South Park Reacts

Krys723

A/N: Hey guys! Thanks for the reviews as always, I really appreciate them! I was going to have them react to David Bowie but things would have gotten really sad and I didn't want to get sad again basically, so after countless (and I do mean countless) requests, I'm going have them react to Hetalia! Here's hoping they like it. See you at the end guys!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, THE REACT SERIES, OR HETALIA! SOUTH PARK BELONGS TO MATT STONE & TREY PARKER, THE REACT SERIES BELONG TO THE FINE BROS, AND HETALIA BELONGS TO STUDIO DEEN AND FUNAMATION!

CAST:

-STAN MARSH

-KYLE BROFLOVSKI

-ERIC 'CARTMAN' CARTMAN

-KENNY McCORMICK

-BUTTERS SCOTCH

-KEVIN STOLEY

-BEBE STEVENS

-WENDY TESTABURGER

DATE: SATURDAY, JANUARY 16TH

TIME: 12:48 P.M.

EPISODE THREE: HETALIA

SOUTH PARK REACTS

Welcome back guys, how was your week?

Stan: It was fine, it could have been better if Cartman hadn't landed us in detention.

Cartman: Ey! I said I was sorry and I'm buying for your fucking lunch when we leave here, so shut the fuck up.

Kenny: It didn't matter to me, I got some sleep.

Welcome back, Butters. We missed you last week.

Butters: Well golly, that's mighty swell of you.

Kevin: Why am I here again?

Kyle: Where's Craig and those guys?

Kevin: Token said they had plans, so they couldn't come this week. I don't know where they are, I'm not their secretary.

Bebe: We don't mind being back, do we Wendy?

Wendy: I guess not, are we talking about the environment this week?

No, not this week sorry, but I do have costumes for you all to change into before I tell you what we're reacting too.

Cartman: What kind of costumes?

*Leaves room and comes back with Hetalia costumes*

OK, so this week, we're watching an anime called Hetalia…it was highly requested by the fans, but I wanted to make this a little special, so I brought in some costumes from the anime. Cartman, you are Germany.

Cartman: Sweet. *Grabs the Germany costume*

Kyle: Oh great, make him even more insufferable than he already is.

Kyle, you are America.

Kyle: Alright. *Grabs the America costume*

Stan, you are France.

Stan: Kay, dude. *Grabs the France costume*

Wendy, you are Russia and Kevin, you are China.

Wendy and Kevin: *Gets up and grabs their costumes*

Kenny, you are Japan.

Kenny: Sweet, home of the sexy hentai porn. *Grabs the Japan costume*

PG-13! Bebe, you are Manchuria and Butters, you get the best role of all…you are Italy!

Butters: Oh gee golly, I feel mighty special.

Bebe and Butters: *Grabs their costumes*

*Fifteen minutes later*

Cartman: These things don't look that bad honestly. Butters, do I look sweet?

Butters: *Giggles* Yeah.

Cartman: Awesome.

So as you might have noticed, I put you guys in separate rooms because of your costumes. The Allies are Stan, Kyle, Wendy, and Kevin and the Axis are Cartman, Butters, Kenny, and Bebe.

Stan: You are really going all out on this, aren't you?

Kyle: As long as I don't have to sit with fucking fatass, I don't care.

Cartman: At least I won't have to sit with that Jewrat, I don't care.

Kevin: I look weird.

Wendy: Kevin, you look fine, I'm sure Clyde's going to like it.

Kevin: *Turns red* Clyde and I are just friends, he said so himself.

OK then, lets watch some Hetalia.

—REACT—

Hetalia: Episode #1

(America: Alrighty then, lets start the World Conference

Let's resolve all the problems around the world one by one!)

Stan: That sounds like something you'll do, Kyle.

Kyle: Does it?

(America: Alright then, I'll go first. About the Global Warning thing everybody is talking about,

I think we'll be OK if we create a huge hero and have him protect the Earth. By the way, nobody is to disagree, OK?)

Stan: Yes, yes it does.

Kenny: It's a cool anime, not one I would normally watch, but I can see why people have been suggesting it for a while.

(Germany: That's enough! All of you!)

Cartman: Everybody stops arguing at Germany's command, that's pretty sweet.

Kevin: China tries to keep the peace with food, its kinda weird.

Kenny: France sides with America…of course. That's Stan and Kyle.

(Germany: This conference is supposed to stop the world's problems, so why are we creating more?!

If you want to say something, first show clear and accurate data! And then talk! You'll have 8 minutes to talk, that's a strict rule!)

Kyle: You can't solve the world's problems in 8 minutes.

Wendy: I don't think I like being Russia.

Bebe: Did I miss my character? There are too many characters introduced in the first two minutes.

(Italy: Pasta!)

Everybody except Butters: Butters.

Butters: Well, golly. I think that's the only fella I like.

Everybody else: Definitely Butters.

—QUESTION TIME—

So, what do you guys think of this anime?

*Everybody is back in their normal clothes*

Cartman: My guy was about to see what was inside that box, I would like to know what was in it?

Wendy: The episodes are rather short.

Bebe: I guess in order to see my character, I'll have to watch further. But there were a lot of characters introduced in just that one episode alone.

Stan: Each episode is five minutes long, I guess it'll be OK if you want to look at something quick during lunch or something.

Kyle: Its drawn well and it looks like one of those types of anime that you can kinda learn a little history.

Kenny: I don't think it'll help me pass a World History test, but it does look like a good anime. I wouldn't mind watching it every now and then.

Kevin: It seems interesting, but as everybody has already stated, its short. I guess I like how short it is because everybody's busy all the time and people don't have time to just sit down and watch anime.

So, would you continue this series?

Cartman: I'm interested in what's in that box, but after that…I probably won't.

Stan: It looks like something to watch in my spare time so probably.

Kyle: I don't know.

Kenny: Not my type of anime. I like mostly hentai.

PG-13…

Butters: Sure, I'd watch it. It looks harmless enough, I won't get grounded over it.

Wendy: I might.

Bebe: I would continue watching just to see if I can find my character.

Kevin: I don't know, I'm usually busy and I like anime like Cowboy Bebop and Space Dandy. Its not really, me.

Cartman: I bet if Clyde watched it then he probably would.

Kevin: *Turns red*

A/N:

Bebe: Cool, Wendy! We get to do the ending this week!

Wendy: Kay. Thanks for watching this week's episode of South Park Reacts. This was a highly requested react, so we expect some reviews.

Bebe: If you any suggestions for our next episode, then let us know either via the review box or on the announcer's Tumblr, via message box or ask.

Wendy: We had a lot of fun with this one, the costumes are awesome too!

Kenny: And remember, if you want this series to continue, then please leave at least three reviews. Be sure to also favorite and follow us as well, we do this all for you.

Bebe: See you next time.

Wendy: Bye!

Kenny: Now, Cartman said he's going to treat us all to lunch at Shakey's and I plan on taking advantage of that.

Cartman: Ey fuck you, Kinny! I don't have money for all of you assholes!

Kenny: Can't back out of it now, fatass. And my name's not Kinny.

Cartman: Fuck you assholes!