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Prussia? You wanna take this one?

Prussia: KESESESESESESE! So, you have come to my awesomeness for help? About time!

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Me: Just get on with it... *facepalm*

Prussia: Ze slightly-less-awesome-than-me author DH does not own Ouran or ze awesome me! Zey only own their OCs!

Me: ... Wow... That was almost a compliment...

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Hikaru and Kaoru ignored Lorena for the rest of the class. They seemed to stick with their deal and didn't pry anymore...yet. Haruhi occasionally uttered a few sentences to Lorena, whether it was a question, a comment, or a compliment on beating the twins.

Lunch rolled around. Haruhi told the other hosts about the twins' defeat at the hands of Lorena-chan. Tamaki chuckled and said they deserved it for pestering his precious "daughters". Kyoya was extremely interested, asking a few questions and scribbling furiously in his infamous notebook. Honey offered the twins a piece of his cake to make them feel better. They declined. Mori only chuckled.

Lorena, through the whole story, was ignoring everyone and eating her lunch. Haruhi and Lorena traded food again, much to the dismay of Tamaki.

When Lorena finally snapped out of her isolated thoughts, she felt many death glares on her back. She turned around to face the flocks of girls giving her said death glares. She gave a death glare to kill all death glares. Her aura challenged even that of the Shadow King woken up before 10 in the morning. The glares immediately stopped.

It was now after school.

Everyone was in the Host Club. It was their hour before the club officially opened.

The Hosts respectfully waited until I had set my stuff down to bombard me with questions. "Is your older sister from Germany Lorena-chan?" "Why was she yelling at you?" "Why do you only seem to show emotion around her?" "Why can't you be on your own?" "Where is she now?" "Can we meet her?" "Tell us your life story!"

These questions and more where thrown at me. I didn't even know who was asking what, they spouted them off so fast. I held up my hand to silence them.

"No, I will not tell you my whole life story, I did only meet you yesterday after all. You'll have to make do with what I tell you now. I plan to only tell you what you deserve to know, after all, I did inconvenience you all with that scene yesterday." They all nodded at this. Though they didn't seem all too happy about me not telling them everything. I began. "Yes, that was my older sister. She only attends University in Germany. We are both originally from America. She only thinks I shouldn't be on my own. I however am fully capable of taking care of myself. I suppose you could meet her again, she will be here for a few more days until I convince her to leave. She was yelling at me because I left America without telling her beforehand. I mistakenly believed my stepmother or father would do that. I'm sure she is sleeping off jetlag right now, as I should be as well. Any questions?"

Hands shot up from almost every host. The only ones without their hands up were Kyoya, who was scribbling furiously again, Mori, and Haruhi who seemed to be pondering something.

Honey looked like he was about to explode, so I picked him first. "Why did she put a ban on sweets for you yesterday? Can you eat cake today?" Honey asked.

I replied, "She forbid me from eating sweets due to my huge sweet-tooth and she thinks I will get sick from eating too much sugar. Even though it has never happened before. She said I could eat some sweets today, just not a whole cake again." He seemed pleased by this answer and waited to listen to everyone else's questions.

Next was Tamaki. He asked, "Why is Elena-sempai so short?" I sighed. "Genetics." Was all I said in reply. He looked disappointed with this answer, but nonetheless left it alone.

Hikaru and Kaoru were last. They asked simultaneously, "So you live alone Lorena-chan?" She gave them the famous Sam Winchester "bitch-face".

"Yes, with all my pets."

"What!? You have pets?! What kind? Can we see them?!" Tamaki asked. He was really excited at the prospect of my pets.

I began the list, "Well, I have three dogs. One pit bull named Creature, one husky called Balthazar, and one German shepherd called Moose. Then I have two lizards, one bearded dragon named Merlin and a chameleon named Mycroft. And finally one red panda named Kanda."

"Wow, Lorena-chan! You have all those pets in your apartment?! It must be really big!" Honey-sempai exclaimed.

I scratched the back of my head awkwardly, "Actually, I couldn't bring them all here to Japan, so I only have Merlin and Creature at my apartment. And my apartment isn't all that big. It's actually just a normal apartment, because its just me living there." Haruhi walked away muttering something about "damn rich people", though she seemed surprised I would choose to stay in a common apartment complex.

The rest of the hosts looked at me in wonder. They were most likely envisioning all of my pets. Or secretly judging me for living like a "commoner".

Assuming we were done with the endless game of 20 questions, I went over to my bag to grab my phone. I started to text Elena when Hikaru and Kaoru approached me. They wrapped an arm each around my shoulders and chorused, "Oh Lorena-chan, you should let us come to your apartment. We want to see where you live! We could also get to know you better!"

"More like you want to pry into my life and judge my home." I deadpanned.

They shrugged their shoulders, not even bothering to deny it. I rolled my eyes and shook them off. "No." Was all I had to say on the matter. I could practically see the plan forming in their heads to trick me into agreeing for them to come over.

The door creaked open and a brunette girl popped her head in. With a small and nervous voice, she said, "Um... I'm sorry, but I think it is opening time." Then girls started spilling in.

Opening time.

A/N: AHAHAHAHA! Lots of references in this chapter! Kudos to you if you can recognize them all!