South Park Reacts

Krys723

A/N: Hey, guys! First off, I want to say that I'm totally stocked about how well the first episode of South Park Reacts was! It got really popular and because of that, I had to change some things up so I won't lose momentum by episode two. So while the dates in the actual FanFic is Saturday, I think I'll have to publish it every three days or something lol. Depending on how popular each episode is. That's all for now, see you at the end!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING SOUTH PARK-RELATED! EVERYTHING I OWN IS MADE UP! SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE & TREY PARKER AND THE REACT SERIES BELONGS TO THE FINE BROS! I DO NOT OWN MORTAL KOMBAT X OR ITS CHARACTERS!

CAST:

-Stan Marsh

-Kyle Broflovski

-Eric "Cartman" Cartman

-Kenny McCormick

-Jimmy Valmer, 15

-Craig Tucker

-Token Black

-Clyde Donovan

-Tweek Tweak

-Kevin Stoley, 15

-Wendy Testaburger, 15

-Bebe Stevens, 15

DATE: SATURDAY, JANUARY 9TH

TIME: 11:30 P.M.

EPISODE TWO: MORTAL KOMBAT X BRUTALITIES

SOUTH PARK REACTS

Welcome back, dudes!

Stan: Why are we here at night?

Anything good can happen at night…just not after 2AM.

Kenny: I'm about to do something really good with you, lets jump in the closet.

PG-13!

Kyle: Why are we were this late?

Craig: Whatever your going show us better be good.

It is, but first we got some more people, I see. And where's Butters?

Cartman: That asshole Kenny got him grounded by bragging in last week's episode.

Kenny: Don't worry, he'll be back next week.

Wendy: Why did I have to come this week? Stan said that you made the guys watch K-Pop. I happen to love Asian culture.

Bebe: I love K-Pop. There's a guy named Taeyang and he might be short, but mine I want to lick stuff off his chest.

Please keep it PG-13…

Kevin: I'm not that popular, I don't think I should be on here.

Clyde: Cartman hates Kevin.

Cartman: I hate that nerd, why did you invite him?

Jimmy: I'm here for com-mic-mc relief.

How's your black eye, Token?

Token: You can't really see it in the dark, but its doing fine.

Tweek: Are there gnomes here? GAH! I-I-I hate gnomes!

There are no gnomes here, Tweek. I am going to show you something you something scary.

Craig: Couldn't this have waited until Halloween?

Don't worry, I got that planned out. So the reason why we're in the dark at this late at night is because I wanted to show you some Mortal Kombat X brutalities and these are best seen in the dark.

Stan: Holy shit, dude!

Tweek: GAH!

Craig: OK, you've caught my attention.

Cartman: Sweet.

Kyle: Dude.

Token: OK…this is unexpected.

Bebe: Cool.

Wendy: Eww.

Clyde: Can I sit with Token?

I guess if you're that scared and don't want to be labeled a pussy.

Clyde: I'll stay here.

Kevin: Can we do Star Wars Battlefront next time, its more interesting than Mortal Kombat X.

Cartman: This is why you don't invite the fucking Star Wars nerd!

Jimmy: I'm im-im-impressed.

Kenny: You and me are going to make great friends when I turn eighteen…I hope you don't mind some ménage trois.

I have a girlfriend.

Kenny and Clyde: Nice…

—REACT—

(Gruesome Fatality #1 Kung Lao: Face Grind)

Stan: Holy fucking shit, dude!

Cartman: Awesome.

Kyle: How can you stand watching that shit, Cartman?!

Cartman: Jesus Christ, Kahl, get that sand out of your vagina.

Kyle: I do not have sand in my vagina, you fat fuck!

Cartman: Shut the fuck up, you stupid Jew!

No fighting today!

Kenny: You are so feisty tonight.

(Gruesome Fatality #2 Kung Lao: Flower Pot)

Craig: If I could chop somebody up in a video game like that, I'd be so happy.

Clyde: I'm going to be sick.

Wendy: Don't throw up on me, throw up on Stan!

Stan: I don't want him throwing up on me.

Kevin: Its honestly not that bad.

Clyde: At least its not that Berserk anime…I'll never watch that with you again.

Kevin: *Sighs*

Cartman: Oh wow, the Star Wars nerd has watched something other than Star Wars.

(Gruesome Fatality #3 Scorpion: Who's Next)

Kenny, Token, and Craig: OH SHIT!

Tweek: GAH! Too much pressure!

Bebe: Awesome, dude.

Wendy: How can you enjoy this?

Bebe: Stop being such a baby, Wendy. How often do you see someone doing that?

Wendy: Why are you my best friend again?

Bebe: Because we're more than best friends, we're special friends.

Token: *Turns red*

Kenny: Damn, Token.

(Gruesome Fatality #4 Johnny Cage: Here's Johnny)

Stan: *Throws up on Kyle*

Kyle: Dude!

We had a bathroom, Stan.

Bebe: Remember when he used to throw up on you, Wendy?

Wendy: Shut up, Bebe.

Cartman: If the hippie throws up, he leaves. Take the Jew with him.

Jimmy: It wasn't that ba-ba-bad, Stan.

Clyde: Wasn't that bad? He ripped her in half!

Kevin: *Pats Clyde on the back* One more to go, you can make it.

Clyde: I might not eat for a while.

Craig: That's an improvement.

Clyde: *Gives Craig the finger*

Craig: *Gives the finger back*

OK, guys last one.

(Gruesome Fatality #5 Liu Kang: Splitter)

Clyde: I can't make it.

Cartman: Stop being a bitch, Clyde that was the last one. At least your better than the Hippie.

Stan: Fuck you, Cartman.

Token: *Snickers*

Kyle: You agree with Cartman?

Token: No, but Stan and I are even.

Stan: We were even when Wendy and I broke up.

Kenny: Well, this has been an interesting night.

—QUESTION TIME—

The lights are on now and the room smells like vomit, thanks Stan.

Cartman: *Gets up and opens a window*

Clyde: *Comes back from the bathroom*

Are you OK, Clyde?

Clyde: I'm fine.

Jimmy: This has been very fu-fu-fu-fun. I would like to come back again.

That's nice, thanks Jimmy.

Cartman: Jeez, Jimmy, don't be a suck up.

Anyway, what did you think of the fatalities?

Kevin: My Dad would let me play it when I was younger…they were OK, but not as great as the older ones.

Kyle: My Mom would never let Ike and I play this.

Cartman: Well! Kyle's Mom's a bitch. She's a big, fat bitch; she's the biggest bitch in the worldwide world—

Kyle: Shut the fuck up, Cartman!

Stop fighting!

Craig: They were good, I might actually go out and get it if Tweek plays with me.

Tweek: N-N-No man! Too much pressure.

Token: I have it, there were some good ones, some better ones, and some bad ones.

Excluding Token, would you buy this game?

Kyle: No, my Mom would burn it and my PS4.

Stan: No.

Clyde: I won't do any fatalities, but I would play it.

Kenny: Fuck yes.

Craig: Maybe.

Jimmy: Ye-ye-yes.

Tweek: N-N-No.

Cartman: Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking my Mom's credit card again.

Wendy: Nah, I don't like fighting games like this.

Bebe: Fuck yeah, I'll even battle fatass if I have too.

Kevin: Sure, I guess. I wouldn't play it that often because its not Sci-Fi, but I'll get it and play with my Dad.

A/N:

Kevin: So I'm doing it this week?

Clyde: I'll do it with you, dude.

Token: Yeah, me too.

Kevin: That was the second episode of South Park Reacts.

Token: Thanks so much for the love last week guys, we totally thought this would bomb and the announcer would have to hide in shame.

Clyde: If you have a specific topic that you guys want us to react too, then let the announcer know either via the review box or on her Tumblr page krissimsters via message or ask box.

Kevin: She said that she had something planned for episode three though…

Clyde: No more blood and gore.

Token: And if you want this thing to keep going, then let her know via reviews. She needs at least three.

Kevin: Thanks for watching!

Token: Good thing I don't have to stay behind and clean up vomit.

Stan: Fuck you, Token.