South Park Reacts (Mini)

Krys723

A/N: Hey guys and welcome to my first South Park Reacts (Mini) and just like the title implies, this is a mini episode of South Park Reacts. This is basically where short/mobile games, food, vines, and specific music videos (MVs) will go. These will be random and unlike the regular react, there will be only four-five reactors and will take place on a weekday. This week's mini-react is Angry Red Button suggested by LovelyLuly. That's all for not, thanks for the review and I'll see you at the end.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, THE REACT SERIES, NOR ANGRY RED BUTTON! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE TRADEMARKS!

TODAY'S CAST:

-STAN MARSH

-KYLE BROFLOVSKI

-ERIC 'CARTMAN' CARTMAN

-KENNY MCCORMICK

DATE: WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3RD

TIME: 2: 30 P.M.

EPISODE 5.5: ANGRY RED BUTTON

SOUTH PART REACTS (MINI)

Thanks for helping me try something out, welcome to Mini Reacts!

Stan: No problem dude, anything to get out of practice early.

Cartman: I've been waiting here since lunch.

Kyle: This is why your going to fail junior year.

Kenny: Not unless he crams when exam time comes, how you do think he got this far.

Cartman: Fuck you assholes.

Anyway, as I've stated this is a mini react. The more popular we get, the more people want to see small things like vines and gaming and I don't want to disappoint fans.

Cartman: Do we get paid for this? We've been doing this for almost five weeks and I want to see some money off this.

I cannot disclose that information on YouTube…we'll talk later.

Kyle: Damnit, Cartman. You can't ask people questions like that on YouTube.

Cartman: Whateva, Kahl. I do what I want!

Stan: What are we reacting too?

A game called Angry Red Button. Its fun, I've played it before you guys, its almost safe.

Kenny: Almost? Does this game involve sex?

Thankfully, no. Alright then, lets react!

—REACT—

OK, we'll only play the first few chapters, the chapters are short and the point is simple…just click.

Stan: Cool.

Kyle: OK.

Cartman: Alright.

Kenny: Can I click on your red button later?

PG-13!

(Chapter One: A New Start)

Kyle: So just click the red button?

The majority of the time you click on the red button, but follow the dialogue in this first chapter.

Stan: OK, sounds simple.

(…)

Cartman: The red button's mad.

Kenny: I like the sounds, its like you're actually clicking the buttons.

Stan: Are they encouraging the red button to leave?

(The day's just beginning…and I'm already the one everyone wants to click)

Cartman: I'm clicking the other buttons too, but I need to click on you for fucking dialogue.

Stan: The button's being an asshole and his friends are worst.

Kenny: Is the button going to venture on its own? This should be fun.

Cartman: Did the screen shake? What the fuck is this?

Stan: So the other buttons are going to cover for him? How? How the fuck are they going to do that?

(Chapter Two: Broken Dreams)

Cartman: How in the fuck does this thing have broken dreams? It's a fucking button.

Kenny: So we just click on it until it gets mad? OK.

Kyle: This is kinda fun, honestly.

Stan: We're disturbing him from his rest. Ha!

Cartman: This asshole button reminds me of Craig. Craig's such as asshole.

Kyle: He's going to kick your ass when he sees this.

Cartman: Whateva, I can take his ass on. Even Red can beat his ass.

Stan: Then why couldn't you fight Wendy?

Cartman: Fuck you.

Kenny: Wendy whooped that ass; once in fourth grade and then again in seventh grade.

Cartman: Because we're not supposed to fight girls, dumbass.

Kyle: You keep using that excuse fatass.

Stan: The red button is getting pissed, we keep waking him up.

(You're going to sit there all day…pushing buttons like an idiot? Cause that's what you are! An idiot.)

Cartman: Is this fucking button insulting us?

Stan: Fuck you, I'm going to keep pushing you.

Kyle: Its throwing insults! This button is a fucking jackass!

Kenny: I find it funny.

Kyle: Its getting faster now.

Stan: He's getting angry now.

Cartman: Got it! Fucking got it!

Stan: I'm glad all that fucking moving stopped.

(That was easy…but hard for a primate like you! YEAH! YOU HEARD ME!)

Cartman: This button is a douche. Just like Craig.

Kyle: Its funny how you can talk all this shit about Craig when he's not here.

Kenny: I'm anticipating the ass-beating tomorrow.

Stan: Me too, this time I'm going to record it.

Cartman: Fuck you assholes, I could use Tweek as a shield.

Stan: He'll just move Tweek out the way and then beat the shit out of you. Craig can literally pick up Tweek and place him near Clyde and then proceed to beat your ass.

Kenny: And Tweek can box too, he'll probably get a punch in before Craig.

Cartman: Screw you guys, seriously.

(Chapter Three: Catch Me)

Kenny: Nice, new music.

Last chapter guys, there are three more chapters but I don't wan to give away the ending.

Cartman: Sweet.

Kyle: The button can fly now…that's weird.

Stan: That button can fuck itself, I give two shits about that button. It called me shit, I'm going to keep on pushing it.

Kenny: Just like you were pushing onto Stan last night?

Stan and Kyle: Dude!

PG-13!

Cartman: Ha! *High fives Kenny* Nice one, Ken.

Kyle: Fuck you asshole.

Stan: Its dodging again.

Kenny: The screen changed backgrounds.

Cartman: Every time we press it, it gets redder and redder.

Kyle: And faster.

Stan: Its pissed now, red background and all.

Kenny: Its trying to camouflage itself. This button is smart and an asshole, but funny.

Stan: Its getting hard to push.

Cartman: Stupid button.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: Got it!

Cartman: About fucking time!

(I know a place where you won't dare go!)

Kyle: What…

Cartman: The…

Kenny: Fuck…

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: I'm not doing it. Nope.

You have too.

Kyle: It reminds me of Cartman's dick and his disgusting underwear.

Cartman: Fuck you, Jew. I take damn good care of my body, if you weren't dating that hippie, you'd fuck me.

Kyle: Fuck you fatass, I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.

Kenny: This is disturbing.

Stan: I need to burn my eyes.

(You nasty son of a bitch)

Stan: *Throws up*

Damnit, Stan! Not again!

Cartman: Damn, hippie that's twice now.

Kenny: At least it wasn't on anybody this time.

Kyle: I think we should stop it here.

I agree…

—QUESTION TIME—

Are you alright, Stan?

Stan: I guess I'm helping you clean up again, aren't I?

You're damn right, you are.

Kenny: The game was interesting…I would kinda like to finish it out honestly.

Kyle: It was definitely weird.

Would you get this game and finish it out?

Kenny: Yeah, actually…its quick and the levels are short. Its fun actually.

Cartman: That third level wasn't that bad…well not as bad as the hippie makes it out to be.

Stan: Fuck you, Cartman.

Kyle: I probably won't get it, I don't like short mobile games like that. I'm more of an RPG person so a good RPG is cool with me.

Stan: I'm not getting, I'm never looking at that game again.

A/N:

Cartman: Look assholes, this was our first mini react and besides the room smelling like fucking vomit, I think things went pretty well.

Kyle: If you like this mini react, be sure to review and let us know. Also this is just for vines, food, and short/mobile games. This doesn't take away from the main react.

Kenny: I don't know how often these things are going to show up, but it won't always be us beautiful bastards reacting to stuff. It might be some ugly assholes too like Craig and his gang.

Stan: Leave at least three reviews and suggestions on what mini reacts we should do next! See on Saturday for the normal react. Still don't know what we're reacting too.

Kenny: Look out for Cartman's beating!

Cartman: Fuck you asshole!