Sorry that this one was up a bit later than I was originally going to upload. Today slipped my mind with the date.


Chapter 7: (Between 27 and 28, Two weeks before Rose and Joshua's wedding.)

Yami woke up early Sunday morning, took a shower and got dressed. Once the kids woke he got them changed and dressed before taking them both downstairs to be feed.

A month ago Yami had planned on doing something soon with what had happened the day the war started with Marik and Bakura. It was just that today would be that day he did something about it. The other night Yami wrote stuff down with what he needed. Just yesterday he asked Ryo and Malik if they cared that they would get hurt and something along the lines of what side they woke up on and got out of bed. Small stuff like that.

Yugi soon got up, also showering and getting dressed before joining his family downstairs, helping Yami feed the kids before they also made something for themselves to eat as Mary only worked during the week and not on the weekends.

"Hey, would you mind watching the kids for like seven to eight hours?" Yami asked.

Yugi stopped his movement, thinking if he had anything to do today. Thankfully he didn't "Sure I can watch them. Why, where are you going off to?"

Pulling out a piece of paper with a list on it and a drawn plan, Yami placed it in front of Yugi. Within moments after reading the title Yugi burst into a fit of chuckles while looking over the drawings and list of supplies "It is brilliant. Well, they had it coming to them." He then handed the paper back.

"Yes, they have had it coming to them for awhile now." Yami soon finished eating, going back to their room to retrieve a few duffel bags before returning to the living room.

"Have fun!" Yugi called from where he still sat in the kitchen, waving him off.

Yami smirked "I will" And opened a portal to Earth after giving Zoltan and Avita a kiss on their heads, leaving the house.

Yugi washed the dishes once he finished eating himself, drying them and putting them away. Entering the living room Yugi sat down on the couch in front of the rocking swing "Now, what shall we do while your Papa's away." Yugi asked them both, knowing that he wouldn't be getting a response from them yet.


Yami had been gone for about five to six hours now. He had stopped by the shop in order to get some money for the things at the store. Awhile ago Yugi had went to Mokuba to see if he could exchange a jewel for some money since when they came to visit they didn't always have to borrow from the shop.

After stopping there Yami headed for the store, buying a bunch of stuff and storing that back at the shop. Yami then went to the junkyard, hopping to find some stuff that he needed, before going to see Mokuba about some cameras and possibly some data chips for pressure plates and timers.

After all that had been collected Yami headed back to the shop, storing away any remaining money he had on him. Grabbing the other bag he went back to Immorus.

Yami appeared in his room, setting everything down as he began assembling the things that needed assembling along with things that needed to be wired together for an electric charge. As to why some stuff needed to have an electric charge, you'll find out a little bit later.


An entire day had to go by before Yami could place the stuff inside Bakura's and Marik's rooms, hopping the two were asleep by the time he decided to go.

They were as both Ryo and Malik were waiting for Yami to show, leaving after he showed up so Yami could get everything set up as Malik and Ryo were looking forward in seeing Yami's plan fold out in the morning.

Before 6Am Yami set everything up outside on the battlefield. The things that this contraption acquired were, a motorcycle motor, wire, two handmade triangle stands that were wide in length by five feet so the carpet in each of Bakura's and Marik's house would wind around a wooden beam on the top of the triangle contraption.

Yami pulled the carpets from each tower, those winding all the way to the top of the stairs, beginning to wind those onto the sideways wooden spool.

Once finished he made sure the motor still had juice in it before pulling a remote from his back pocket, checking that to see if it was still okay. The next thing was the screen beside him. The screen was a TV from Immorus combined with Earth's camera chips so he could see what was going on in each room without Yami actually being in the room.

After that Yami headed back inside his own tower, just seeing Yugi stepping into the living room, rubbing his eyes from sleep. The twins were still sleeping so Yami had time to get his payback before they could wake.

Twenty minutes later Yami was ready, surprisingly everyone else besides Marik and Bakura had shown up, wanting to see what Yami had cooked up for those two.

Pulling out the remote again Yami clicked the button, watching the screen like everyone else.

~Bakura's Room(A/N: Imagine that this is happening to Marik at the same time as I'm only going to show one room.)~

On each side of Bakura's head lay blow horns. Towards the ceiling on the bedposts was one more on each post as well as ten more throughout the room.

The one by the head suddenly began blowing, continuing to the ones on the bedposts and then through a wire to each of the ones around the room.

Within moments Bakura shot up in bed, heart thumping at a million miles per hours while letting out a sudden shout, hands covering his ears.

After ten more seconds the horns shut off, Bakura slipping his hands away from his ears and cautiously glaring around the room until he saw what had been done while he slept. Groaning Bakura slipped out of bed to his right, stepping onto a cold metal plate.

Tilting his head down Bakura questioned to what he was standing until a thought crossed his mind, quickly forcing his head above him.

What Bakura had thought had did indeed happen, yet he was too slow to get out of the way in time.

A bucket of liquid starch had poured all over him, coating his clothes and skin with the substance. Standing still Bakura's head slowly dropped down, hair sticking to his face as starch dripped down his covered body.

Nodding to himself he stalked on over the the bathroom, wanting to take a shower after this, but he didn't get even the slightest bit close to the shower. After flipping the light on and taking a step onto the carpet that shouldn't have been laying there, he slipped onto his back and stared at the ceiling that hung some kind of sack from it.

Right when the light had turned on, a string released from around the switch, slowly making its way around the mirror and around the towel rack on the wall until it released a wooden dowel with a glass shard duct taped to the end of it, as that swung from the side of the wall, cutting the side of the sack as about six packs of flower covered Bakura laying on the ground.

Blowing out he sighed, slowly standing up after a few fails of trying. Once standing he made his way back out into the room, going towards the bedroom door, swinging that open and starting down the stairs.

About twenty or more steps from the top room Bakura did a nosedive, tripping over some kind of invisible rope.

Along the wall was a wire as that sent a signal down to the motorcycle motor to start the rotation to the carpet.

As Bakura cursed at himself for not seeing the rope sooner, not noticing that the carpet beneath him started moving on him as in seconds it began speeding up. This brought him out of his thoughts, holding on for his life seeing that he passed by a motion detector while being dragged down the steps.

As he landed on the flat part at the halfway point, he saw the there we more dowels falling from the walls, slicing open pillows, feathers falling all over his sticky form, continuing to be pulled down the stairs.

~Back outside~

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was rolling around on the ground, except Yami who continued to maintain his carpet winders, making sure they wouldn't crap out when his revenge slash prank plan was almost done. Luckily they were still okay when both Bakura and Marik came flying out of their own towers, flying off the carpet they were holding on to after they got right over the contraption, ducking and rolling closer together, surprisingly enough and stopping about five feet from each other.

Yami flipped the switch for the motor, shutting it down before making his way over to the two who slowly sat up, swaying back and forth from dizziness taking effect.

Stopping in front of Marik, Yami stuck a yellow shrunken party hat over Marik's nose, a black sharpie marker line on each side to make it look like a chicken beak along with nostrils where those were suppose to be. He also placed a red rubber glove on top his head.

Yami then went to go do the same thing to Bakura before walking away from the both of them.

Both Marik and Bakura were stunned once they got their brain working again. First of all, Yami putting something this complicated together, more so probably by himself, and got it working as he was not as technology brained as Seto or Kate in the council. Their brains were just blown that both Bakura and Marik could only stare at one another, seeing how ridiculous they looked, with feather on their back, flower in front, a rubber glove on their heads and a yellow cardboard beak.

They could only flop onto their backs, bursting into laughter at what had transpired this morning. Yami didn't bothering to clean up his complicated contraption just yet, satisfied with the outcome in order to not take it down.


XDDDDDDD Lol, I have no idea how I thought this up, yet I would love to try this on someone.

Hope you enjoyed, this is the last short story for this part. Will have to work on the sequels short story soon whenever I feel like writing a Lemon.