South Park Reacts

Krys723

A/N: THE SUPER BOWL IS ALMOST HERE! Hey guys, its your girl Krys723 and I'm stocked about this React. The moment, I found out that the Broncos were going to the Super Bowl, the first thing I thought of was doing a React. And then I thought of making it a Jocks Only event, which is what this is. As always, thanks for the love and keep making suggestions! Next week's React will revealed at the bottom of the A/N so be on the lookout for that. See you at the end, hope you enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, REACT, NOR THE SUPER BOWL/NFL! THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE TRADEMARKS!

CAST:

-STAN MARSH

-KYLE BROFLOVSKI

-ERIC 'CARTMAN' CARTMAN

-KENNY MCCORMICK

-CLYDE DONOVAN

-TOKEN BLACK

DATE: FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5TH

TIME: 8:10 P.M.

EPISODE SIX: SUPER BOWL 50 (L)

SOUTH PARK REACTS

Hey guys, welcome to the Jock Edition of the React!

Kenny: The room looks nice; orange is my favorite color.

Kyle: It should be, you wear it all the time.

Clyde: I see the buffet table; can we eat?

Yes.

Clyde: Sweet.

Stan: Did you notice Cartman's black eye?

Kyle: We told you Craig was going to beat you up, fatass.

Cartman: Craig got lucky. He won't get lucky a second time.

Token: Bullshit.

I notice that you all are wearing letterman jackets. How did the game go?

Kenny: We won, naturally.

Kyle: Football season is going to end soon and then basketball and baseball season starts up in the spring.

So we're not going to react to a video per se…we're here to mainly celebrate the fact that the Broncos are going to Super Bowl.

Stan: My Dad's having a Super Bowl party at his house.

Token: So's my Dad, but my Dad has more room so your party might be dead.

Cartman: Yeah, I'm going over Token's house.

Kenny: Me too.

Stan: What?

Cartman: Stan, your tiny house can hold only so many people. When you hear Token's house is having a party, you go to Token's house.

Token: Your welcome to come to my party, Stan. You just can't drink.

Kyle: It'll be fun dude.

Stan: Fine.

Alright, lets get this React started!

—REACT & QUESTIONS—

So in honor of the Super Bowl, why don't you guys introduce yourselves in Super Bowl Fashion.

Stan: Do we have to say what school we're from?

No.

Stan: OK…I'm Stan Marsh, I play football and I'm Quarterback of the South Park High Cows Varsity football team.

Kyle: I'm Kyle Broflovski, I play basketball and I'm Small Forward of the South Park Cows Varsity basketball team.

Cartman: Do I have to say my first name?

Yes.

Cartman: God damnit. I'm Eric Cartman, I play football and I'm Tight-End of the South Park High Cows Varsity football team.

Kenny: I'm Kenneth McCormick (local sex-man)—

Cartman: Goddamnit, Kenny!

Kenny: I play football and I'm Fullback of the South Park High Cows Varsity football team.

Token: I'm Token Black, I play basketball and soccer and I'm Point Guard on the South Park High Cows Varsity basketball team and Midfielder on the South Park Cows soccer team.

Clyde: And I'm Clyde Donovan, I play basketball, baseball, and soccer. I play Shooting Guard on the South Park High Cows Varsity basketball team, Goalkeeper on the South Park Cows soccer team, and Pitcher on the South Park High Cows Varsity baseball team.

Damn, Clyde.

Kyle: He would be as fat as Cartman, but he exercises.

Clyde: Gee, thanks Kyle.

How long have you been into sports?

Stan: Ever since elementary school. In our school, the boys were automatically signed up for little league football while the girls got to choose whether they wanted to be on the cheerleading squad or not.

Kyle: I hated football, which is why I quit once I was in middle school.

Clyde: I hate football too, but now I just play it regularly.

Cartman: Kyle was too short for football.

Kyle: Fuck you, fatass.

Do you think you'll continue to play once you graduate high school?

Clyde: I'm going to have a basketball scholarship at least, but once I'm finished with college then I'm dropping sports.

Token: No, I'm probably going to be able to pay for my own education out front, so I don't think I need to continue with sports.

Stan: I might play after college, but my Dad says the only way for me to pay for my education is through a football scholarship.

Kenny: I don't plan on going to college, I might become a mechanic because its cheap.

Cartman: I'm probably going to a junior college; the world isn't ready for my intelligence.

Kyle: What intelligence?

Cartman: Fuck you, Jew.

How does it feel not having Craig, Tweek, and Jimmy here?

Clyde: Not that weird; Craig hates sports, Tweek has jitters, and after the whole steroid incident, Jimmy's staying away from anything athletic for a while. He'll still watch, he just won't play.

Clyde, what's that around your neck?

Clyde: *Blushes* Its my good luck charm.

Token: He got it from Kevin.

Clyde: *Blushes harder* Token!

Token: I'm trying to help you out.

Cartman: Yeah, why don't you just tell the damn nerd you like him and get it over with.

Kenny: I agree with Cartman. Its been six years.

Stan and Kyle: Yeah.

Clyde: *Turns red* Can we please talk about football?

Let's make a dare out of it…you all want the Broncos to win, but if they lose then you have to do something you normally wouldn't do.

Kenny: If the Panthers win, then I won't make any sexual remarks in the next two Reacts.

Kyle: If the Panthers win, then I won't argue with Cartman on the next React.

Cartman: Same with Kyle.

Stan: If the Panthers win, then I'll let you meet Sparky.

Awesome! Can you bring Sparky in anyway?

Stan: Sure, dude.

Token: If the Panthers win, then Stan and I will eat cheeseburgers since we don't eat meat.

Stan: Why am I involved?

Token: We're the only vegans.

Clyde: I have nothing I don't do if the Panthers win.

Cartman: Bullshit. Your confessing to that nerd in the next react whether the Panthers win or not.

Clyde: Kevin and I are just friends.

Cartman: I can double it and make you two kiss? If fact, that's exactly what your going to do. You two are going to kiss in the next React.

Clyde: Why do you even care?

Cartman: Because I'm tired of hearing about it, Clyde. And we're friends, right?

Clyde: I hate you so fucking much.

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A/N:

Token: Thanks for watching this week's South Park Reacts. Next week's will definitely be interesting to say the least.

Clyde: What if he doesn't like me?

Token: Be sure to leave a comment in the review box below and if you have any suggestions, then leave them there as well. Or if you follow the announcer on Tumblr ( krissimsters), then leave her a message or ask her about a suggestion in her Ask Box.

Clyde: What if this is a huge mistake?

Token: If you want this to continue, then please leave at least three reviews. We really appreciate them and we love how much you love this series.

Clyde: Why are you assholes making me do this?!

Cartman: Shut up, Clyde! This has to be done!

Token: I'm going to take care of Clyde now, bye! Enjoy the Super Bowl!

Next React: Gravity Falls