Chapter 3

"Oh, I can't wait! I'm so excited!" Monokuma cried out.

"What are you happy about?" Leon grumbled.

"New motive, new murder… Place your bets, who's going to die? You know what, if you manage to guess correctly the victim and/or murderer, you don't have to read chapter 4!" Monokuma told the three. "Here's a hint: the motive was deep, dark secrets and embarrassing memories!"

Leon thought about this and tried to guess, "Well, Fujisaki is kind of weak, but then so is Naegi, but I could see Celes or Fukawa killing someone…"

"You guys only get one guess each!"

Maizono thought for a few seconds and replied, "It's not fair to do this, judging our friends… but I say Fujisaki." Her eyes refused to meet anyone else's as she answered.

Leon was less certain of his answer, "I say, Fukawa, no, Togami, no Fujisaki, no Yamada, um, Fukawa, yeah, her…."

Ikusaba was the last to answer. "Um, I say Oowada. I think he would accidentally kill someone, I mean, he could never control his temper."

Monokuma looked at each student slowly, taking in what they said. "Duly noted. Now, onto the next chapter!"

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AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK!

Leon: Maybe people wouldn't flame it if it didn't suck so bad.

Ikusaba: And the LOUD ANNOYING CAPS aren't helping her case.

odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws!

Maizono: People said good things about it?

FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

Maizono: dis? What is she talking about?

Ikusaba: Don't try to understand, Maizono. You'll only hurt yourself and all the brain cells you have. But I think she's talking about Harry Potter. Maybe.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels.

Leon: No, not another clothing description, please.

Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky.

Leon: God, I don't want to hear about whatever crap you're wearing.

Maizono: I wonder what that would actually look like…

Leon & Ikusaba: NO!

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists.

Maizono: Did she just-

Ikusaba: Nonchalantly describe self-harm, which a very worrisome behavior? Yes.

Leon: Haven't people died from doing that?

Maizono: As we all are dead, I think it is safe to say that we do not appreciate this trivialization.

I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.

Leon: What was the book one of Fukawa's novels?

Maizono: Leon, don't be mean.

I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.

Ikusaba: That's physically impossible. Your face couldn't support the weight of one ton of anything, much less tons of eyeliner.

Maizono: Don't you think she's exaggerating?

Ikusaba: Oh, right. Never mind.

Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

Ikusaba: Am I the only one bothered about where she got the blood?

Leon: No, but I just don't want to think about it too much.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car.

Maizono: No, that's wrong! Draco doesn't own a flying car! The only flying car in the series belongs to the Weasley's and if I remember correctly, it was an illegal experiment by Mr. Weasley.

Leon: Aren't you overreacting a little?

Maizono: No! Breaking the canon is the one of the worst crimes possible!

He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

Leon: I'm cool, and I don't need eyeliner, and also nobody cares what Draco is wearing.

Ikusaba: Are you just going to repeat how much you don't care?

Leon: If that's what I have to do.

"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.

Ikusaba: How can she be depressed and say hello with an exclamation point?

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.

Maizono: That's not even remotely healthy. I'm actually worried about the health of this author.

Leon: You didn't before?

When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

Ikusaba: It's actually funny picturing them just bouncing up and down, like rabbits.

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

Leon: I would hope she didn't, I actually like that song.

Maizono: Oh, you're into that kind of stuff…

Leon: Just because this crazy chic likes Good Charlotte doesn't mean it's a bad band.

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Leon: That's kind of a dick move, saying that on your first date.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

Ikusaba: No kidding.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

Maizono: At least she's better than a certain oblivious protagonist…

Ikusaba: Who are you talking about?

Leon: Um, you know… that one guy who can't get the message…

Maizono: Though it's completely obvious that at least one girl likes him…

Ikusaba: I'm still confused. Are you talking about Naegi?

Leon: Duh!

Ikusaba: Wait, who else likes him! Tell me!

Leon: Get…off…me…

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

Maizono: Isn't this a first date? This seems to be moving kind of fast.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

Leon: No, I think Ebony is the bitch here.

Maizono: Isn't that kind of harsh?

Leon: Well, so far her author's notes are incomprehensible, she flips off random people, and hates people for no reason besides them not being 'goffik', so yeah, she's a bitch.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them.

Maizono: I thought Draco didn't like muggles.

We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest!

Ikusaba: Those dots were not necessary. People's eyes just automatically skip over them, leaping immediately to the next bit of text. If you want suspense, move it at least to the next paragraph, or even better, take away the dots, still leaving the mystery of why Draco drove them there.

Leon: Ikusaba, I know what you're saying, but please stop trying to improve or bring logic into this. It takes too long.

Maizono: But at least we don't have to read chapter four, right? Even thought I hate to be judging my friends like this…

Ikusaba: Says the one who stabbed Naegi in the back.

Maizono: Only metaphorically, and it was because… I was trying to actually stab Leon beca-

Ikusaba: Save your excuses for next chapter.

Leon: …