File: Thelonius Jaha
Name: Thelonius Saladin Jaha
Age: Forty Two
Height: 6' 1"
Status: Unknown.
Known Information: Runs a shop on 435 Light Street as a music publisher. Suspected front for crime, more information needed.
I feel like I should start with saying that whatever the hell Marky here says, it's probably not true.
(Offscreen: "Don't call me Marky!")
I'll call you whatever I want. After all, you have no objection to her calling you that, do you? No, I didn't think so.
I run a little music shop in the backstreets of the backstreets. Marky here was a little more than wary when he stepped into my shop with his client. However, they assured him that they new me very well. Which they did. They're one of my favorite customers.
(Offscreen: "She's not a favorite like that!")
No, of course not, Marcus. The client and I never got down like that. I have a woman already. Her name is ALIE, which stands for something but she won't ever tell me. Hardly could be confused with -the video footage here is cut out-.
Anyway, yeah, they knew me, I knew her, blah blah. My point is...
What is my point? Why are you interviewing me again? Oh, right. I'm part of the Family because of her, right?
Wait, you're publishing this? Marky!
(Thelonius gets up and knocks over the camera. Muffled sounds can be heard, then all is silent. The door slams shut. End scene.)