South Park Reacts
Krys723
A/N: Hey guys, its your girl Krys723 and it's the day after Super Bowl L so I thought it would be cool if I did a React the day after the Super Bowl and since the Broncos won (though the game was boring) I thought I'd do two Reacts this week. The guys are still reacting to Gravity Falls but later on in the week, the girls are going to react to K-Pop. So two reacts for the Broncos winning (since I can't do all of my dares at the moment). As always, thanks for the love and I'll see you guys at the end of the chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK, THE REACT SERIES, NOR GRAVITY FALLS! THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE TRADEMARKS!
CAST:
-STAN MARSH
-KYLE BROFLOVSKI
-ERIC 'CARTMAN' CARTMAN
-KENNY MCCORMICK
-BUTTERS SCOTCH
-CRAIG TUCKER
-CLYDE DONOVAN
-TOKEN BLACK
-KEVIN STOLEY
DATE: MONDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
TIME: 4:30 P.M.
EPISODE SEVEN: SUPER BOWL TALK & GRAVITY FALLS
SOUTH PARK REACTS
Welcome back, guys! Congrats on the huge win!
Cartman: The game was boring, nobody did anything.
Kyle: I agree with Cartman. It's a good thing Token hosted the Super Bowl party or we would have been bored.
Token: Gee, thanks.
Kenny: Imagine if we were at Stan's last night, the only thing we could have done was drink.
Stan: I'm sitting right here.
Cartman: We know hippie, at least we're honest to your face.
Craig: You assholes weren't even supposed to be there last night, if it wasn't for Clyde's big mouth.
Cartman: Clyde, don't you have something to do today?
Clyde: Fuck off, fatass.
Kevin: What are they on about?
Clyde: *Turns Red* Nothing, don't worry about it.
Let's move on, what did you think about the Super Bowl…and where are Jimmy and Tweek?
Craig: Tweek works on Mondays and Jimmy's at his comedy club.
Butters: I found it very entertaining.
Stan: It was rigged from the start.
Kyle: Yeah, we all wanted the Broncos to win, but at least be fair.
Cartman: Its football, there is no fairness in football. Manning had more on the line than the Panthers.
Craig: It felt like a game of flags.
Clyde: Flag here, flag there, flag for stupid reasons.
Token: And Carolina won the toss, why didn't they said they'd receive first. Whoever receives first will most likely win the game.
Butters: At least Lady Gaga was good.
Cartman: Butters, nobody gives a shit about Lady Gaga.
Stan: Aren't you a Lady Gaga fan?
Kenny: Why else are you watching American Horror Story other than to appease your dangerous mind?
Cartman: Screw you guys.
Kyle: The game could have been better. And the halftime show was boring.
Clyde: You could hear it?
Stan: It was kinda low.
Craig: It was just a bad Super Bowl in general.
Token: At least the commercials weren't that bad…in the beginning. Key and Peele were awesome.
Kevin: I was reading the whole time; it doesn't matter to me.
Cartman: Your reading now.
Kevin: This is homework.
Cartman: Damn you're such a fucking nerd, I don't know why—
Clyde: Shut up, fatass.
Let's move on, do you know what we're reacting to today?
Stan: Do we ever know?
Today, we're reacting to Gravity Falls one of Disney's best animated shows since Phineas and Ferb.
Kevin: I love Gravity Falls.
Cartman: I'm not shocked, I bet you do a lot of deciphering as well, don't you?
Craig: Keep talking shit, Cartman and I swear he's going to punch you one day.
Stan: I look at it ever now and then.
Kyle: The show's interesting.
Token: Bill is kinda cool.
Craig: Ruby makes me watch it. I don't hate it, but I don't exactly love it either. Tweek loves it though, except for the gnomes.
Butters: Ken and I watch it too.
Kenny: It's a good show.
So you all know that the episode that's going to air next week is its last episode.
Stan: Yeah, he said that he wanted to end it on his own.
Kyle: I'm shocked seeing how its Disney and Disney loves to shoot darts into the back of people's necks.
Stan: I felt that.
Kenny: I have no idea what you guys are on about.
Craig: What stupid shit did you assholes do to Disney?
Kyle: Why do you always think we did something.
Stan: Because whenever something goes bad in this town, you assholes are involved.
Cartman: Now that's not fair, Craig.
Craig: Fucker Peru!
Cartman: Damn asshole, stop slamming down our throats. If you want to slam something, slam your dick down Tweek's throat.
Token: Craig, its not worth it.
Kenny: I sense another beat down this this is over. I'll have my phone ready.
So today, we're going to look at the first and last teasers of the show to see how much the show has changed since its airing and its upcoming finale.
Kevin: OK.
Kenny: Cool.
Stan: Alright.
Kyle: Fine.
Cartman: Isn't this show for girls?
Clyde: Not every show is for girls, Cartman.
Cartman: My Little Pony doesn't count, Clyde.
Craig: You watch My Little Pony?
Cartman: Can we please move on?
—REACT & QUESTIONS—
(Gravity Falls: Premiere Trailer)
Kyle: Wow, the video's in 480…its like Disney had no hope for the show at the time.
(This Summer; Disney's taking you to Gravity Falls.)
(Just north of normal. And the unexplained will stay unexplained.)
Stan: Wow, not even Disney could describe this show.
Cartman: The old man is funny.
(Gravity Falls: Weirdmageddon Part 3: Take Back the Falls)
(Dipper: Something weird is going on in this town.
Bill wants us to hide, those are our friends and if we don't do something it'll be our entire universe.
So I'd say, we take back the falls.)
So what do you think?
Kevin: The trailers are different, as though it got darker as the series carried on.
The creator of the show, Alex Hirsch has even stated that by the time the end of the series has aired next Monday, somebody in the Pines family will die.
Kyle: Like actually die. And Disney's going to let him do that?
Yes.
Cartman: Disney grew some balls over the years. Some of their live-action shows won't even though the topic of death.
Well that's because this isn't on Disney. It airs on Disney XD.
Stan: There's more than one Disney? When did that happen?
Disney XD started airing in 2009
Kenny: Damn.
Craig: Its actually better than the regular Disney.
Another show that's been getting a lot of attention of Disney XD in this past year was Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
Butters: I actually like that show, my Dad thinks its gay though.
Cartman: Butters, your Dad is a jackass. I thought you realized that by now.
Butters: Well, yeah but it would still be nice to want his attention for me doing something good.
Kenny: Butters, don't worry about that asshole. I'll take care of you.
Butters: Aw, gee. Thanks, Ken.
So since there's somebody who might die and its particularly from the Pines family, who do you think it'll be?
Stan: Grunkle Stan.
Kyle: Can we count Soos?
No, he's not part of the main family.
Kyle: OK then Dipper.
Cartman: Grunkle Ford.
Kenny: Mabel.
Butters: Mabel.
Craig: Dipper.
Clyde: Ford.
Token: Stan
Kevin: Dipper, he's the main character and he was narrating in the beginning of the series.
Last question: Are you going to watch the finale?
Kevin: Yes.
Clyde: *Blushes* Yeah.
Craig: Sure, Tweek and I will watch it.
Token: No, its not my type of show.
Butters: Kenny and I are watching it.
Kenny: We are.
Cartman: No, I honestly don't care about this show enough to see how it ends.
Kyle: Maybe.
Stan: I don't know, depends on if Shelley's home or not. When she's home, she usually takes over the TV or hangs out with Kenny's brother.
Kenny: They still hang out? I thought they broke up.
Stan: She still hang out with him.
Kenny: Weird.
—
Kevin: Clyde, are you OK?
Clyde: *High-pitched* I'm fine.
Kevin: Thanks for joining us on another episode of South Park—
Clyde: I like you, a lot.
Kevin: What?!
Kenny: Thanks for joining us on another episode of South Park Reacts. We never really expected Clyde to actually confess.
Cartman: That's pretty ballsy, Clyde.
Kenny: Be sure to leave your comments in the review box below. Also if you have any suggestions, leave them there as well.
Cartman: We need three reviews for this to continue. The girls and Milly are taking over again.
Kenny: And Milly? Why is Milly special?
Cartman: Leave reviews in the comment box.
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