I wake up to a sweet smell, "What is that smell?"

"I would say the same about you," says a feminine voice.

I turn and find a badly beat up and malnourished Lucario looking at me, "Who are you?"

"I am Lu."

"What did you mean by 'I could say the same about you'?"

"You smell like a Zoroark, but I did tests you are not."

"Such as?"

"Simply waving my hand above your head, did not run into anything. Feeling your arm for anything odd, it felt normal. Lastly I checked beneath your waistband 'cause Zoroark illusions are not that detailed, and may I say nice package."

"If I were a Zoroark all but one of those tests would have proved nothing."

"So what are you a Zoroark expert?"

"No but I am half Zoroark and a trained Pokemon Ranger."

"Oh, what did I do wrong then?"

"The hand above head thing only works on illusions that are smaller than the average Zoroark. If it is taller you can try to put your hand through the illusions head."

"Why?"

"Because no matter what illusions are never solid. Most of the Zoroark line know this and will avoid physical contact when using illusions, which is another tell. Feeling my arm would have done nothing if I were wearing Latex gloves. The last test was a stroke of genius if the pokemon was raised away from humans. The tell all is to pinch them on the center of the neck, at the base of the skull. Of course you have to find the location first."

"Why should I do that?"

"Because that is the location of the nerve bundle that controls the illusion gland. Pinch it and all illusions fall. Now why are you here?"

"I'm pretty much Quesion's sex slave. Some of these wounds are from him being too rough and trying to escape."

"I have a plan."

"What is it?"

"We get legendary help," I say moving to the pond where I put one hand on the surface and the other on the ground nearby. Once the 'circuit' is complete I send pulses of my energy into the ground, using the earth itself to amplify my power and using the pond to get into the distortion world. I then precede to use my energy as a sonar to locate the legendaries I have befriended.

I break off, "Giratina is nearby and nearing," I put my hands together, "Transcend the confines of time and space."

Once I am in the transdimensional realm I move to Giratina but find my mind blocked by sheer rage. The shock pulls me out of my trance like state.

"How'd it go?"

"Well we aren't getting help from Giratina."