A/N So this is my First story, hope you like it, please leave a comment and tell me how I'm doing. Hope you like weird-ass stories with M. Night Shamalama twists!
P.S. Jack looks like a taller frosted Ezreal. In a suit. Hope that makes sense.
Summoner Jack Ensani was a man of simple tastes. He liked food, a good book, knives, and magic tricks. He loved a good suit, and a great woman. That's why he was at Blitzcrank's fleshling dating service. A woman. That's the only thing that kept him going as Fiora sat in front of him, trying to teach him French.
"Repeat after me. Mon Cheri."
"Mon Cherry?"
"Mon Cheri."
"Umm look Fiora, this is fine and all, but I have a match sometime soon. I think. Yeah I do. So I'm going to get some rest. I had fun. I guess," Jack ran out of the garden hoping to get a shower. He couldn't get the smell of escargot and loneliness out.
He tried to get to the Bilgewater section of the institute, the tribunal decided he fit in better with the champions than other summoners, so they gave him a room there. He also didn't have to stay in the summoning chamber during matches. Maybe that's why he couldn't get a girlfriend, he didn't really talk to any of the other summoners. He shut the door and sat down on his bed, staring at the mural of the Mother Serpent on his wall.
"I'm going to meet some summoners, make some friends," He said to no one in particular.
BEEDOOO BEEEDOOO BEEEEEDOOOOOOOO
"What the hell is that siren?" Jack looked out the door. Barreling down the hall was 350 pounds of Zaunite metal. Blitzcrank would not let this summoner leave Fiora. There was still a date to be had.
"WAIT WAIT BLITZCRANK I CAN EXPLAIN I HAVE A MATCH SOON!"
"I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW. COME QUIETLY OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE!"
Jack ran out the door, trying to get as far away from Blitzcrank as possible. Suddenly he felt something cold grab his waste. How did he predict that? Jack was carried back to a rusty table in the gardens. Gankplank, eating an orange and watching all of this screamed.
"MADLIFE! MADLIFE! MADLIFE!"