Another Sesame Street sketch rewrite, this time it's a "Waiter Grover" sketch where Grover serves a hamburger to Mr Johnson. Enjoy and comment.
Mr Johnson was at Charlie's Restaurant, and was waiting for a waiter.
His waiter Grover, soon arrived.
"What can I get you sir!" asked Grover.
"I would like a hamburger please." replied Mr Johnson.
"Very well choice. And you get another choice. You see, the hamburger in our restaurant, comes in two sizes, little and big."
Mr Johnson thought about this for a few moments.
"May I suggest the little hamburger?" whispered Grover.
"Alright." said Mr Johnson.
"Very good! One little hamburger coming right up." said Grover as he walked into the kitchen.
"Make it very rare!" called out Mr Johnson.
"Yes sir!"
Soon, Grover returned with the little hamburger.
Mr Johnson was surprised to see that it was so tiny.
"It certainly is little." said Mr Johnson. "That's hardly enough to feed a flea!"
"I'm not sure about that sir." said Grover. "We've never fed a flea!"
Grover laughed.
"It's a waiter joke."
"Look!" said Mr Johnson. "I don't want this hamburger, it's too small. Take it back, and bring me the big one."
"What you want is three little hamburgers." suggested Grover. "You see, we've been having a lot of trouble with the big hamburger."
"Your trouble is no concern of mine." said Mr Johnson. "I want the big one! Take back this little one!"
"I think you're making a big mistake!" said Grover.
"WILL YOU JUST BRING ME THE BIG HAMBURGER?!"
"I warned you." said Grover as he went back into the kitchen. "Alright Charlie, boil the big one!"
Then, a rumble was heard.
Mr Johnson's was surprised, as Grover broke through the door with the big hamburger.
The hamburger was so big, that Mr Johnson nearly fell.
"Would you like the big ketchup or the little ketchup?" asked Grover.
Just then, Grover fell with the big hamburger.
Mr Johnson didn't care. He just walked out of the restaurant.