellas' is always a spoiled little brat. ... Sooooo exactly like Winx.
