Total Drama Everything

by TheMasterKat

24 fictional characters compete for a shot at one million dollars (or whatever currency depending on the winner). Who will win? Who will lose? Time to find out! I do not own any of these characters by the way. Over 37K views, guys!

27. Final Three Showdown!

We're finally at the final three! Who will be our two finalists? The koala, the lamb, and the Pokemon trainer are ready to rock!

So let's get started!

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Chris' recap: "Last time on Total Drama Everything, we got a whole lot of dares from our previously eliminated competitors to use against our remaining competitors. That's right, the 'I Triple Dog Dare You' challenge made a comeback. And it was awesome! Ash dressed up like a princess, Julie was forced to insult her best friend's terrible fashion sense, and Nom Nom said something nice about his worst enemy. But victory would go to Lammy, who fearlessly reconquered her worst fear, something Nom Nom failed at once again. And that dare was from Lammy's own boyfriend! Talk about irony! Thanks to a threat-induced deal he made with Ash, Nom Nom managed to keep himself safe and eliminate poor Julie. Thus four became three. What will our finalists have to face as they head towards the end? Find out here! On Total. Drama. Everything!"

*theme song*

It had been two days since the dare challenge. Since that challenge, everyone had been anxious as to what the next challenge would be. Especially Lammy.

Ash sat with her in the mess hall. "You nervous too?"

Lammy nodded. "We could be having our next challenge any moment now. The very challenge that will decide the final two. I've never been more nervous since my band and I had our first show."

"Looks like we're all nervous," Ash stated. "Heck, I saw Nom Nom in his cabin this morning practicing his 'when I win' speech, and even he's nervous. He keeps reviewing each part of that speech, trying to get it right, and not even considering the fact that he might lose."

Lammy laughed.

"Lammy, you made it this far. And I'm positive you're going to shine no matter what. Remember that you have a lot of friends to fight for."

"True."

(Meanwhile…)

"I am so happy to have won the grand prize," Nom Nom read from a piece of paper. He was practicing that speech. "And I would like to say that I knew I would get it, as I deserve it more than any of you clowns! Especially you, duelist! And your stupid girlfriend!" He stopped reading for a second. "That part rules. I'm keeping that part."

He sat down on his bed. He was quite sure he was going to win, but he still had Ash and Lammy to deal with. Lammy had gotten a lot stronger and braver since the snowball challenge, and Ash had an electric rat backing him up. Nom Nom knew he would have to be careful. Either of those two could take him down if he wasn't careful. Still, he was positive that he was smarter than the two. The fact that he was the Cutest Bear on the Internet proved that. It took brains to keep that title. And a cute face.

Eventually, the intercom turned on. "Alrighty, final three! Meet at the beach for your next challenge, which I'm sure will be your craziest one yet!"

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"Time to take someone down and prove I'm the best," Nom Nom said.

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Ash, Lammy, and Nom Nom were all standing at the beach with Chris. "Congrats to the three of you for making it to this critical stage in the competition. You've survived every challenge, overcome any obstacle, and you've faced you worst fears, but after today, the journey for one of you will come to an end. Time for fate to decide who that will be."

Chef walked in carrying several buckets and shovels. "This challenge will consist of two parts. The first part is simple. All you have to do is build the ultimate sand sculpture or castle or anything you can build with sand. We'll give you three hours, and whoever wins will jump immediately to the final two while the other competitors will have to do the second part. So this part of the challenge is simple, but all important."

The final three glanced at each other.

"If everyone's ready, then grab some buckets and shovels and start working."

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"Looks like things are going to be interesting," Lammy said.

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All three grabbed their equipment and chose certain spots on the beach. They all had their designs in mind. Ash and Pikachu were building a life-sized model of Ash's Charizard. Lammy was building a giant guitar. And Nom Nom was making a statue of himself holding the million dollar check. It was on.

(At the Loser Island…)

"Looks like those three are more nervous than ever," Superman stated.

"I can tell," Toph responded.

Dante looked at her. "How can you tell? You can't see!"

"Can you not worry about it?"

Everyone from Snake's alliance, plus Deadpool and Julie, were watching the screen with excitement.

"I really hope Lammy shines in this," Julie said.

"Same here," said Snake.

Deadpool was dressed up in a cheerleading outfit and jumping up and down like a cheerleader. "LAMMY, LAMMY, SHE'S OUR GIRL! IF SHE CAN'T DO IT, I'LL MAKE NOM NOM HURL! GO LAMMY!"

(Author's Note: Actually, Deadpool and Julie are both cheering for Ash, but they feel Lammy has the best shot at beating Nom Nom)

(Back at the game…)

After about an hour and a half, all three competitors were more than halfway done. Lammy still had the neck of the guitar to work on, Ash was only at Charizard's chest, and Nom Nom still had to do his head, neck, and the check.

Nom Nom looked over at Lammy. "Ok," he whispered. "Sabotage time."

He grabbed a bucket of dry sand and crept towards Lammy. She saw him just as he was dumping the sand all over her guitar, smashing half of it.

"Nom Nom!"

The koala laughed. "I didn't think you had enough sand on it!"

That's when Lammy walked over to Nom Nom's sand statue. Looking right at Nom Nom, she kicked the statue clean through. "Oops," she said.

This is how the rest of the challenge went. Nom Nom threw rocks at Lammy's sculpture, then Lammy splashes water on Nom Nom's sculpture. Both then started making noise to be as annoying as possible. Every once in awhile, Ash and Pikachu would glance at the bickering enemies. Then they would get back to work, giggling as they worked.

Eventually, Chris passed by each sand creation to judge it. By this point, while both Lammy and Nom Nom were still able to finish, their sabotage attempts and rushing through it left both looking a lot less attractive than they wished. And anyway, Nom Nom foolishly believed he could make a thin paper check out of sand.

"I think we have a clear winner of this part," Chris announced. He walked over to the Charizard statue. "It's a perfect replica. The monstrous appearance, the wings, the everything! Ash is advancing to the final two!"

Ash hugged Pikachu and cheered.

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"That's what I'm talking about!" Ash cheered.

"Pika!"

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(At the Loser Island…)

Both Snake and Yusei were looking frustrated. "What's eating you guys?" Mandy asked them.

"She would have been able to win that challenge if she had focused on the sculpture and not Nom Nom," Snake said.

"And now she's going to have to face Nom Nom in whatever Chris has planned for them," Yusei added. "If she's going to win, she can't focus fully on revenge. She'll have to keep a clear head if she wants to beat Nom Nom."

Mandy looked at the screen. "I hope she gives him a black eye."

Sam also looked back on the screen. "She'll do it," she stated. "I'm sure of it."

(Back to the game…)

"Now that we've already decided one finalist," Chris announced, "it's time for the second part of this challenge. Chef, raise the platform."

Chef pulled a lever in the sand, and instantly a giant platform started emerging from the water. Everyone watched as it slowly rose from the lake and eventually stopped. Once it stopped, a set of stairs popped out from the side and connected to the dock.

"Lammy, Nom Nom, your fate is on that platform."

Slowly, the two competitors climbed up the stairs and onto the pedestal. Once they were on, the stairs retracted back. There was no going back now.

"To decide the second finalist, both of you are going to bring back the King of the Hill challenge from earlier this season. In case you don't remember the rules, you're both going to fight it out to stay on. The first person to fall into the water will be eliminated. The winner will join Ash in the final two."

A set of weapons were teleported in front of the two. "You both are allowed one weapon. The rule is that you can't draw any real blood or you will be disqualified. Nom Nom, what weapon do you choose?"

Nom Nom immediately grabbed a wooden staff. "The only weapon where I can freely whack her."

"Well said. Lammy?"

Lammy smiled. "I already have my weapon." She pulled out her guitar.

"Ok then. Both of you get ready."

Nom Nom just laughed. "Lammy, you're already toast. We both know I'm smarter and stronger than you. And I'm going to take you down just like I took down your stupid boyfriend."

Lammy tightened her grip on her guitar. "You have a hit list a mile long. And I'm fighting for all of those people. Bubblegum, Maya, Mega Man, Zelda, Superman, Rarity, Shrek, Deadpool, Yusei, Mandy, Sam, Julie. And not just them. I'm doing this for all of my friends. It's going to me who takes you down."

The others sat at the beach to watch. Nom Nom raised his staff in a battle pose, and Lammy did the same thing with her guitar.

Chris did the countdown. "3…..2…..1…..FIGHT!"

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"It is officially on," Nom Nom stated.

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(At the Loser Island…)

Every single loser was now watching the screen. "Looks like we're at the battle we've been anticipating for a long time," said Dante.

"Nom Nom vs. Lammy," Toph added. "The fight of the season."

Snake smirked. "Everything that has happened this season has lead up to this moment. Whatever happens, this it it!"

"Take him down!" Yusei exclaimed.

"Everyone started cheering, "GO LAMMY!"

(Back at the game…)

Nom Nom charged at Lammy, thrusting his weapon forward. Lammy was able to block, but Nom Nom's attack sent her taking a step back.

"He's powerful for a koala," Lammy thought. "I'll have to be careful."

Nom Nom attacked again, and this time, Lammy dodged and then whacked him on the back with her guitar. "Not bad," Nom Nom stated. "Looks like you know what you're doing. Too bad I'll have to kick your butt."

He took his staff and swept it on Lammy's legs, knocking her on her back. Nom Nom attacked again, but Lammy rolled away in time and stood back up. "Cheap shot."

"Chris never said we couldn't play dirty," the koala explained.

Chris turned to Chef and Ash. "He's right."

Lammy just huffed in frustration. "Unlike you, I don't need to resort to cheating."

Nom Nom rolled his eyes. "Oh, I just feel so bad," he said sarcastically. He swung his staff at her again, but she swung it away with her guitar.

Both kept attacking each other. "I really hate you," Lammy growled.

"I hate you too!"

"You eliminated all of my friends! I don't know how you sleep at night!"

"Like a baby! You're fighting for a bunch of useless friends? Believe me, you're better off looking out for number one!"

"You're wrong about friends! They're what get people through the day!"

"You're the one who's wrong! You're the one who always has to rely on friends!. You never would have gotten this far if not for Yusei! Heck, you would have been eliminated just a little while ago if Snake had not done himself in!"

"How about you shut up?!"

"Why?! You know I'm right!"

"Heather wannabee!"

"Coward!"

"Jerk koala!"

"Idiot lamb!"

Finally, Nom Nom knocked Lammy off her feet once again. She managed to get up, but the koala was now pushing her closer to the edge of the platform. Nom Nom smiled as he kept up his assault.

Eventually, Lammy crouched down, exhausted from the battle. She sat there, panting. Nom Nom smiled once again and walked closer to her, ready to deal a final blow.

"I can't do this," Lammy thought. "It's...over. He's going to take me down right here. I'm sorry, Yusei. I let you dow-"

"GO LAMMY!"

She raised her head. Somewhere in the distance, people were shouting her name. Cheering her on. Lammy realized what it was.

Everyone on the Loser Island! It had to be! That island was pretty close to the camp! It had to be everyone on the Loser Island! Snake, and Deadpool, and…...Yusei…..

"YOU CAN DO IT!"

That voice was Yusei! He was cheering her on with the others!

He believed she could do it.

And right there, Lammy believed it. She looked at the back of her guitar. She smiled.

Just as Nom Nom was about to deal a finishing blow, Lammy stood up and blocked with her guitar.

Both were now locked in a struggle between Lammy's guitar and Nom Nom's staff. They were at a stalemate, neither one able to overpower the other. Still, Nom Nom was confident.

"Just like I said to Yusei before, I always win."

Then he noticed why Lammy was looking on the back of her guitar. There, on that musical instrument, was a card depicting a sparkling dragon.

Stardust Dragon!

The distraction gave Lammy the opening she needed, and she shoved Nom Nom forward. He managed to stop himself before he could fall, but he was surprised and confused.

"That's Yusei's card! Where did you get that?! When did he give it to you?!"

Lammy smiled. "Right after you eliminated him. This card is a symbol of what he taught me."

"Taping a shiny card onto your guitar is not going to give you superpowers, if that's what you're thinking."

"It doesn't need to. You think I'm scared. In truth, you're right. I'm terrified. But someone once taught me that it's ok to be afraid, but I have to be strong and face my fears." She looked at the dragon card again and smiled at the thought of that someone. The crazy anime hair, electric blue eyes, yellow face marking, his smile.

"And I won't let that person down. You think I rely on my friends. You're wrong. They believe in me, and would do anything for me. And I'll do anything for them. That's the thing with friends. You claim you don't need them, but they're our greatest treasures. Without them, you're nothing. Believe me, I know. Just accept that. Friends are forever. Yusei taught me that. He taught me not to be afraid. I owe him so much." She showed Nom Nom the card again. "And this is for him! And all my friends!"

Nom Nom could barely stand it. He shook his head. "NO! Friends are just obstacles that get in your way! This discussion is over! But you should applaud yourself. You made it to the final three. That's longer that I thought you were going to make it. And now it's time to send you to the Loser Island with nothing but that happy thought!"

He charged once again, but Lammy ducked and then shoved her guitar into the wooden staff. The force cause Nom Nom to let go of it, and it fell into the water. Nom Nom stood there, disarmed. He looked to his left to see Lammy, looking right at her, her guitar ready.

"Sorry, Nom Nom," Lammy said. "I win."

And she slammed her guitar onto his back, sending him over the edge of the platform.

Lammy watched as the koala who dominated the game since beginning, lied to his allies, and eliminated half the group, fell into the water, screaming. Lammy knelt down in disbelief. She had done it. She had eliminated nom nom. She had won.

"The winner of the King of the Hill Deathmatch is….Lammy!" Chris announced.

Ash and Pikachu cheered for a second, but then Ash looked back at the water. "Something's wrong," he said. "He hasn't come up for air yet."

Lammy realized this too. The stairs had popped up again for her to climb down, but she just shook her head. "Darn you, Nom Nom," she muttered as she jumped into the water twenty feet below.

Ash, Pikachu, Chris, and Chef watched the water and waited for about five seconds. Finally, both Lammy and Nom Nom surfaced, both gasping for air. Lammy appeared to be half-dragging Nom Nom back to the beach, though Nom Nom pulled his weight at the moment.

When they both got to the beach, they sat on the sand, a little tired. After a couple of moments, Nom Nom looked right at Lammy.

"What the heck, Lammy? Why on earth did you….?"

SMACK!

Lammy punched Nom Nom in the face as hard as she could without knocking out the poor guy. That punch gave him a black eye. Lammy then looked the koala dead in the eyes.

"Because Yusei would've done it too."

Chris stood there, a little impressed. "After that eventful fight, Lammy has emerged victorious! She's now in the final two along with Ash, and we know what that means for our resident koala. Nom Nom, sayanora!"

The koala was frozen in disbelief. "I got my butt kicked….by Lammy! The very girl who was scared of her own shadow when this stupid show started!" He started talking in broken sentences. "And then she…..and punched me in the face after that! What the **** is going on here?! I'm not supposed to lose! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"I think he's freaking out more than I thought he would," Chris told Chef. "Looks like you're going to have to drag him to the cannon."

"My pleasure," Chef said as he grabbed Nom Nom's paw and started dragging him on the ground, while the koala kept screaming.

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"BEST! FIGHT! EVER!" Ash exclaimed.

"Pika!"

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(At the Loser Island…)

Everyone cheered as they saw Nom Nom on the screen, ranting and raving as he was being dragged into the cannon by Chef.

"She did it!" Deadpool yelled as he did his celebration dance. "She beat Nom Nom! Lammy beat Nom Nom!"

Even Mandy seemed satisfied, as when she watched the screen, a tiny almost-smile formed on her face.

"Are you smiling?" Rarity quickly asked, popping up behind Mandy.

"No," Mandy snapped in denial. "So forget about it!"

"You were so smiling! You were! You were! You were!"

Mandy groaned.

The ones that were most silent were Snake and Yusei. Both smiled as they watched Nom Nom freak out.

"She did it," Snake said. "Yusei, you're one lucky guy to have a girl like that."

"What was that?" Sam asked, having overheard Snake's remark.

"Nothing."

Sam rolled her eyes and smiled.

Snake kept smiling. "Was she right?" he asked Yusei. "Would you have saved Nom Nom's butt like she did?"

Yusei nodded. "Definitely. That part was awesome."

"Yeah," Snake agreed. "A key part of any battle is showing kindness and mercy to an enemy."

Both nodded. Yusei looked back on the screen. He smiled.

"Great job, Lammy. I knew you could do it. And that last part was a good action."

(Back at the game…)

"I do not agree with this!" Nom Nom yelled as he was being loaded into the cannon. "This is no way to treat the Cutest Bear on the Internet!"

He growled in anger. "Lammy, as the one who eliminated me, I expect you to do your best to win this stupid show! I will be disappointed if you do not win this, got that?"

Lammy smirked. "Sure."

"Just get me out of here," Nom Nom said, still fuming. Chris pushed the button, and Nom Nom, the koala behind half of the eliminations, was finally sent flying off the island.

"You both know what this means, right?" Chris asked Ash and Lammy.

Both nodded at each other. "Final two," Lammy said. "Congrats on making it here."

"Thanks. You too."

Chris rolled his eyes. They were finally down to the final two. And he had a feeling that this electric finale was going to rock.

(At the Loser Island…)

Nom Nom landed on the landing pillow and looked up. "So this is the place," he said. "Ok then."

That's when he saw a group of people waiting for him. Bubblegum, Maya, Mega Man, Zelda, Superman, Rarity, Shrek, Deadpool, Yusei, Mandy, Sam, Snake, and Julie.

"Nice to know I have so many people here waiting for me," Nom Nom said, laughing a little. "Why are you all….wait a minute…."

He realized it at that moment. They were the people whom he cheated out of the competition.

"I see you've kept us waiting," Deadpool said. "I believe you know what happens now."

Nom Nom looked at the entire group.

"Oh crap."

(Later…)

Later that night, Nom nom was shown tied to the top of a palm tree. On top of that, he was wearing a Princess Peach dress and a lot of makeup. A sign dangled from his neck, reading, Damsel in Distress. Don't worry. She'll be fine.

"I hate my life," Nom Nom groaned.

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Of all the chapters I have done for this story, this one will always be my favorite.

Lammy has put the final nail into Nom Nom's coffin and eliminated him. I don't think he'll forget it anytime soon. Although, I admit that Lammy's show of kindness towards an enemy by saving his butt was pretty cool.

On the subject of Nom Nom, as universally hated as he was, you have to admit that he was quite the player. He managed to form one of the longest-running alliances in Total Drama history, and he was even able to continue dominating the game after Rarity blew his secret. However, he claimed he didn't need friends, and he certainly didn't wait to rely on anyone, even his own alliance. We can all agree that his self reliance proved to be his downfall.

I admit that this chapter was a little short compared to some more recent ones, but that action-packed fight was awesome!

We're finally here! The final two! Ash, the Pokemon trainer; and Lammy, the shy rockstar! Two competitors. One winner. Who will that be?

On the subject of suggestions for newbies for next season, I forgot to explain a little rule. I'm still enforcing the "one character per franchise" rule. So suggested characters I got like Azula from The Last Airbender, Finn from Adventure Time, and Phoenix Wright will have to wait and see if Toph, Princess Bubblegum, and Maya don't make it back in.

Speaking or returnees, I'm going to post a poll to decide who's coming back. The top twelve will return for Total Drama Everything 2.

On that note, remember to read and review, fav and follow, and vote for your top twelve veterans. Whoo! Final two!

See you next time! TheMasterKat out!