A/N I hope you liked the first chapter! This one is a lot longer than the last one, but if you want the juicy plot twists you'll have to read it through. Leave a review please, they help a lot!

4 figures appeared in the dark chamber. The only light given off was from the runes imprinted on the stone walls. A crack in the center of the circular room seemed to split it in half. A magical glowing liquid ran through. Suddenly a bright light appeared. 4 people in dark robes were standing on the largest runes in the room.

"Summoners, select your champions!" A bodiless voice echoed.

One of the summoners, probably around 19 years old was looking around warily. "Do we have an AFK. Jesus, these are my gold promos."

"No it's probably just Jack. Which means we have Shaco in the jungle," an older summoner said.

Everyone in the chamber groaned.

"Why does he never summon with us? Why does he always HAVE to pick Shaco? He gives me the creeps," a woman at around 20 said, pushing her back under her hood.

"OMG A GIRL! I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE SCARY CLOWN! OMG PLS ADD ME AFTER THIS! I WANT TO DUO!"

"Shut up, let's just start the game already. Pick your champs," said one of the two silent summoners.

Another runic chamber appears, nearly identical to the one the summoners were in. This time, however, 5 figures appeared. A large fat catfish-thing sat down on the floor. Tahm Kench, The River King. The other four included a goat lady, Soraka the Starchild, a tall, pale woman with pure white hair, Diana, Scorn of the moon. Off on the wall was a tan woman with black hair, and a large circular blade in her hand. Sivir. Doing the worm in the middle of the room was a clown with two shivs at his sides. Shaco the Demon Jester.

"Get off the floor Shaco, we're about to go down on the rift," Soraka said, as Tahm Kench hungrily eyed the banana she was eating.

Shaco stood up and made sure his mask was on tight, "Time to go!"

He cackled as they were shot up by a blue energy, and appeared on Summoner's Rift.

Tahm Kench lugged himself to the top lane with a Doran's shield. Shaco ran to his blue and placed some boxes. Diana went mid. Soraka and Sivir accompanied eachother bot. They would be facing a Renekton top, a Vel'Koz mid, a Nidalee jungle, and a Caitlyn and Braum bot. Shaco looked up and laughed as he saw his blue buff get decimated. He ran over to the Nidalee's red and placed some boxes for his victim.

"I'm going to go get First Blood kiddos, if I need help I'll just ping!"

He became alert as he saw the Bestial Huntress leap towards the Brambleback, almost killing it. Time to strike. Shaco smited the red buff and went invisble, Nidalee ran towards the brush, hopefully he wouldn't be able to see her there. She screamed as she saw 3 jack-in-the-boxes pop up. Shaco stabbed her in the back and ignited her, taking some time to sit down and laugh as his boxes finish the job.

FIRST BLOOD

He cleared his jungle, ready to come up top, where Vel'Koz and Renekton had lane swapped. He went invisible, ready for Tahm Kench to cc. As he went to murder the champion that really needed a Sauron skin he ran into the bush. To his horror, they were screaming at eachother, spamming emotes.

"OH DARN OH DARN OH DARN OH DARN"

"UNBENCH THE KENCH, UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT, PERMIT THE KERMIT"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY? UNLID THE SQUID!"

"NICE ONE DUDE" *slaps tongue to tentacle*

Shaco ran out of the bush, dancing around Vel'Koz.

"Oh shit a gank, I better stop CLOWNING AROUND!" Vel'Koz laughed and killed a minion.

Meanwhile in teamchat:

CatF1shDinn3r17 (Tahm Kench): Shaco, I'll distract him, you play along.

PUNishBadJokes (Shaco): And then what?

CatF1shDinn3r17 (Tahm Kench): Simple. We just have to give the clone a throne :)

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN

The rest of the game seemed to go a lot like that. Sivir and Soraka won easily (too many heals), Diana just farmed until she could one shot anybody she wanted, Nidalee never came back from the First Blood, and Vel'Koz died so many times he started to just buy pink wards and put them down for no reason. The match was easy.

Twisted Fate and Graves sat next to eachother outside the champion summoning chamber, right next to them was a cheese tray.

"Remember when I was going to steal something from Gankplank, and you were meant to guard it?" Twisted Fate flipped a card around.

"Oh yeah back when I wanted to kill you! And then Sarah Fortune blew Gankplank up and we ran to Piltover!"

"Good times old pal, good times," Diana, Tahm, Soraka, and Sivir walked out of the chamber," he should be coming soon, ready?"

"Yup, just like usual," Graves pulled out a large basket, and grabbed a slice of gruyere from the cart.

Out came a man in a dress shirt and a tie. He had Shaco's mask on, and was holding The Demon Jester's clothes. He pulled off the mask and ducked under the cart. The only thing you could see of his features was a shock of well-kept white hair.