South Park Reacts

Krys723

A/N: Hey guys, thanks for the reviews last week! I loved them all! Anyway, I'm feeling way better than I did last week and I also decided that its best if I just say that each episode will take place on a Saturday and just get the chapters out whenever I can. If something's going on and I can't make a deadline, then I'll let you know via Tumblr (follow me krissimsters) like the day before or something. So anyway, the girls are taking over this week, giving the boys the week off and I want to be as diverse as possible. I don't want it to be just the boys all the time. That's all for now dudes, I'll see you at the end of the episode.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, LIFE IS STRANGE, HONEST GAME TRAILERS, OR THE REACT SERIES! EVERYTHING I OWN BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE TRADEMARKS!

CAST:

-WENDY TESTABURGER

-BEBE STEVENS

-REBECCA 'RED' TUCKER, 15

-NICHOLE BENET, 15 (I made up her last name when I mentioned her in How Things Work and it just stuck)

-HEIDI TURNER, 15

-ANNIE FAULK, 15

-ESTER STOLEY, 15 (You'll see why I did this in a minute)

-LOLA, 15

-MILLY, 15

-JENNY SIMON, 15

DATE: SATURDAY, JANUARY 23RD

TIME: 2: 45 P.M.

EPISODE FOUR: LIFE IS STRANGE (HONEST GAME TRAILER)

SOUTH PARK REACTS (GIRLS EDITION)

Wow, this is different. Welcome ladies.

Girls: Hello Charlie!

Don't do that...so what's up?

Bebe: Yeah, why should the boys have all the attention? Let the girls get some love.

Wendy: The boys get more notice than the girls anyway, especially at school.

Jenny: Why does your studio smell like vomit?

Bebe & Wendy: Stan.

Heidi: Eww…he still does that?

Nichole: Still does what?

Lola: We'll tell you later.

So where are the boys?

Annie: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny got into some weird shit earlier this week so their grounded. Craig and his gang are doing their own thing and poor Kevin's at home.

Esther: Yeah, he's at home…bugging the shit out of me. He always plays Star Wars music when he's at home. And he plays it loud, he's annoying.

Esther, are you related to Kevin?

Esther: Yes, but not by birth. My Mom and Dad adopted Kevin from China six months after I was born. It's a long story that I really shouldn't get into because its not my story to tell. But yes, Kevin is my brother.

Red: Kevin's kinda cute in a geeky way.

Milly: You like that nerd?

Red: At least I don't like Cartman.

Milly: *Turns red* You take that back, Red or I'll have Craig come after you!

Red: Your going to have Craig come after me? I can take Craig.

Alright ladies, that's enough. So how many of you have ever watched Honest Trailers or Honest Game Trailers?

Bebe: Those come out every Tuesday, right?

Annie: I watch them almost every weekend. That and Threadbanger, Threadbanger is awesome.

Wendy: I don't watch a lot of stuff that other people find entertaining, I watch more like political stuff.

Red: I watch them but I also watch makeup tutorials.

Esther: I watch them occasionally, but if Philip DeFranco mentions something then I'll watch it after watching him.

Milly: I love Philip DeFranco.

Nichole: I either watch Honest Game Trailers or a Let's Play series…I love Cryaotic.

Lola: I love Cry, his voice is sexy especially when he says, "Hey, Cry here." Its like melted butter.

Heidi: I watch dance videos, I like K-Pop. Butters said you had the guys react to K-Pop and we want to react to it as well.

Jenny: I second this, I think its only fair that if the guys can react to K-Pop then so can we.

I will keep that in mind for next time, but for now, I would like to know if any of you have heard of Life is Strange?

Bebe: That game got really popular last year.

Red: Its overrated, I played it and the end of episode five is what made it overrated.

Heidi: Well don't spoil it, some people might not have played it.

Lola: I liked it.

Wendy: It's a good game, but Until Dawn was way better.

Esther: I agree…Kevin hates that game though.

Milly: The characters are mostly girls.

Nichole: The choices don't really matter at the end, I hate that.

Jenny: I heard that their making a second season.

Annie: Their also re-selling their first season as a Limited Edition and you have to shell like $60 for a booklet, but if you already have the game and you want just the book, then you have to only shell out like $40. Do they think we're made of money? Honestly, the game is good, but this a limited edition is just a book that I bet is going to go on sell at Gamestop by at least June and it'll be cheaper as well because people don't want to pay that much for just a book. That's like what fucking Tomb Raider, it sold only on the X-Box One as a "timed exclusive" and PS4 fans have to wait until fucking December before getting their copy? Why? Why not just release it equally in December or November of last year? Its just the same game, but in newer resolution.

Bebe: Geez, Annie. Get off your high horse.

Annie: Whatever, I like using logic better than these game companies…no wonder I like GCN and Dartigan so much.

Thank you so much for that speech, Annie…its nice being honest with me. So as some of you might know, Honest Game Trailers just recently made an Honest Trailer for Life is Strange and I wanted us to react to it. Cool?

Nichole: Cool.

Annie: Alright.

Jenny: OK. I watched it already, but I won't mind watching it again.

Wendy: When will we talk about the environment?

Soon, I promise you.

Bebe: Kay.

Red: Sweet.

Lola: OK.

Esther: Fine.

Heidi and Milly: *Nods head in agreement*

—REACT—

(Comes a game that a devoted enough fanbase can make us do a trailer about anything…Life is Strange)

Heidi: *Laughs* I've seen a lot of YouTube comments asking them to do this game.

Jenny: I usually come from the Honest Trailer series, so I don't ask them to react to stuff. I think the Kingdom Hearts react was probably one of their most requested.

(Welcome to Arcadia Bay, an unbearably tween mashup of Portland and Twin Peaks)

Bebe: I agree…I hate how its in this always sunset setting. Like its supposed to be this perfect town, but its not. The game is cliché and the fact that it made us wait like every two months for a new episode was bullshit.

(Strap on the messenger bag of Max Caulfield)

Esther: I hated playing as her, she's so boring.

Lola: *Tries to imitate Max* "I'm Max Caulfield, I talk weird, I'm a hipster chick who can move time, all I wanted to do was protect my best friend, but she manipulated me into doing a bunch of shit I didn't want to do and we had to look around for her lover, Rachel Amber, who died six months ago. I think I'm an awesome person, but in reality, I'm just a bitch."

Red: *Laughs*

Nichole: Why did people like this game again? I don't have it, I'm just wondering why.

Annie: They tried to make it sound cool but in reality, it was just boring.

(…And actual murderers)

Wendy: He's hot.

Bebe: We're supposed to hate him because he killed off a character more interesting than Max and I kinda am…the asshole did it twice.

Red: I would have rather played Rachael Amber up until her death.

Milly: Did any of you kill Kate? I played her twice and I killed her both time, I didn't kill Kate.

(…Until the ending undoes all that shit and presents you with a binary choice)

Red: I fucking hated this ending.

Esther: Both endings suck, but if you pick Chloe over the town then your basically Cartman.

Bebe: Pretty much, it ruins the main point of the game, which is to protect Chloe. You can't protect her if she dies like four times.

—QUESTION TIME—

So what do you think of the Honest Game Trailer?

Red: It was honest, just like they always are.

Lola: Sometimes their being stupid funny and sometimes its serious funny, it was a serious funny one, especially if you have played the game up to that point.

Wendy: I liked it more than I thought I would have.

Does the trailer help you change your mind about the game?

Bebe: No, I still hate Max and I still think that Chloe forced Max to do a lot of things she didn't want to do, especially in episode two and episode four.

Nichole: I wouldn't have minded playing as Rachael Amber, I bet she's more fun.

Milly: It doesn't matter, I killed Kate. Twice.

Jenny: The game is OK, but I hope it won't be as hipster 'next season.'

Esther: I would like for it to be released all at once, paying five bucks for an episode every month is complete bullshit.

Annie: They just need to release a better game.

Heidi: The trailer pointed out a lot of problems I had in the game, just like the YouTubers Annie mentioned, Dartigan and GCN. I don't think GCN came out with a EWW Life is Strange video yet, but I saw Dartigan's yesterday after school.

Final Question: Would you Sacrifice Chloe or Sacrifice the Town?

Bebe: Sacrifice Chloe, the game revolves around her basically…she gave Max her powers so the only way Max can be cured is if Chloe dies.

Wendy: I would probably save the town.

Annie: Save Chloe, that's the choice I made when I actually played the game. I would want to know who survived and would probably hates Max.

Jenny: Save Chloe.

Milly: Save Chloe.

Esther: I was pissed because of that nightmare level by the end of it, so save Chloe…kill the town.

Nichole: Save Chloe.

Lola: Save Chloe.

Heidi: Save Chloe.

Red: Save the town, kill Chloe. Don't be Cartman.

A/N:

Annie: So we just talk to them?

Bebe: Yeah, its fun.

Red: OK. Thanks for watch the first (and hopefully not only) South Park Girls React. We had a lot of fun, we should be here on often.

Annie: If you have any suggestions for this week, then let us know either in the review box or via Tumblr using the messenger box, its always open to new suggestions.

Bebe: Those weird boys will be back next week…I think Craig's going to be sixteen.

Red: Oh yeah, that asshole's birthday is coming up. I guess I'll get him something.

Annie: We should host a party, quick Milly call Cartman.

Milly: Cartman? I don't like Cartman.

Red: You have hearts by his name…

Milly: Fuck you, Red!

Bebe: While we sort through this, be sure to leave at least three reviews if you want this to continue. See you next time!