A/N: What's up everybody?! Another day, another update. A special thanks to BlackDiamondDesign and IceAurora for following and faving! Also thanks to PhoenixOtaku for reviewing! It's appreciated! So, I am going to be continuing these size chapter updates around twice a week. This is going to start after this chapter, so no more daily updates... :( That will also be due to the fact that my Spring Break is ending and I won't have all this time to write. :( Oh! I've also decided this is going to be a Mori/OC fic, so sorry if you were hoping for a pairing with a different character. And again, I don't own Ouran, just my OCs. Enjoy!

The majority of the Club went by with no disturbance towards me. I did most of my homework, while listening to my american music. At some point, Elena had slipped in unnoticed by all except me. The only reason I saw her was because she notified me silently to her presence via text. She could be really sneaky when she wanted to be.

A little bit past the half-point of the Host club, Hikaru and Kaoru came over to try once more to get me to agree to them coming over. I of course refused, again. They tried to appeal to Elena, but to no avail. They then slunk off to pester Haruhi, probably wanting to go to her apartment. I didn't have to hear the conversation to know that she too refused them. I could practically see the plan forming in their heads.

Out of the blue, Elena nudged my foot under the table. "You okay over there?" She asked.

I gave her a confused look. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" She just shook her head and went back to do doing whatever she does on her laptop. I shrugged and went back to my homework. And...done. Yay, no homework to do at home, maybe I can get some sleep instead.

Next thing I know Nekozawa-sempai popped his head in and started advertising for his Black Magic Club. This caused the twins to decide to torment him by shining a flashlight in his face. Nekozawa-sempai screamed bloody murder and ran back to his mysterious black doors screaming "Murderers!" I just sighed.

Why did they have to be so noisy? Why do I even hang around them? Oh yeah, I find them amusing and I'm pretty sure Mori-sempai would just kidnap me and drag me here anyways. Might as well save him the trouble, right?

I noticed from the corner of my eye, the twins were complaining that they were bored. This somehow led to them challenging Haruhi to the "Which One is Hikaru Game?" She, of course, won the game. The twins tried tricking her by saying she was wrong, like they did to me this morning. She just chuckled and said she knew she was right. One of the girls next to her asked her how she did it. She thought for a second, before saying Hikaru seemed to be a bigger trouble maker. Kaoru tried, and failed, to hide his laughter at this. That only made Hikaru angry.

Oh this was gonna be good.

The two began to argue and throw insults at each other before stomping off in opposite directions. "Sex-pixie!" "Sicko!" "YOUR MOMMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP!" Wait, what?

The rest of the Hosts were shell-shocked. Honey-sempai explained that Hikaru and Kaoru had never fought before.

Oh yeah, this was going to be very amusing.

I allowed a small smirk to grace my lips. This didn't go unnoticed by Elena.

Then some crazy chick came up from out of the ground. I thought this was a music room?! Who's the chick?! She began ranting something about a four-way love scheme towards Haruhi. I was seriously not liking this chick. Her voice was like nails dragging down a chalkboard. She had blonde/brown hair that went just past her shoulders and a pink bow in her hair. She was wearing the horrid female uniform.

Crazy-chick then noticed me. I had gone to stand next to Haruhi, wanting to get a closer look at the action.

"Oh! Our newest member! I finally get to meet you! Hello Lorena-chan! I am Renge! I must say your mysterious-but-cute-no-emotion act is absolutely wonderful! I admire your acting skills! Let us be great friends! Oh! You must join the host club too! I know, you will be the "Friend Type!" Yes, yes! It's perfect! Girls and boys will come to you for a shoulder to cry on! Someone to hang out with! Someone to share their deepest secrets with! Someone they know will always accept them and never judge! Yes, I can see it now! It's wonderful!" She pranced around with stars in her eyes while ranting.

Did I just get forcibly made a host? 'Friend' type? ACT?! Aw hell no! She done fucked up now!

On the outside, the only reaction I had made was to raise on eyebrow and cross my arms across my chest. I said, grabbing Renge's attention, "Act? Excuse me, if I wanted to be fake, I would be very different. Believe me, if I didn't act like myself, I would probably still be in America with my family. And as for joining the host club, it seems I have no choice in the matter anyways." I gave a pointed look at Kyouya, who was scribbling furiously and probably pondering over the possible profits from this. "Why not? I got nothing better to do." I finished, shrugging my shoulders while looking back at Renge.

She had a look of what I assumed was admiration painted across her face, hands clasped in front of her chest. When my head swept the room from looking at Kyoya and back, I saw that all of the hosts were looking at us. Tamaki looked hopeful...that I would join, maybe? Who knows? Takashi looked surprised at my sudden sass-fest, but, as always, was neutral to it all. Honey was looking at me with unfiltered admiration and awe, what for I can't tell for sure. The twins had momentarily stopped fighting to look at me with curiosity, no doubt they were still trying to figure out why they almost immediately took to me and how I never fell for their tricks. And last but not least, Haruhi also looked at me with admiration, probably for speaking my mind honestly with no sugarcoating.

I waited for some objection or further comment, but gone none.

Good.

I went back to my table, where Elena was looking at me incredulously. She either expected me to break down or snap and go-off on the over-excited girl. I raised a brow in challenge at her. She just shook her head and went back to working on her laptop.

Eventually, everyone went back to whatever they were doing before. The rest of the Host Club time was tense between the twins. They refused to even look at each other. This, for some reason beyond me, only made them gain customers. These girls really were delusional.

I couldn't wait until I got home so I could finish unpacking, cleaning, ordering furniture, and sleeping off the jetlag.

Finally, the last of the customers were herded out the doors.

It was over.

If I heard one more squeal from some crazy fangirl, I was gonna put my fist through a wall. Luckily, Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai had seen my growing agitation and calmed me down with cake and cookies. Yum. I made a mental note to do something for them later to thank them. I'll probably just bake them a cake each. One super chocolate one for Honey, and a light vanilla cake for Mori. That would do it.

I got up and began packing my things. Seeing me, Elena also got up and gathered her things. The whole time the Host Club was open, she was working, though I could tell she still had one eye on me the whole time. She worries too much.

When we were walking through the hallways to go home, Haruhi pulled me aside to quiz me on how I could tell the twins apart and never mixed them up. I just replied, "It's basically what you said Haruhi-chan, even if they look the same, they are very different. For example, the underlying tones in their voices are different, and there are very subtle differences in their eyes." She just nodded, taking in my opinion.

We both failed to notice the twins hiding just around the corner and listening to every word we said.

She then gave me every host's phone number. I plugged them into my phone. I tried to give her my own, but apparently they had all gotten it from Kyoya-sempai. That sneaky bastard.

We said our goodbyes and departed.