South Park Reacts

Krys723

A/N: Welcome back guys! By the time this gets out, it'll be Craig's birthday, but the actual episode takes place the Sunday after. Normally, it takes place on Saturday, but as it was mentioned at the end of last week's episode, the girls (along with the guys) threw a huge birthday party for Craig and there'll probably be a lot to talk about. If you do not follow me on Tumblr ( krissimsters) then you would know how I'm excited about this week's episode. Their reacting to Space Dandy—one of my favorite 2014 animes—and the idea was brought to me by something weird I did involve Craig, Clyde, and Token on Tumblr and then it clicked. Either way, I'm kinda stocked so let's get started. As always, I'll see you guys at the end of the chapter. Hope you guys enjoy reading it!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, THE REACT SERIES, NOR SPACE DANDY! THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE TRADEMARKS! I ONLY OWN WHAT I MAKE UP…which is basically dialogue.

CAST:

-STAN MARSH

-KYLE BROFLOVSKI

-ERIC 'CARTMAN' CARTMAN

-KENNY MCCORMICK

-BUTTERS SCOTCH

-CRAIG TUCKER, 16

-CLYDE DONOVAN

-TOKEN BLACK

-TWEEK TWEAK

-JIMMY VALMER

-KEVIN STOLEY

DATE: SUNDAY, JANUARY 31ST

TIME: 12:15 P.M.

EPISODE FIVE: SPACE DANDY

SOUTH PARK REACTS

Hey dudes, welcome back! And Craig, happy belated birthday!

Craig: Thanks.

Kenny: Hey, sexy lady. I missed you last week, girls did an awesome job.

Stan: Did Milly say she had a crush on Cartman?

Cartman: Ay! Milly does not have a crush on me…I don't like that bitch.

Kyle: Then why were you making out with her, fatass?

Cartman: I was drunk you Jewish asshole.

Craig, how was your birthday party?

Craig: It was…really fucking annoying.

Cartman: Be grateful asshole.

Kenny: Cartman, you didn't plan shit. You just got the alcohol.

Cartman: That's right! Do you know I had to fucking ride in a car with Milly for three hours so we could go to some liquor store that sold good alcohol to teens?

Kyle: You sat in a car with your crush, you should be thanking us.

Cartman: I do not like Milly!

Did the rest of you enjoy the party?

Token: It was fun, I didn't get a black eye this time.

Stan: Kevin made out with Red.

Clyde and Kevin: *Turns red*

Kevin: I didn't plan it…it just happened.

Jimmy: Clyde, Token, Tweek, and I po-po-pooled our money together and got him a tele-tele-telescope.

Clyde: Token paid for the majority of it.

Craig: It was probably the best part of my birthday.

Stan: I gave him a vanilla cake.

Craig: Second best part.

Cartman: Craig, you boring asshole.

Craig: I would think I would have the right to be boring after Peru.

Kenny: We apologized for that…just like we apologized for what we did to your Mom.

Craig: You assholes did that?!

Butters: It was Cartman's fault, he just kept making things worst! Oh, gee are you mad, Craig?

Craig: Can we please move on?

So Craig, here's my birthday gift to you. We're going to react to an anime known as Space Dandy. It came out in 2014 and its personally, one of my favorites.

Kenny: Sweet, we haven't gotten a personal react in a while. Not since episode one.

Craig: I think I heard of that.

Kevin: I heard of it, it's a comedy anime. Its actually kinda good.

Tweek: Oh G-G-God! Is it scary?!

No, but it does feature aliens…

Tweek: Aliens?! Oh God!

Craig: Tweekers, its probably not that bad. Its an anime, it doesn't sound that scary.

Craig, before we begin your going to need to change jackets. *Pulls out Space Dandy jacket*

Craig: Why?

Kenny: She loves cosplaying when we react to anime, just do it for her.

Craig: Fine. *Puts on the Space Dandy jacket*

Do you like it?

Craig: I don't hate it.

Kenny: It looks kinda sweet.

Clyde: I might have to borrow it from you.

Craig: Touch this jacket and die, Donovan.

Let's start the react, shall we?

—REACT—

(Space Dandy. He's a dandy guy…in space)

Kenny: Kinda obvious.

Stan: I think its supposed to be one of those animes that you don't take seriously…a comedy-anime. Its not exactly made for girls, but its not exactly made for just guys either.

Craig: It seems interesting enough.

Clyde: That blonde woman is hot. I would love to go there and eat weird, alien food.

(He combs the planets like his pompadour, on the hunt for aliens)

Cartman: He does have pretty sweet hair.

(Dandy: See if your enlightened like me, then you'd know the real show is down below…the booty, baby)

Kenny and Clyde: Nice.

Token: That woman is hot, what's her name?

Honey…she works at the show's restaurant called Boobies.

Kenny: Alright, I'm sold. I love this anime.

Kyle: The restaurant's really called Boobies?

Yes.

Kenny and Clyde: Nice.

Here's a scene from episode two: The Search for the Phantom Ramen, Baby. So the episode deals with Dandy, along with his crewmates QT, an older robot model and Meow, a common Betelgeusian to find the perfect ramen.

(QT: Dandy, do you read me?

Dandy: Go ahead QT.

QT: Your likely in an alternate dimension)

(Dandy: There are plenty of places where a guy could open a ramen shop. Why here? I'm guessing there's a story behind that.

Shop Owner: Tell me, sir. Who are you?

Dandy: Its Dandy, but you can call me, Space Dandy.

Shop Owner: I was a reckless kid, always getting into trouble. Until one day, there was an accident, I took somebody's life. I had to leave after that. I fled my home world, always on the run one planet after another, hoping no one would track me down. Then one day, after my heart had grown weary and my soul had grown exhausted, I found myself in a world called Earth. An Earthling had come along and took me under his wing. He introduced me to the comforting flavor of ramen. It was an experience I would never forget.)

Kenny: Deep.

—QUESTION TIME—

So what did you think of Space Dandy?

Kyle: It was a good short, I liked it.

Kevin: It reminds me of Cowboy Bebop a little.

I'm glad you said that, because the creators of Space Dandy, also created Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Soul Eater.

Stan: I've seen Soul Eater, its really good.

Craig: Cowboy Bebop was one of the first animes I watched.

Token: Craig loves Cowboy Bebop, he always makes us watch it with him whenever he feels like watching it.

What do you guys think of Dandy?

Clyde: Dandy is cool, he sounds like one of those people who cares having fun and not exactly doing his job. Kinda like Kenny.

Kenny: Damn right…Craig, give me your jacket.

Craig: No.

Would you guys watch this anime?

Craig: Yes.

Tweek: GAH! Probably, if C-C-Craig watches it.

Clyde: I would watch for the women at Boobies.

Kenny: Yes, for the same reason as Clyde.

Kevin: Sure.

Cartman: It looks pretty cool.

Kyle: I might.

Stan: I'm not a huge anime fan, so it's a tossup.

Token: Yeah.

Butters: It looks pretty, fun…why not?

Jimmy. I probably would, its fu-fu-funny.

A/N:

Kevin: You're not mad at me, are you?

Clyde: No…are you mad at me?

Craig: Would you two get on with it? I want to go home, I have a hangover.

Clyde: *Eye roll* Thanks for watching this week's episode of South Park Reacts.

Kevin: If you have any suggestions for next week, then please let us know in the review box or via Announcer's Tumblr ( krissimsters).

Craig: And as always, if you want this shit to continue, then please leave at least three reviews. Thanks for watching, I'm going home.

Next week's React: Super Bowl 50 (L)