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Third P.O.V

(M/n) woke up with a smile on his face as he remembered his night with {Kakashi/Itachi}. It was definitely one he wouldn't forget. Manami had open the door, peering in her head. "Master (M/n)? You are up early." She exaggerates, chuckling lightly at her lord's pout. "You're going to make the readers think I always sleep in late…" The brunette released a sigh, walking into the room and besides the bed.

Beckoning her young master closer she whispered into his ear. "You're going off script, idiot." The (h/c) male grunts, clearing his throat. "Er, I mean, I do not always sleep until late." The camera man gave a thumbs up. "Today, you will be having lunch with Master Taro. Right now, he is participating in a meeting." (M/n) shoveled off his blankets, getting out of bed. A long warm bath will serve me well.

"Is there anything else I should know?" "The bathroom isn't prepared yet." Manami warns, not wanting to disappoint him. "I shall do it on my own then. I appreciate you telling me." (M/n) looks at her strangely. "No, seriously. They didn't set up the bathroom yet." Sending a forced smile, the (h/c) noble gives her a confused look. "And I said, I shall prepare it myself. Thank you…" Manami growls in annoyance.

"Dumb ass, the workers came late! We have to skip the bathroom scene! If you weren't so focused on yourself, you would've known!" "CUT!" The director waved his arms wildly, glaring at the duo. "What the hell is your problem (N/n)?! Everything flew off track!" Narrowing his (e/c) eyes, (M/n) flipped him off. "News Flash, Dai, I haven't had my damn coffee! So sorry if I seem a bit aloof okay?!"

Naomi stripped from her maid's costume, ripping off her brown wig. "We're not like you (M/n). We don't need coffee in order to function correctly." Itachi walked onto the stage set, holding up what should've been a yukata. "There's bleach stains on this, and it's ripped." The ravenette states with in an annoyed tone. "Someone, please get Itachi a new yukata! Royal purple!" Dai shouts, eyebrow twitching as people scurry around.

Kakashi was completely lax, reading the latest Fifty Shades of Grey: Icha Icha Version "What is going on today guys?! The last 4 scenes went by perfectly!" (M/n) glowered at his director. "Screw this. I'm going on break! And Naomi can kiss my ass. Someone keep her away from me." Dai stared at him incredulously. "You can't go on break yet! We didn't even go through the first 1/10 of the scene!"

Sasuke growls viciously at the worker who tripped and fell in front of him. "Move out of my way! I need to have a talk with Naruto!" The blonde instantly drops his cup of instant ramen, spilling it all over his orange and black yukata. "Naruto! What did you do?!" Dai screams in fury as Sasuke marches up to the tan actor. "He slept with someone from the Red-Light District! That's what he did!"

Taro releases a sigh, taking off his fake fat and his semi-bald cap. "I knew this was a waste of time…" Neji nods his head in agreement, walking into the changing rooms so that he can get dressed back in normal clothing. "Taro! Neji! Get back in position!" "If someone doesn't get me my coffee in 5 seconds…" The co-director jumps at the frightening look in (M/n)'s eyes. "H-Here, you can have mine. Just take the cap off."

"You'd open your legs for anyone! I knew dating you was a bad idea!" Naruto struggled to talk as Sasuke strangled him. (M/n) released a content sigh after sipping his vanilla latte. "I asked Naru to come with me. He didn't sleep with anyone ─ but I did." The blonde feverishly nods his head in agreement. "I-I only cheated one time! And that was two years ago!" Deidara face palms. "You're really stupid, yeah."

Sasori grunts typing rapidly on his phone. "You're not supposed to admit to things like that." Dai released a pitiful groan. "You all are a bunch of misfits when not acting." "When are we going to go on scene?! I'm tired of watching these fuckers!" Hidan growls, playing around with his pocket knife that had a Jashin symbol engraved on the metal. "In a while okay, now shut the hell up! I'm trying to think!" Dai massaged his temple irritably.

"Sai! Kiba! Be prepared, I think you two are in the next scene." Both brunettes nod their heads, before returning to a game of poker. "Three aces." Sai mutters, causing Kiba to slam his head on the table. Pulling out a hundred dollar bill, he begrudgingly places it on the top of the cards. Akamaru whined quietly. "Inuzuka! I said no animals allowed!" Shisui and Obito exchanged glances, snickering at the scene happening in front of them

"Well, this chapter was an epic fail. Nice going YF-Chan." Dai growls angrily. "Hey! It's named 'Advertisement' for a reason! You didn't think this honestly was a part of the real storyline did you? Dumbass." "You created me! So you're the real dumbass, dumbass! Who even breaks the Fourth Wall anymore?!" The author stares at (M/n), who was saving Naruto from Sasuke and points to him.

"He does."

Note: I had no idea what to write, so I skipped to the next theme which was Advertisement and this was the first thing that came to my head. The real story will continue tomorrow ^.^