Several hours later/Zach's POV…
When I wake up I notice that both my now limp length is still inside Brai and that it is about five in the evening. Spotting my shorts still in the water I grab them, freeing a trapped Seaking in the process, and put them on.
"Hey, Brai," I say poking her until she stirs.
"I don't wanna,"
I smile, "You and I are one and the same. Anyway we have been asleep four hours."
She darts up, "If that is the case then it must be five in the evening. Our moms must be worried sick."
As we are going home we come across a trainer holding a Fennekin loosely by the throat, "Why did you lose! You know better!"
"Why don't you go to hell!" yells the fox spitting an ember into the trainer's face. In response he pulls a knife and drives it deep into the fire types gut.
"NO!" shouts a silver-furred Eevee before biting him in the groin, earning a kick across the clearing.
"How dare you attack me! Now you will die like your boyfriend there," says the trainer, his voice full of spite, while brandishing his knife.
"You will not kill another Pokemon!" I say emerging from the woods with Brai.
"What are you some sort of Ranger?"
"No I am a Pokemon Breeder, and I am placing you under citizen's arrest."
"Zoroark kill him!"
"I will not kill my kin," says the Zoroark in protest.
"Dammit why did I have to forget the remote for the obedience chips implanted in all of my pokemon. I'll have to do it myself then."
After I knock him out and tie him to a tree with an escape rope and treat his pokemon I call the police, "Officer Jenny here."
"I will like to report a crime. I have the purpetrator tied to a tree with an escape rope."
"Please state the nature of the crime."
"Murder of a pokemon, armed assault with deadly intent, pokemon abuse, confirmed rape of a pokemon, possible rape of another, and possession of illegal technology."
"What is the nature of the Illegal Technology?"
"Obedience chips, Implanted packets that euthanize the pokemon if exposed to the beam of the usual pokeballs, and pokeballs rigged to blow up the pokemon if cracked."
"That is grade one illegal technology! Name of criminal?"
"Let me get his trainer card," I find it in his pocket, "Jebediah Kerman."
"Your name?"
"Zachary Byford."
"Do not hang up we have to find your location," after a few moments, "We got it we will be right there with a bomb disposal team and a nurse," she then hangs up. Immediately afterward a group of officers appear via teleportation.
"Where are the pokeballs?" asks Officer Jenny
"Up on that branch," I say, "And I will be glad to adopt the pokemon after their mental evaluation,"
"We need more citizens like you. How about you be trained as a Pokemon Ranger?"
"Will I get to be a breeder, albeit one that has breed with one of his pokemon,"
"Ye- wait what?"
"It was consensual."
"So that is why this Braixen's fur is a mess. It is allowed if you both submit to yearly medical evaluations to see if either of your lives are being risked. The evaluation is required by law."
"I know I helped write that law. I also invented the Poketranslater."
"Really!? Do you have one for me?"
"Yes," I reach into my backpack and get one, "That would be twelve hundred pokedollars."
"Don't I get a police discount?"
"That is with the discount. Unless you want it for the full price."
"How much is that?"
"Two thousand,"
"Fine," The sighs giving me twelve hundred for it.
Author's note: I decided that this fanfic will show the part of the pokemon world not shown in the games as evidenced by this chapter. Anyway thanks for reading and have a good day/night.
