File: Abby Griffin
Name: Abigail Christine Griffin
Age: Thirty Eight
Height: 5' 4"
Status: Currently married happily to her honeysmooches. I mean, uh, currently being the only Mother of the Family.
Did you seriously need to put 'honeysmooches'?
(Offscreen: "Yes.")
Whatever, Marcus.
I'm Abby Griffin and I'm the mother of the Family- Marcus, Sinclair, Thelonius, Clarke, Jasper, Monty, Raven, Lincoln, Bellamy and Octavia. And Wick but he's not official yet. Marcus hasn't done an interview.
(Offscreen: "I'm getting there.")
I know, Marcus. Anyway, I got in the Family because of Marcus. I met him in a forest, burying a dead body. He was, too.
(Offscreen: "Abby!")
I'm just joking, Marcus. I met you in a coffee shop. And I remember that you bumped into me and made me spill my coffee all over my expensive dress. And then you spilled yours too, trying to help me clean up.
We ended up going on a date after that, and then we started a relationship. I learned you liked music, so I brought to to Theo's place- I worked there and you didn't trust Theo at first, but he taught you how to play every instrument and now we live off your records that you sell.
And Jasper and Monty's weed, moonshine, and Jobi Nuts, but we don't talk about that. It does bring in a lot of income, though.
So I eventually married you, after two years of dating. Clarke hates you, by the way.
(Offscreen: "I know.")
And now we have our own little Family. I'm the Mother, and you and Sinclair are the Fathers.
And eventually, I brought in Theo because... well, I don't know if he told you, but his girlfriend ALIE? She broke up with him because he wouldn't leave everything behind for a trip to a mysterious city called 'The City of Light'.
So yeah. This is our Family.
It's little, and it's broken, but still good.
Yeah, still good.