I,m Back everypony! Last chapter had awkward moments for almost everypony and poor Pinkie had it toughest of us all.
I'm almost sorry I did that to her, almost. *grins widely*
This time I'll be throwing myself- err, I mean my OC for a loop. You might notice that I will change stuff to fit my story,
instead of making everything happen as it was suposed too. I might actually have a chaotic streak in me.
Well enough chit chat, I'll let you enjoy the chapter.
*I walk away* shouting-
~"Disclaimer!: I do not own MLP FIM! If I did this story wouldn't be here! I also dont own a fully sane personality so there, have fun reading!"
Chap 2 Weird night plus flying practice
Walking through a dark forest, "I don't know why. But this seem familliar," I think to myself, as I walk down the path I'm on.
Uppon entering a clearing in the forest I see something familliar. Princess Luna, Stand's there, in the middle of it.
Watching my shadowy figure as I draw closer, she ask's.
"What are thou?" I look down at my hand, still shrouded in darknes.
"A dream huh?" I mumble to myself.
Oh, yeah! I remember Luna could enter other's dream's in the serie's.
Wanting to have a little fun with her, I walk over to her, placing my hand on her head. Ruffling her mane I say.
"Tag, you're it!" Jumping backwards into the air just floating there.
"If you want answer's then come get me," I say with a grin using my index finger to gesture for her to come at me.
With a ruffled mane, Luna just gape at what just happened, then frowning.
"Oh, it's on!" She say as she start coming after me. Chasing me through the landscape, it change getting brighter.
This wasn't earth, but my own screwed up dream version of it. At one point there was a T-Rex chasing us, at another point we were out in space.
Entering a spaceship only to walk through a door that led to the outside of a normal house on earth.
After ending up at some water resort, we soon end up under the sea, Luna holding her breath untill she notce that she can breathe just fine.
I laugh at her for thinking she could drown in a dream. I continue on into the city, and just when Luna think's she has me against a wall, I simply back through it.
She wasn't happy now since she crashed into it while trying to grab me.
"Enough!" She call's out in her royal Canterlot voice, using her powers to bring us back to where we met each other in the dreamworld.
"Not yet!" I say, having too much fun to let her have her way just yet.
Conjuring a well, by willing it into existence I jump into it, holding my breath using one hand to hold my nose and the other to wave good bye to Luna,
who just stand there shocked, mouth slightly agape cause of my behavior.
The last word's I hear as I plummet into the well is. "I swear, he is just like Disc-..." As everything change into a bright light.
As I open my eye's, I find that I look like my pony form again. Walking around the place I think.
"Well I haven't dreamt of this place before," unafected by the change as I have since long stopped questioning my dream's.
After all, I am usually as concious as I would be when awake.
It seem to be early summer, and I see the Canterlot castle in the distance,
"it look's quite new tho!" I note as I will myself over to it.
Appearing right in the throne room you'd think there would be guard pony's everywhere but nuh-uh.
The whole place seem deserted,
"well! It is a dream after all." I say to myself, starting to explore the empty castle.
Looking into whatever room I find. After checking some room's, I finally meet somepony else.
"Hello there," I say to the inhabitant of my otherwise empty dreamworld.
As I walk into the room, the pony who were under the covers of it's bed shuffled around.
Peeking out from under the blanket was a mare, not looking any older than myself.
Having a white coat and a pink mane. She had bloodshot eyes and were panting.
"Do you have a fever?" I ask, getting closer. She mumbles something I can't hear as I draw closer.
Suddenly a magical aura shoot's out from under the blanket.
Not being able to do a thing I end up being pulled under the blanket, the mare pushing me down getting above me, mounting me.
"This is just wrong on so many level's" I think as I realize what kind of dream this had started to change into.
Getting her way with me, she continue untill it's night.
"Man! That was bucking awesome, awesome but weird." I mumble.
"Haven't been this exhausted in a dream before." I think, with mixed feelings of what just happened as I fall asleep with the mare beside me.
Being exhausted or falling asleep within a dream wasn't anything new to me, so I just welcome the calmness of a dreamless sleep.
Strangely, yet another dream start's and I notice it's about walking through that darn forest again. T
he light appear's again and I hear knocking. Waking up I hear Twilight's voice calling out to me.
"Get out here Thunder! It's already 09:00 in the morning."
"Well, that was some experience" I wisper quietly to myself, yawning tiredly while I think back on my dream,
blushing as a particular moment come's to mind. I smack my cheek's and start groggily heading for the door.
Opening it I find Twilight outside, a smile on her face as if she had acomplished something or something.
"Well arn't you sparkling today?" I say as she answer.
"Oh you, dont steal every oportunity you get, Thunder." This, making her go into a fit of giggles at what she did with my name there.
"Oh, haha!" I say as I roll my eyes at her. "You obviously want something, but I'm hungry and tired."
I say as I head toward's the breakfast.
"That's strange." She say as she follow me to the table.
"Yeah, I'm usualy a morning pers... pony but for some reason I feel like I didn't get much sleep at all tonight," I tell her.
Grabbing some toast with strawberry marmelade I continue.
"Maybe playing tag in my dream's with Luna wasn't such a good idea."
"Luna came to your dream!?" Twilight ask's with her mouth hanging open now instead of the smile she had before.
"Yeah, I gave her the grand tour," I say smirking at Twilight who though a bit confused at what this grand tour could be, started thinking.
"Hmm, maybe that's why Celestia said they would be visiting us this afternoon?" She mumbeled high enough for me to hear.
"Ah, right!" I say. "I forgot to answer Lunas question cause the dream changed," I tell her.
"What?" Twilight ask's. "Well I kinda lost her somewhere in the middle of the dream," I answer not realy wanting to talk about what happened next in the dream.
"You lost her!?" Twilight exclaims shocked. I just shrug my shoulders and chow down on my second marmelade sandwich.
"No wonder they want to meet," Twilight say with a thoughtful expression.
"Why?" I ask, just a teeny bit curious.
"Well to start with, you can't just lose the ruler of the night while in a dream." Twilight say as if stating the obvious.
"I can see why that's strange," I say nodding. Twilight who had not touched her breakfast untill now grabbed a spoon with her aura, using it to eat her oatmeal.
"Say, I have a horn right?" I say to Twilight who stop's her spoon right in front of her open mouth.
"Yes?" She ask's, not sure where I'm going with this.
"So that mean's I should also be able to do that," I say pointing one hoof on the spoon floating next to her while holding my toast in the other.
Twilight who just noticed I was using my hoves, put down her spoon on the plate, snickering.
"What?" I ask, only a little anoyed.
"It's just that most ponies learn that almost as early as they start walking," she say's starting to giggle.
"As you know, I didn't know I had a horn untill a night ago," I remind her.
"Oh rigth!" She say, "how'd you miss that?"
"Well it wasn't easy!" I say humoring her.
"I had to never look up or touch my forhead, I also had to always keep my bang from blowing around in the wind."
"Oh, it was real hard I tell ya."
"No, really how?" She ask's whiping a tear from laughing at the sheer stupidity of my story.
"I'll tell you what," I say getting her full atention.
"I will come clean and tell you guys everything later when Celestia get's here since I don't really feel like hiding stuff."
She started to nod just as somepony knocked on the door.
Twilight roll her eyes, walking towards the door shouting.
"This is a public library for ponies sake! just come in." Sighing she open the door followed by Rainbow dash flying into the room.
"Hey there Flying Collors," I say waving a hoof at Rainbow. Twilight snickering and I get a frown from Dash,
since she still didn't know what was so funny with that nickname.
"Just come with me," Dash say's flying over to me, grabbing me from where I sitt.
"Sorry Twilight, but I gotta steal this Thunder for a while."
"Well aint you funny?" I say to her as she carries me away.
"What are you going to do?" Twilight ask's.
"Flight traning," Dash say as her face brighten.
"I noticed yesterday that Sto here ain't very used to flying. I can call you Sto, right?" Dash ask's as she look at me.
"Fine!" I say not realy liking it, "but if you do I'll just keep calling you your nickname instead of Rainbow Dash."
"Is the nickname bad in any way?" They both ask as Dash keep's me airborn by holding my front legs.
"Well kinda," I say not wanting to tell them it basicaly mean female horse in my original language.
"Tho I'm not telling why!" I tell them. They both roll their eyes and Twilight say,
"good luck then." Rainbow nod's and flies out through the still open door.
While flying over Ponyville I could see Rarity at a café, some shaking bush,
Applejack heading toward's the library and Fluttershy tending to her animal friend's over at her cottage.
"So Collors, where too?" I ask Rainbow, who frown's a bit then answers.
"To the lake of cause, I thought you might want to take a dipp, Sto!" She finish with a menacing grin on her face, making me frown.
We soon reach the lake and since Rainbow still think's it's funny that she got something on me, she laughs quietly to herself with closed eyes.
Thinking that I'd probbably gonna drop into the lake one way or another, I mumble.
"Here goes nothing!" I look down into the lake and say. "I think you should cool that head of yours."
"What?" Rainbow ask's as I somehow grab her wings, holding her around the middle so she can't unfold them.
"What are you doing!?" she shout's at me.
"Well hottie, we're gonna bathe so you can try being cool instead."
"You think I'm hot?" She ask flustered as we plummet to the lake, a slight blush starting to form on her face.
Noticing I actually said that, I kinda blush as well.
*SPLASH!*
I laugh as I get out of the lake. "Atleast now I know what awaits me if I fail, did you get any cooler?"
I ask as I turn around to Rainbow Dash who just got out of the lake.
"You tell me," she say while trying to blow away the part of her wet mane that covers her right eye.
Th-that's actualy still kinda hot as H-well." I say toning it down from what I actually was about to say.
Mental note, guess my brain switched from liking human's to liking ponies when I turned into one.
"Well that does not mean you'll get any slack during flight training," she say, as her face turns a bit red.
"Sorry, let's start." I say trying to shake the water of of me, and to get the image of the wet Rainbow Dash out of my mind.
Just as we arrived at the lake, another pony reached the library. It was Applejack. Knocking on the door an anoyed Twilight opens the dor saying.
"It's a public libr..." before seing Applejack saying, "oh! Hi Applejack. What did you want?"
Looking around as if she was hiding from something Applejack put's a leg around Twilight saying.
"Why don't we talk inside?" Walking in with her.
"So what's all this about?" Twilight ask's as Applejack waves to a bush? The bush then rushes into the library.
"What in celestias name?" Twilight say's looking confused at the bush.
"Twilight, is Thunder here?" The bush wisper's as a question.
"Pinkie?" Twilight ask's contorting her face. "Yes, as a matter of fact Rainbow Dash fetched him earlier for flight training."
"Good!" Pinkie say as she jump's out of the bush, putting it away somehow. Telling Twilight what was going on, Twilight nodd's and smile as she say.
"That's a great idea!" Making both applejack and Pinkie smile.
"I know right!" Pinkie say's bouncing on the spot.
"You two just get ready and I'll get tha rest of us," Applejack tells them leaving the library.
Back at the lake you could see two ponies, one doing wing pushups as the other one instructed.
"Can I get a break soon?" I ask Rainbow Dash as I do my workout.
"20 more," she say after thinking a second. We had been here for a few hour's now and I was both sweaty and hungry again.
Doing the last twenty pushups, "eighteen, nineteen, tweenty!" I say falling down on my back after the last one.
"You're quite good" she tell's me. "Although not as good as me," she boast's.
"Haha, well do you want to know a secret?" I tell her gesuring for her to come closer.
She look's around as if to check no one's around before walking over as she dismissively say.
"Well I guess, why not." Trying to hide how interested she really was in getting to know a secret.
As she lean's in, holding her ear close to my mouth I tell her the secret.
"You're lying! There's no way that can be true," she says obviously taken aback by what I just said. Getting up on my hooves again I say,
"should we get Applejack?" She stiffens a bit when she hear's the name and start talking as if she's hiding something.
"Applejack? No I don't think that's neccesary, I mean it sound's totally weird, but I supose I could believe you that it was your first time ever doing wing pushups."
"Wich is ridiculous, cause you just did like two hundred of them today." She continues.
"Then, want to know another secret?" I say wanting some more fun reaction's. Obviously intrigued by the first one she instantly closes in saying,
"tell me." With her ear only a couple of inches from my mouth I struggle to keep from smirking and say.
"I noticed it just before but," she nod's twice. "Upp close like this you smell really good," I say blowing softly in her ear.
"Gaah!" She says as she gets the tingle's from my stunt, laughing I'm already running toward's the water to freshen up after all the traning.
"What is he thinking?" Rainbow ask's herself as she look's at me running towards the water as she covers her ear with a hoof.
Remembering just what I said before blowing gently in her ear, she tries to take a sniff of her own front leg thinking.
"I don't smell anything good, it's not like I'm a cake or anything."
Looking at her while swiming I smile to myself as she smell herself, looking confused. Flying over to me, hovering over the water Dash say's.
"Hey, enough slacking. Let's get on to the real flight training."
"So, I am finally going to try to fly?" I ask.
"Yes, just follow me!" She say's turning back toward's the beach. Being the trixter I am, I grab her hind hoves and pull her down in the water.
"Kyah!"
*splash*
"Wuh, what was that?" Rainbow asks as she resurface. Seing me whistle inocently right behind her she says.
"Oh, two can play at that game." As she start's splashing me with water.
After a while of splashing water at each other, among other thing's. We get up out of the water, both laughing at it.
"That was real fun," she say's looking at me.
"Yeah it was," I answer. Not knowing what more to say, this conversation felt like it was on a express train headed straight towards Awkwardville.
Luckily, answering for me. My stomach rumble. Derailing the said train.
"So Collors? Did you bring anything?" I ask dash as I rub my stomach.
"Actually I did!" She say as she stand's upp, crossing her front legg's with a smugg smile on her face. After eating our sandwhiches I thank her for the grubb.
"Aw it was nothing," she say, looking proud as I praise her for the food.
"Now follow me," she tell's me as we start to head towards the part where a cliff is. When at the top, I walk to the edge, looking down into the water.
"Am I suposed to jump from here?" I ask her, not sure if it's such a good idea starting like this instead of trying little by little.
"Jump? No," she tells me as I breathe out in relief. "I'll help you," she say's as I feel something hitting my behind, successfully pushing me over the edge.
Looking back I see Rainbow Dash with a smirk, she had bucked me of the cliff.
Flapping too much cause of everything being to sudden, I fly out of control crashing into one of the only clouds around.
Pushing out my head through the top of it I cough up some cloud, making Dash roll around laughing on the ground.
I force my wings out through the sides of the cloud, flying over to Dash as she just laughs her tail off.
"Sto, stop it!" She say's laughing frantically, holding her stomach from the pain of laughing too hard.
"So this is how you fly huh?" I say with a serious face as I use my wings as paddles in a rowboat,
gliding through the air circling her as she continues laughing.
And that's the end of chapter two.
It was only like half a day so I wonder what the afternoon has in store.
Must be some weird S*** if I know myself right.
I always welcome reviews so feel free to tell me your thought's/questions or theories about what will happen or has happened.
Side note, this chapter actually came out earlier than I thought it would.
Who would have guessed since I dont really plan what's going to happen in the chapter's and just wing it.
Anyway's I hope you had a good read, that and I hope I've piked the interest of you readers.
Later's all brony's and pegasistes.
What will happen next?
Many answers and more, in the next chapter of "whatever the title say's"
-Bleep!-