Prompt: Deeks and Kensi discover they've been using the same toothbrush.
Something is licking her. Much to Kensi's disappointment, it's her canine bedmate instead of the human one. "Monty…" she groans. "Stooooop, you lick your butt with that tongue."
"You're just going to encourage him, he likes it when you talk dirty." Deeks walks, or more like sways, out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel around his waist and a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth.
"You're both weird," she grumbles. "Why are you wearing that towel? I thought it was Naked Sunday?"
Grinning like a very sexy devil, he drops his towel and wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. She grins and crawls to the foot of the bed, narrowly avoiding a second tongue bath from Monty. "What are you cooking for breakfast?"
Deeks pulls the toothbrush out of his mouth and talks with a mouthful of minty freshness. "No bacon, I learned that lesson the hard way last Sunday."
Narrowing her eyes, Kensi grabs the toothbrush from his hands. "WHY are you using my toothbrush?!"
"That's not your toothbrush, this is my toothbrush," he answers, snatching it back from her.
"Oh my God." She jumps off the bed and runs to the bathroom and returns with another toothbrush. "THIS is your toothbrush."
Frowning, Deeks peers at the object in her hands. "But that's Wonder Woman, why would I use a girl toothbrush?"
Kensi looks at him angrily. "Because, you put Wonder Woman in your mouth, and I," she takes the second toothbrush from him again, "put Superman in my mouth. This was your idea, idiot."
"Oh yeah," Deeks says, staring off into space as he remembers. "Yeah, that was pretty funny."
"I'm going to be sick." Stomping into the bathroom, she starts rummaging through the cabinets.
Deeks follows her and spits into the sink. "What are you looking for?"
"Either some strong mouthwash or bleach, whichever I find first."
He rolls his eyes. "What's the big deal? You know where my mouth has been."
She widens her eyes and stares at him. "Exactly." Huffing in exasperation, she throws on a pair of yoga pants and a tshirt that are laying on the closet floor and starts heading for the door.
"I've been relegated down to your level, buddy," Deeks mutters to the dog as he follows her. "I didn't hear you complaining last night. Where are you going? It's naked Sunday," he whines.
"I'm going to go buy a new toothbrush. Pink, so you'll know which one is mine."
Deeks pouts. "But I like pink in my mouth, too."
"I…I just…no. I'll be back." Kensi grabs her purse and keys. "And I would like bacon for breakfast, thank you."
"But the splatter!"
"Toothbrush!"
Deeks grabs her by the waist, pulling her roughly against him. He counteracts the gruffness with a soft kiss to her nose. "Is this our first fight since you moved in here?"
She nuzzles her nose against his chin. "This is pretty tame for a fight. By our standards anyway."
"Can we classify it as a fight so we can have make-up sex when you get back?"
She smacks him on his bare, amazingly firm ass. "I suppose so. It is Naked Sunday after all."
Kissing her softly, he whispers against her lips. "Can't wait."
Kensi leans up and takes his ear in her mouth, nibbling just a bit before whispering, "After the bacon."
