Arkhamverse and DCAUverse in a White Room
Part 3
"Just another Manic Monday…" DCAU Talia hummed joyfully, munching on a strawberry waffle
"I hate Mondays" Arkhamverse Two-Face snarled
"Ooh, what's gotten you so uptight, Garfield?" Arkhamverse Talia teased
"Shut it, woman! Don't zing me when I'm having my breakfast!" Arkhamverse Two-Face barked
"LET'S DO THIS!" Arkhamverse Clayface bellowed jubilantly, rolling into the room
"Hah! I am the better Clayface!" DCAU Clayface bragged, the other Clayface staring down his copy
"You're so eloquent and refined. Tan well?" Arkhamverse Clayface asked affably
"Of course. Oolong Island has the most fabulous beaches and spas. It's a paradise on earth"
"MAKE WAY FOR GRUNDY!" Arkhamverse Solomon Grundy bellowed, entering the room
"Grundy think you handsome" DCAU Solomon Grundy said, pink hearts bubbling in Arkhamverse Grundy's eyes
"D'awww, isn't that cute?" Arkhamverse Talia said as the Grundys waltzed together
"I knew the two would be perfect for each other" DCUverse Killer Croc said, wiping a tear from his eye
"Who on earth are you?" Both Arkhamverse and DCAU Crocs asked in unison
"I'm you from the DC Cinematic Universe. I don't appear until Suicide Squad next summer" DCUverse Croc explained
"Hahahahahaha!" DCUverse Joker cackled, waltzing into the room
"Hey! You don't appear until 2016" Both Arkhamverse and DCAUverse Jokers exclaimed
"I know. I just wanted to give my fans a little sneak peek" DCUverse Joker grinned
"Morning, everyone!" Both Arkhamverse and DCAUverse Batmans said jubilantly
"ah-HEM" DCUverse Batman grunted, both Batmans facing their copy
"Daredevil? Is that you?" DCAU Batman asked
"No idiot, I'm not that anymore. My name is… Batfleck" DCUVerseBatman responded
"that oughta be a really zippy meme" Arkhamverse Two-Face remarked
"Hahahahahahahahaha…." Arkhamverse Vicki cackled, rocking back and forth in the fetal position
"Oh dear. It seems my sister has finally snapped" DCAU Vicki gasped in horror
"Finally?" DCAU Talia snarked
"I think it's some kind of Post Traumatic Time Travel Stress Repetitive Syndrome. In scientific terms, she's developed Cranial Insanitosis. Basically, she's gone bonkers" DCAU Batman gruffly explained
"We never landed on the moon! Hehehe!" Vicki gibbered insanely
"… I thought it all ended in a church" DCAU Robin mentioned.
"The government put a chip in my brain!" Arkhamverse Nightwing babbled
"Ok, ok! We get it, now shut the hell up!" Arkhamverse Two-Face growled, firing a round of his pistol into the ceiling, causing a sandbag to lightly conk Arkhamverse Vicki on the head
"Ooh… pretty birdies… tweet tweet, so pretty…" Vicki babbled, her eyes crossed with a ridiculous grin on her face as she collapsed on the floor, sound asleep
"…what the hell was that?" Arkhamverse Two-Face asked after an awkward pause
"I think Vicki was trying to…" DCAU Robin added
"That was rhetorical" DCAU Batman gruffly snapped
"Well, I've got a diet to keep up. Break time!" DCAU Robin cheered, racing for the break room
"Honeymoon's over, numbnuts! You're back down to being number seven!" DCAU Batman bellowed
"what is going on with all the Red vs Blue references? The next season doesn't start until next year" DCAU Nightwing remarked
"ooh, someone's havin' a lil get-together? Ooh, I like the sound of this" DCU Harley Quinn purred
"holy…" all three Batmans gasped at the sight of the live action Harley's skinny slender body
"actually you're from Australia. Aren't you?" DCAU Vicki asked
"yup. How'd you guess?" DCU Harley responded in her native accent
"Harley, lemme ask ya somethin… does Australia sell any V8 Interceptor cars?" Two-Face asked
"no, you bloody oaf! That's a bleedin' Aussie stereotype" DCU Harley snarled
"way to get acquainted with new friends Harvey…" DCAU Robin smirked
"you asking for a bullet between the eyes, smart-ass?" Two-Face growled
"I'm shutting up" DCAU Robin gulped
"that's a good boy. You're learning" Arkhamverse Two-Face said
"ugh… I feel dizzy… what happened? There was a really mean kitten and…" Arkhamverse Vicki moaned
"no, no, smart mouth here shot off his yapper again" Two-Face replied, glaring at Robin
"Obviously *my* verse's Robin is ten times, no, no twenty times better than *yours*" Two-Face bragged
"Whaddya saying? You wanna put the mouth where your money is?" DCAU Robin smirked
"Um, you got it mixed the wrong way, dumbass" DCAU Nightwing groaned
"Oh yeah. Uh…" DCAU Robin thought, drooling
"oh god, someone fix him before I do, and I don't mean fix-fix, I mean perma death fix" Arkhamverse Two-Face groaned
"no worries Big Man Harv, I'll do it" Vicki purred, sticking her tongue down Robin's mouth
"WHOA" all three Batmans gasped, feeling *something* rise
"You guys are gettin' hard now, ain'tcha?" DCAU Ivy purred
"Ok, Ivy, stop. Just… stop" DCAU Nightwing groaned, rubbing his sore forehead
"ohhhhh is little Dickie bein' a sissy Mary?" Ivy teased
"Pamela, I swear to God, if you don't stop, so help me I will…" DCAU Nightwing threatened
"Hey, hey, hey! Get your hands off my husband!" Amy Rohrbach barked
"Amy? Sweetie, what are you doin here?" Arkhamverse Nightwing said
"I left the kids at Ma's house so I can join you at this… this… get-together thing" Amy said
"Well, you're certainly late since all the other wackos have joined the party" Arkhamverse Two-Face snarked