Prompt: Kensi being nosy on Deeks' Facebook page.


Kensi opened one eye and peered at the window, squeezing it shut again when she saw the morning California sun peeking through the antiquated curtains. Stretching her arms in the air, a weird combination of a squeak and a groan rumbled out of her throat. A big, content smile crept across her face; she had slept wonderfully the night before, and really didn't want to get out of bed unless it was for a giant cup of coffee and an apple fritter. Or a cheese danish. Or a donut. Any pastry really.

Sitting up in bed, she looked around the room for her cell phone. She groaned when she saw it was all the way across the room on top of the dresser. Kensi was bound and determined that her feet were not going to hit the floor until it was absolutely necessary. Crawling to the edge of the bed, she precariously leaned off the end until she could reach the cell phone and tablet on top of the dresser. Flopping back on the bed, she laid back down on her stomach on top of the covers with her feet crossed in the air.

No missed calls or text messages were on her phone, so she tossed it to the side and unlocked the tablet. Swiping through the the different apps, Kensi looked for something fun to play. Plants vs Zombies wasn't something you played when you only had a few minutes to spare. Clash of Clans sounded promising but a lot of work. She made a face and rolled her eyes when she saw an app for Pinterest. "I don't even want to know..." she muttered. Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Padgram, Flickr, Vine; nothing but social media apps. Her curiosity got the best of her, and she tapped on Facebook.

Kensi couldn't help but gag and stick her tongue out at Deeks' Facebook feed. It was mostly full of busty blonde women in bikinis, no doubt showing off their latest surgical enhancements. Making a face, Kensi mocked one in particularly named Candi. "Of course it's Candi with an 'i' instead of a 'y'. 'Oh look at my new boobs, aren't they awesome. They're like, totally huge right?'" She snorted at her impersonation, even though it wasn't very funny, and then snorted at herself again for laughing at herself when she knew she wasn't being funny.

Scrolling through, she ooohed and awwed at the various puppies and babies and made gagging noises at all the boobs. She laughed at Eric's picture of his pasta at Olive Garden, knowing full well that it meant he had eaten dinner with Nell since that was her favorite restaurant back home. "Like," she said aloud, clicking the thumbs up. There was a small part of her that felt like she was invading her partner's privacy, but it wasn't like he didn't pull up all his social media apps to show her stupid stuff all the time anyway.

A message popped up on the screen from someone named Tanya Camp. "Heeeeey I finally found you. Your cover is blown!" Kensi tilted her head in confusion, looking closely at the woman's profile picture. It was a black and white photo and didn't show any real facial features, just long brown hair and a side profile. She didn't recognize her, though.

Hearing the connecting bathroom door handle jiggle, Kensi quickly excited the Facebook app and clicked on the Weather one instead. Before it could even load the current weather for Los Angeles, a wave of steam hit her in the face as the door opened. Steam that smelled like Axe bodywash, overpriced shampoo from a salon in Beverly Hills that he would never admit that he used, and just the overwhelming scent of Deeks. The smell of Deeks wasn't anything she could actually put into words, mostly because the only thing she could think of when she smelled him was garbeldy garbeldy drool.

Deeks stopped dead in his tracks when he walked out of the bedroom, mouth dropping open slightly as he towel dried his hair. Since subtlety wasn't Kensi's strong suit, her jaw almost hit the mattress when she turned her head to look at him and saw that he was still slightly wet, with only a white towel wrapped around his waist. Water was dripping from his hair and landing on his shoulders, rolling down his pecks and abs. Some of the droplets were falling in his belly button and some of the others were rolling down to his hips. She watched, fascinated, as one drop fell on his stomach and wow she never noticed the fine blond hairs that trailed all the way down to his towel and wow again she didn't realize that he had a tan line there. Garbeldy garbeldy drool.

The sound of him clearing his throat broke her out of her trance. "Hey."

She smiled up at him, wiggling her feet in the air. "Um, hey yourself."

Deeks pointed to her awkwardly. "This uh, isn't how I left you."

Biting her bottom lip, Kensi's eyes drifted back down to his towel. "Yeah, this is pretty much how you left me."

"No no, pretty sure you were asleep and under the covers when I got in the shower. Not laying completely naked on top of the covers. Not that I'm complaining about your uh, current position or anything because I think it's great. Better than great, even, it's probably the best thing I've ever witnessed in my life. I'm just not, you know, used to-" Deeks circled a finger in the air in her general direction, "this."

Quite pleased with herself, Kensi rolled onto her side and propped her head up on her hand, positioning in such a way that Deeks could almost see all of her body but really couldn't see anything at all. No, subtlety was definitely not in her vocabulary. She still couldn't tear her eyes away from the towel resting very low on his hips. It was probably the hottest thing she'd every seen in her life. She glanced up very briefly and saw that he was as captivated by her and she was with him. "You're staring, Deeks."

He raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've been staring at my junk since I walked out here."

Kensi didn't deny it, looking back down at the towel again. "I think it just moved."

Laughing, Deeks looked down at himself too. "Wow, you could tell that from over there?"

"I think I'm fascinated right now, sorry. I've just never-"

"Yeah," he interrupted. "I've never seen you like this before, either."

"I mean, we've seen each other naked a couple of times now..."

"It's just always been at night, in the dark."

"And now..." Kensi forces her eyes back up to his again. "Here we are."

Deeks shook his head, sending water flying through the air before draping his small hair towel over the door handle. He walked over to his bed and leaned down to look her in the eyes, but not before looking everywhere else first of course. "Here we are. Is it awkward?"

"Not like I thought it would be," Kensi answered, licking her lips. "I should get up."

"I'm already half-way there," Deeks said, grinning devilishly.

She curled her lips into a sly smile. "We have to go to work."

"We'll blame it on traffic."

"I need to get a shower." Kensi pushed herself up to a sitting position. "And I think you're way past half-way there, by the way."

Deeks stuck his bottom lip out, staring quite obviously at her boobs. "Okay, so why don't we get really, really dirty and then take a shower together?"

His towel was starting to loosen at his waist some, and Kensi's eye darted back in that direction. Then she thought about him in the shower with her, completely naked and wet. "You know, you make a very convincing case."

He wiggled his eyebrows. "Yeah?"

Kensi nodded her head emphatically. "Oh yes. Just...one thing first." She reached for her phone and angled the camera at the knot in the towel at his waist, zooming in to where she could see the faint tan peeking out before she took the picture. Throwing the phone back on the bed, she grabbed the towel and ripped it off of him with a huge smile. "Okay, I'm good."

Deeks narrowed his eyes at her. "That better not end up on Facebook. You know you like to put weird pictures on there."

She shook her head. "Never. This is for my eyes only."