Death and Merging, War and Love
Author Side Note: As I said before, I will try and post a chapter every two to five weeks unless I'm not feeling well or if my editor kills me for posting before he finishes editing, also I will try to stay true to the sekirei story but I'm adding and/or changing some things to make thing I want fit in.
I giving credit to my editor, Zero the Winter God, for helping me out with this crossover.
Editor's Note: This will be the longest chapter so far. As well as there might be some limes and or Lemons. And some fourth wall breaking and healing later.
Chapter #3: The Wind Blows My Way
The Sun glows upon Maison Izumo, silence was the tone as Kazehana sneaks herself into Minato's room, she slowly makes her way over to him, then positions her body over him, her lips closes in to his, her cheeks are redder than a strawberry, not Ichigo. Aloud crashing notice disturbs the peaceful silence; Minato awakes and sees the busty sekirei over him.
"Kazehana! What the?" Minato tries to move back, her breasts rub against him, and his virgin body doesn't know how to react.
"Ashikabi..." She moves to the window, his perverted mind finally realized what might have happened to him. "Kazehana, you haven't emerged yet, have you?" He stands up as a huge cloud of dust and dirt pass the window, Kazehana opens the window and sees Ichi inside a crater in Miya's garden.
"Damn it Reiten! I was using one of my timeouts!" Reiten appears on top of the fence.
"I'm sorry, did you say timeout? This isn't a Football game, no timeouts!" Reiten launches a pulse of energy at Ichi, but a light gust of flowery wind blocks the pulse. "Greetings Reiten, do you happen to be blind this morning?" Kazehana floats down, and dusts Ichi off.
"Kazehana, I can see just fine and I know Ichi just ruined my sister's garden." Minato's jaw drop. "Lady Miya is your sister?" He asks as Reiten stares him down. "Sashashi, Minato right?" Minato nods in fear, Reiten's eyes were as scary as Miya's.
"So he's the guy who tamed Tsukiumi? Amazing, he looks completely average." Ichi laughs little sadly he gets a cold chill down his spine, Miya stands behind him, she may be smaller than him but her aura makes him want to curl up into a ball.
"Lady Miya! I will fix the garden in a few...please forgive me!" Ichi quickly puts his hands together and a 1.0 quake shakes the yard and Miya's garden becomes like new and a bush of black roses looks like a complete likeness of Miya.
"Ichi, your gardening skills are great but you need to learn to not land in my garden, ok dear?" She smiles as he sighs and everyone goes inside for breakfast even Reiten, who isn't hungry at all.
Somewhere in southern Teito, two women walk out of a hotel, one is a dark skin tone wearing an orange top and skin tight pant with white boots and the other is lightly tan but appears more white than anything and she is wearing a sluty outfit.
"Lady Yoruichi, why do I have to wear revealing clothing like this?" Soi Fon asks as Yoruichi touches her exposed belly and back then she kisses Soi Fon's cheek.
"Because you're my little bee and I'm your favorite pussy cat." They blush uncontrollably as they lock lips with each other but unknown to them, Soi Fon's subordinates are watching, Omeda is about ten feet behind them and the half asleep Janic is on the roof of a pizza place, he stands up and opens his eyes wide.
"Dam!" He says as he cracks his back, Yoruichi hears him but hears something even more creepy, a rubbing sound, Soi Fon begins hear the rubbing as well, Janic face-palms himself as he sees Omeda playing with himself.
"Omeda!" Soi Fon slams her foot into Omeda's face causing him to fly into five building, Janic jumps down and bows to Yoruichi.
"Greetings Milady, what a glorious day minus Omeda's rude behavior." Yoruichi sighs and looks at the enraged Soi Fon. "Kouken, maybe you should go and nap for the day." She says but Janic opens his mouth. "Janic please you know your captain when Omeda does something stupid." He sadly nods and flash steps away. Soi Fon walks over and Yoruichi hugs her tightly.
"Alright my little bee, let see how Captain Hitsugaya is doing?" They started walking to where Toshiro is."
Janic was in the far west of Teito standing in the grass that has withered into strands that feel like nails that are breaking in half with each step he took. He was walking to a large tomb that had the name Kouken on it in gold. The moment he arrived there, a single tear fell from his eye and when it the ground a massive eye appeared and all of the land surrounding the area returned to looking like new. Janic stood there lost in his memories of his failure to protect those he cared about most. He fell onto his knees and sat still.
Mutsu was walking and he was growling because his Assakabi (Editor's Note: It is meant to be misspelled!) was once again being a gay douche bag and had got on his nerves. As Mutsu walked the earth was shifting and creating tremors beneath the ground, the vibrations were felt throughout all of Japan.
At Maison Izumo Miya felt the vibrations and called out to Ichi as she was still making lunch. "Ichi, stop shaking the ground!" Ichi who is floating in the air by holding a leaf shaped butterfly that was flapping. Ichi shouts back "It's not me!"
Miya walks out just finished making the lunch and sees Ichi, Miya frowns already knowing that it had to be Mutsu and sighs, for she misses her old friend. "Mutsu, I hope you are alright." Miya says in a low whisper. Ichi heard and frowns as he lands on the ground and feels the vibrations "Damn, Dad's Assakabi must have pissed him off." he says to himself.
Mutsu sees Janic and walks up to him sits by him. "Janic, are you alright?" Mutsu looks at Janic's face and sees a small smile.
Janic sighs. "No, I'm not alright." Janic's frown returned once he recalled why he still was upset. Mutsu sighs and lifts Janic's head straight. "My friend, it helps to look at people when you talk to them. Now tell me what's wrong."
Janic looks at Mutsu and sighs. "I'm sorry. But I should have been able to protect them." Mutsu nods in understanding. "You know, sometimes the way to life lies in the path of death. Perhaps you weren't meant to protect them in order to save them." (Editor's Note: This will be explained later for those who don't understand and also it is a foreshadowing.)
Janic looks at Mutsu not understanding what the hell he meant and it was driving him crazy internally but at the same time he happened to see the wisdom and knowledge gained through life in his eyes that held something far more and thus Janic couldn't help but nod in agreement but still didn't understand why for somehow how he knew it was true but settled on the fact that it was. "Mutsu, that only somewhat helped, for I don't understand what you said but I know it is true."
Mutsu chuckles and place his hand on Janic's shoulder and says "Everything will be okay in the end and unfortunately I have to get going." Mutsu growls and stands up and wave bye before walking off.
Janic waves bye and understands his annoyance at leaving but Janic then stands up deciding that the place was giving him too many memories and has he left the eye on the ground disappeared and returned the land to how it was.
High noon in the skies of Teito, a senkaimon opens up, three Shinigami walks out, Rukia in a white kimono holding her beautiful Sode No Shirayuki, and to her right, Byakuya in his usually uniform, looking off in the distance, finally to her Left, Renji with Zabimarus, in humanoid form, wrapped around him.
"Renji, can you please get that ape off of you?" Rukia graceful lands on the roof of a building, Renji tries to pull his zanpakuto off but they're stuck like glue.
"Master don't listen to the frozen drama princess; let us warm your body and heart." The female ape woman kisses his neck as the small half snake child slowly releases his grip and slides down and away from a furious Rukia. "Bitch, you are a weapon not a real woman, so stop being a sluty monkey!" The jolt of static electricity between the ladies, their spiritual pressures become intense, but Byakuya steps in and glares at them.
"Silence your tongue or may my Senbonzakura cut them out!" He draws his zanpakuto, they shut up and Zabimaru lets go of Renji, he strenches his cramped up arms.
"Thank you Captain, I'm sorry..." Renji shuts his mouth at the glaring eyes of his Captain. "Let's just find Hitsugaya and the others so we can begin the meeting." They were ready to leave but the Senkaimon stays open, an unusual spiritual pressure can be felt.
"What is that? Renji asks as a tan woman hiding her mouth, her stomach is exposed, and has a huge sword on her back, Rukia smiles.
"Oh, you didn't hear, she is on our side and she looks good in our Shinigami uniform, doesn't she?" Rukia greets the blond haired woman, as Renji gets a nose bleed. "Virgin." Byakuya says out loud, the busty, tan woman walks over to him, she looks deep into his eyes.
"Yes, he is, and the man I'm looking for isn't a virgin." She helps him to his feet and Rukia readies her hand. "Hado #5 Spiritual Bitch Slap!" Her small slap sends Renji flying, the woman laughs as Byakuya smirks, they flash step away.
Back at Maison Izumo, Musubi and Tsukiumi, both wearing sexy maid outfits, hang the wet clothes on the clothes line as Minato, with Ku in his lap, talks on the phone with his sister, Yukari, he hangs up the phone and sighs.
"Who were you speaking with, Minato?" Tsukiumi stares at him. "It was my little sister!" He says waving his hands making sure she stays calm.
"I haven't seen Yukari in awhile?" Musubi says with a smile, Tsukiumi looks over at her. "You know her?" "Yes, she's adorable and so much fun." She smiles, they turn their attention back to Minato.
"I've arranged to meet her tonight." He says. "Is that alright?" "Yeah, she asked how you were, Musubi." Tsukiumi begins thinking why she did not know about Minato's sister.
"Really? Aww! I want to go with you!" Musubi says as Tsukiumi disappears, Minato laughs a little then realizes Tsukiumi was gone. On the roof of Maison Izumo, Kazehana holds up a glass of sake.
"Cheers!" She looks over at Tsukiumi, who is staring off into the sky. "You seem to be in a bad mood, Miss Panty Flash." Kazehana turns to her side.
"What are you doing over there?" Tsukiumi asks. "The room's all noisy, and Miya's annoying." She says with drunken red cheeks, and she drinks some of the sake.
"Midday sake tastes great!" Tsukiumi closes her eyes. "There's no midday or midnight for you, not the way you drink all day." "I've had a broken heart for some time now." Tsukiumi turns around after hearing Kazehana's words.
"Broken heart?" "To mend my wounded heart, I went out on a long journey." Kazehana pours some more sake into her glass. "But while I traveled..." She looks inside the glass. "Why did you travel?" Tsukiumi questions Kazehana. "Somehow I wound up on a sake-tasting tour!" Kazehana laughs like an idiot, Tsukiumi popped a vein and sighs.
"I was a fool to hear you out... Is your broken heart the reason you still haven't emerged?" Kazehana become quiet and serious. "Maybe it's just that I never met a better man?" Tsukiumi begins to remember how she used to be before emerging. "I don't know. I was indifferent to such matters before emerging. Or may be I was biased against them?" Kazehana took a drink from the sake bottle.
"But now, you're all lovey-dovey with Minato, right?" Tsukiumi begins to blush like a Japanese school girl. "Of course! No one thinks of Minato more than me!" "Isn't that enough? You don't have to have a basis for love, do you? Miss Panty Flash." Kazehana hit a nerve of Tsukiumi's.
"You have no right to tell me that! Also...Don't call me Miss Panty Flash!" Tsukiumi jumps down, blushing the whole time, Kazehana rolls back on to her back. "Yes, I suppose I have no basis." She naps on the roof. In the Kitchen, Miya finishes the dishes, Minato tell her about his plans for later that night.
"Ah, with your sister?" She asks. "Yes, so I won't be needing dinner tonight." Miya smiles. "Understood, but next time, please bring her here if you can!" "Yes Ma'am!" He says hoping not to upset her, He walks out of the room, and sees Tsukiumi, fully dressed in her usually outfit.
Near the center of the city at an American styled sports bar and grill, Janic, inside of his gigai, waits for a waitress to come get his order, a woman wearing a silk black dress and flip flops walks in, her long black hair covers her exposed back, Janic sees the woman causing his jaw to drop, she sits at his table.
"Kouken, it's been along time since we chatted." Her voice was calm and peaceful, he picks up his jaw from the floor.
"Captain Unohana! You look like your 21 again!" He looks at her soft hands as she laughs a little, "You're too kind, and now why are you in a place like this?" She fixes her dress, making sure her breasts do not pop out.
"I was thinking about eating a plate of buffalo wings with a side of American French fries and something called the tower of onion rings from Red Robin..." He is stopped by her index finger on his lips. "I know you better than most of my own squad, you eat when you're upset...so what's the matter?" She removes her finger from his lips.
"Nothing is wrong." She glares at him, after his remark. "Tell the truth, Kouken!" He jumps out his skin as Unohana's inner demon appears. "Ok, ok... just get that thing out of here." She smiles as they see that the bar has emptied minus the waitresses and cooks, he sighs.
"Just being here in this city...where my past life stains my memories..." He tries to hold back the tears as Captain Unohana moves her chair closer to Janic and grabs his hands. "Kouken, sometimes you must let your feeling out, your sadness of your past lost, your anger at Omeda and your passion for Captain Soi Fon." Janic blushes a little.
"How do you know my feelings for Captain Fon?" He asks but she stands up, and calls over a waitress. "Kouken, like I said before, I know you better than most of my own squad..." As Kouken lets out some of his emotions, the waitress arrives at the table, her mini skirt was so short it could be sluty.
"Hello guests, I'm sorry for the wait, we were cleaning up a mess in the kitchen, now can I start you off with some drinks?" She looks at Unohana's body, it's divine like compared to her own, Janic clears the tears from his cheeks. "Yes, I'll have water with a lemon slice, and the boy will have..." He interrupts.
"Milady, I'm not really in the mood to drink..." He says as Unohana ignores him. "He'll have a Lunar Sunrise." The waitress writes it down. "Are you sure you want the Lunar Sunrise for him, Ma'am?" She nods and pulls out a bag, slamming it on the table, Janic's eyes widen.
"Is that what I think it is?" Janic asks, Unohana pulls out five pure silver coins, "Before you go my dear, I have something to ask of you..." The waitress's eyes grow wide as Unohana whispers her request. "That will be done right away, Ma'am!" The waitress skips her way back to the bar, Unohana softly hugs Janic.
"Kouken, I hope you enjoy your meal, I got to get to Captain Hitsugaya's place so the Captain's meeting can begin." Janic blushes little as she releases him. "Have a nice day and after the meeting can you give these things to Lady Miya?" He hands her a box of home made cookies and a sapphire blue wrapped gift box.
"Ok but I must change the name on the tag." She flash steps away as the waitress returns to the table. "Our most honored guest, we have just closed the bar for you and now while we wait for your feast to be prepared..." Three other waitresses come over, each with a different colored Lunar Sunrise.
"We are at your command, Master!" His nose bleeds as they push his chair to a large table, ironically called the King's Round Table, and let's just say if he was a virgin, he's now a man with experience.
In southern Teito, Yoruichi and Soi Fon arrive at a three star hotel, room 13, Soi Fon knocks on the door, and Byakuya answers the door.
"What took you two so long to get here?" He asks as Soi Fon looks down with a light blush moving her fingers into together from each hand back and forth and replies "Nothing."
Yoruichi and Soi Fon enter the room and see Toshiro,
Hyōrinmaru standing in human form by Toshiro,
Byakuya who had returned to his standing spot, Unohana, Kenpachi, and Mayuri stand in their designated positions in-between large televisions that are on the wall.
The other captains who were not physically there appear on the televisions and Toshiro asks "Why is Kenpachi here?"
Kenpachi grins and laughs "I heard there was a battle royal going on and I wanted to join in!" He pulls out his sword and has some of his energy flaring up. "I'm going to kill all my opponents!"
Yachiru jumps onto Kenpachi's back and bites his shoulder. "No, no power up fighting or no candy for you!" Unohana says, "Now, now everyone, we can have our fight later."
Head Captain Yamamoto says "Hello? Can you hear me?" Unohana replies "We can hear you, you old fart." Yamanoto glares "No need for insults, Dr. Kevorkian. Now lets begin the mee..." all of sudden Reiten appears in the room and the first thing, he says, "Dr. Kevorkian is not a good come back, roasted geezer. After all, you did loose your chicken wing."
Byakuya looks at Reiten and confuses him with Lord Hio. "Lord Hio, get out of here." Reiten just smiles. "I'm not Lord Hio, dimwit." Reiten turns to Yamamoto, "How could you let a dimwit become a captain?"
Byakuya glares "I'm a not a dimwit!" Reiten turns back to Byakuya and says "You fucking lost to a fucking strawberry over a fucking issue you fucking have you fucking dimwit!" The entire room becomes silent until Reiten looks at Yachiru and teleports her out of the room and Kenpachi asks "Who the hell is this guy?" Kenpachi is thinking to himself because everyone could fell Reiten had a lot of power, "I want to fight him!"
Toshiro answers and says "Father, why are you here?"
Everyone says at one time in a loud voice "WHAT THE HELL?"
Reiten just smiles and gives Toshiro a hug. "Doing some work." Reiten looks at Mayuri and says. "You can start explaining, before my patience runs out on you."
Mayuri cracks his neck. "Reiten is a sekirei, his number is zero...he is the first sekirei ever created, which makes him the strongest, and his abilities revolve around every kind of psychic powers..."
Kenpachi grins and charges at Reiten. "I love strong opponents to die!" Reiten just looks at him with his glare and a silver fox with soulless black eyes and numerous tails are brought forth and Kenpachi back away quickly and becomes still. "Father was that really necessary?" Toshiro asks. Reiten smiles and says "I'm going to leave, please keep me informed on what is going on." Reiten teleports out after calling Byakuya a Dimwit once again.
Yourichi looks at Toshiro and asks "How exactly are you his son?" Toshiro doesn't answer.
Byakuya glares at the spot where Reiten was still thinking of Lord Hio and Squad Zero. (4th wall break)Editor/Co-Author "Oh, for love of all gods, Byakuya stop being such a prick! I mean seriously, didn't you just hear Mayuri explain that he isn't Lord Hio and he isn't in Squad Zero! No wonder you are a dimwit, I swear, I have got to change it to make you more intelligent sooner or later. Or are you this dumb because you have been dealing with the Fucking Strawberry? So what that your wife died, Squad Zero had nothing to do with it, you prick. If you don't clean up your act, I'll write in later that Lord Hio demotes you down to an Academy student with no power for being what I and the author like to call "JACKSON". Now I'm going to go and stop breaking the fourth wall for this part of the chapter before I go on one of my never ending rants about why I hate Strawberry Kurosaki." Author "We need to get the hell out this so we can get to the fucking good stuff" (Fourth wall break over)
Soi Fon turns at the shocked faces that were on everyone besides Toshiro. "Did everyone hear those two voices?" Toshiro walks over to Soi Fon and whispers into her hear, "Yes, we all heard it now shut your mouth before we all get edited out the story for five chapters, I don't want to be edited out because I finally got to have sex with Momo and strangely enough Rangiku." Toshiro returns to his spot and Soi Fon nods with a deep blush and thinks to herself, "Toshiro with two women and still has energy? I wonder how good he is?"
The captain's meeting continues, with the usually order of thing, in other words, it's completely boring for most of the captains...
In the eastern part of Teito, Janic sits on the edge of a building; he sighs then places his zanpakuto down.
"Advice, that I could hardly understand from an old friend, words from one of the motherly figures in my life...not even the greatest lunch of my life, failed to heal the wounds...Damn It All!" He screams into the blue sky, his stress begins to affect his spiritual pressure and his zanpakuto floats in midair.
"Kouken..." A feminine voice says, Janic looks around. "Who said that?" He stands up and sees his weapon floating.
"Are you really that stupid, Master?" She morphs to Shikai form, a claymore like sword with five eyes down the middle of the blade. "Metsuki!" He is in shock, as a purple glow veils Metsuki.
"I don't remember if you have ever seen my true form." The glow becomes bright as the sun and can even be seen from Teito Tower, where Benitsubasa sees it.
"What the hell is going on in the east?" She makes her way to the Elevator, Uyru and Chad are inside.
"You've seen the light too?" Uyru asks, Chad stays stills and thinks to himself "The moment I saw Rangiku." Chad turns around and wipes his mouth before anyone notices that he started to drool, Benitsubasa nods and they push the first floor button, while they descend the tower, Janic watches his zanpakuto transformation, a eye mark appears under her and it rises, her feet, which appear to covered by greaves, appear then her body is slim but hidden by a royal purple colored cloak and finally her face is masked and her unruly brown hair, which touches her shoulder.
"This is your human form..." He pauses for a moment, she laughs at his silly face, "By your reaction, your amazed at my cloaked look but if you're stunned now, then you'll die when I take my mask off." She reaches for her mask with her gauntlet covered hand; He flash steps over and grabs her.
"Let's not rush things now..." He lets go of her. "So why did you come out?" He looks into her masked covered eyes, and she grabs his chin.
"Why you ask?" She smacks him, he doesn't even flitch but the building next door was turned to ruin and he coughs up a little blood, Benitsubasa, Chad and Uyru sees that savage show of strength, Uyru cleans his glasses off.
"That is the power of Kouken's zanpakuto..." He begins to sweat like a track runner, Chad keeps his cool but Benitsubasa blushes uncontrollable, and says to herself. "What amazing sword he owns, but why in the hell does he look a lot like Ichi." They hide on the roof of a nearby building as Janic looks at his blood.
"You always are blaming yourself for everything that has happen to you." Metsuki's voice sounds distressed. "Your brother's death and your wife's murder..." Janic grinds his teeth.
"It was my fault; I couldn't protect them...I..." She smacks him again. "Do not interrupt me!" He downs to his knees.
"It's not your fault, you could never control the way the world works, your human life is over, stop living in the past!" She grabs his hands and looks into his eyes. "Master, its time to move on..." She begins to cry, Janic wraps his arms around her, feeling the deep sadness that he is causing her.
"Metsuki, I didn't realize that you felt my pain too..." She sees something moving on the roof of the building she didn't destroy as Janic sighs. "Who's over there? I heard you move." He lets go of Metsuki, turns around and lifts his right hand up.
"Hado #33 Sokatsui!" Pale blue flames rush out of his hand and destroys the thin wall Benitsubasa, Uyru and Chad were hiding behind, Uyru and Chad freeze up at the sight of Janic as Benitsubasa tries to hide her rosy red cheeks. "Uyru, Chad and ... umm No boobs, why are you spying on me?" Benitsubasa makes a fist.
"My name is Benitsubasa not No Boobs!" Uyru and Chad laugh as Janic walks over to them; he looks at Benitsubasa's neck. "Amazing beings you sekirei are!" He softly touches her neck, she begins to blush redder then a strawberry.
"Kouken, you're the reason why I saw the light a moment ago." Uyru says as Janic finishes his exam of Beni-No Boobs. "Uyru and Chad, how in the world are you in the discipline squad?" Uyru opens his mouth but Metsuki floats over and places one of her eye marks on Uyru's discipline uniform.
"You didn't use your brain, and forgot to aim, correct?" Everyone's jaws drop except Janic's, he looks at her. "One of the many powers I haven't mastered, right Metsuki?" She nods and turns around. "Master, the Black Sekirei is near..." Karasuba appears, Uyru, Chad and Benitsubasa kneel down, Janic stare her down.
"Kouken, you have returned home, and you've even brought more fools to discipline." She walks over to Benitsubasa, and whispers orders into her ear. "Understood, Ma'am. Grey, Purple, we are moving out." Chad shakes Janic's hand, then leaves with Benitsubasa, Uyru sighs.
"Why am I called Purple?" Karasuba grabs his throat. "Because of your uniform, now get out of my sight." She lets him go and he leaves.
"So what are you still here for?" Metsuki asks, Karasuba draws her sword. "I'm stronger than I was before." She smiles after his remark as Metsuki taps Janic's shoulder, and puts her lips up to his ear. "We will finish our little chat later...now we get out some of your anger." She returns to her sealed form, and he readies himself, they lock blades.
"You will bleed again and again!" Karasuba slashes away as Janic block each attack, his rage begins to pour out of him like a river as he strikes back and overhead, Reiten stands in midair.
"Good little Shinigami, and the black hearted sekirei, I know he is going to win." He continues to watch.
In an alley, Minato and Tsukiumi walk, he worries about his sister's reaction to Tsukiumi. "Tsukiumi, I really don't need a bodyguard." She turns around. "Why are you scared of me meeting your sister?" He swallows his fear of Tsukiumi's anger problems.
"The Sekirei Plan is a secret!" she sighs. "Just puff out your chest and say that I'm your true wife, tis that so hard to say?" He sweats like a dog. "That's a bad idea on so many levels..." Tsukiumi senses something coming.
"Get back, Minato!" She summons up a watery shield, which blocks Haihane's charge and that shield shatters and Haihane lands on the ground. "The Discipline Squad!" He says in shock.
"Number 104, Haihane." "What are you after?" Tsukiumi guarding Minato from the horrible clawed woman. "We also are participating in the game." Haihane says.
"Minato, stay in that spot, I can handle her." Tsukiumi whispers to Minato. "A fight thou want, then a war thy shall have." Water begins to flow all around her, first forming orbs they turn to arrows.
"Water Arrows!" Then thousands of arrows rush at Haihane, she dodges then flees to the roof tops, Tsukiumi goes after her. Minato is grabbed and thrown to the ground, Benitsubasa and Chad stand over him.
"Is this the guy, Benitsubasa?" She slams her fist into Minato's gut, "Yes it is, now get him to the Brewery!" Chad picks him up, and they disappear.
On the roof tops, Tsukiumi continues to launch arrows at Haihane.
"First you challenge me, then you run, you're a coward!" Haihane jumps on a wall and thrust herself at Tsukiumi, slashing and missing each time, Tsukiumi slams a huge burst of water at Haihane's chest, she back flips into the air and crosses her claws but she doesn't see Tsukiumi, then from behind, Tsukiumi forms her Water Blade in her hand, sending Haihane back down to Earth. "Water Celebration!" A torrent of water makes its way to Haihane but Uyru appears and with a single red arrow blocks Tsukiumi's attack.
"Haihane, let me play with dumb blond, go and help No boobs at." Uyru pulls back his bow. "I think I've given Red enough time." Haihane runs away, Tsukiumi begins to move but an arrow nearly hits her chest.
"Number 9, also known as Tsukiumi, I am your foe now." He says, she looks at his uniform and notices the Shinigami symbols. "Tis thou a Shinigami Sekirei and why would thou assist the Discipline Squad?" She questions as he adjusts his glasses.
"I am considered a Shinigami sekirei but I am not a Shinigami, I'm a Quincy!" Tsukiumi looks at his feet and says, "Massager where thy winged sandals? Does thou have a message from Lord Hermes?"
Uryu has a vein pop "I'm a Quincy not a messager!" Tsukiumi replies, "Oh, so thou is a gay fisherman? You should not let the others know about thou's arrows, they enjoy them so." (Author/Editor's Note: For those who don't know, Tsukiumi speaks mostly in old English and thus gay doesn't mean gay it means happy. Arrows, refer to that fishermen in the old times and very rarely now days, fired arrows into the water to get the fish.)
Uryu growls and leaves while saying to himself, "I don't have the time to keep dealing with a dumb blonde, after all I should have given plenty of time for Red and Blue." Then he quickly leaves.
Tsukiumi says to herself after he left. "Thy fool couldn't tell thy brain, what I saith to him." Then she remembered he said something about stalling for time.
"Minato!" Tsukiumi starts to search Teito.
In one of the shopping distracts in the north, Musubi and Ichi carry bags full of vegetables.
"Musubi, are you sure you know where that store is?" Ichi asks when Musubi stops.
"Here we are!" She smiles and Ichi checks his wallet, a woman in an office suit comes out and sees Ichi.
"Excuse me sir, is your name Ichi?" He nods and the woman grabs him then brings him into the store. "Lady Niumi asked us to design a romantic suit for you, Ichi." He looks deeper into his wallet and says to himself.
"If it costs as much as I think it will, I'm going to be in deep shit..." He begins to sweat as the Emerald green suit is presented and the tag said 'Paid in Full', the woman offers him a rag. "Ichi, please stop freaking out, you will do fine." He wipes his forehead, then looks at the clock on the wall, it say 3:49pm.
"Oh Shit! I'm going to be late!" He quickly changes into the suit, and bows to the woman before he bolts out the store and creates a huge dust clouds that completely covers Musubi as it clears, she smiles and thinks. "That Niumi must be a scary as Miya when she is mad." She continues shopping.
Ichi jumps from roof top to roof top as the sun begins to glow orange, he creates a clear crystal mirror and checks himself for blackheads and he combs his unruly hair. "Please let me make it on time!" He passes over Janic and Karasuba, she pants like a dog while Janic puts away his zanpakuto.
"You have reached your limit, and I will not hit a bitch while she is down." He begins to walk away, she stands up and charges at him, Reiten, using only his pinky finger, blocks her attack, Janic turns around. "Lord Hio, what are you doing here?" Reiten looks at him, and sighs.
"Sorry, I'm not Lord Hio." Janic looks at Reiten's sapphire suit and sees the sekirei symbol, Karasuba tries to attack Janic again.
"Disciplinary Nightmare." A black bolt of lightening strikes and freezes Karasuba's entire body in a layer of ice, and readies his left hand. "Karasuba, you know better than to try something twice when I'm around." He bitch slaps her so hard that she is sent through five buildings.
"Why do I have a feeling your Lady Miya's brother?" Janic says as Reiten turns around. "Kouken, you are smarter than you look..." He teleports away, Janic sits and scratches his head. "What was his name and why can't I remember?" He begins to meditate with his zanpakuto in his hands.
At the Michu Sake Brewery, Minato awakes, his vision is blurry.
"Where am I? What the...?" He tries to free himself from the rope tied around his wrists, Benitsubasa stands near him with his cell phone in her hands.
"You're awake? I'm borrowing your phone." She finds Maison Izumo's home phone number and calls it, at Maison Izumo, Miya grabs the dry clothes off the clothes lines, she hears the phone ring.
"Can someone get that?" Ku gets up and goes to the phone, and picks it up.
"Hello. Who's calling?"
"Put the big breasted woman on." Benitsubasa asks. "Big breasted?" Ku isn't sure who she is asking for since there are five big breasted women living there… "Just put Number 88 on! She's there, right?" "88?" Ku becomes more confused, she begins to count. "One...two...three...four...five..." "Wait, why are you counting?" Benitsubasa asks, Miya nearly finished what she was doing.
"Ku, who's on the phone?" Miya asks. "Who is this?" "It doesn't matter who I am! Is she there or not?" What little anger management skills Benitsubasa had, has just went out the window. "Ku is right here!" "That's not what I'm asking! Number 88!" Kazehana gulps down pure medical alcohol.
"That's the stuff!" Her drunken blushing makes Matsu sigh.
"I can't believe you really drank it all. You'll ruin your health." They make their way down the stairs as Matsu sees Ku on phone. "Kusano, who's on the phone?" "Who is this?" Ku asks again.
"I told you, it doesn't matter who I am! Shut up, and just let me talk to someone else! Okay?" Her outburst echoes through empty brewery. "Okay!" Ku hangs up the phone, and Benitsubasa pops a vein in her forehead. "She hung up on me!" She begins to redial the number.
"What are you trying to do?" Minato asks, she looks over at him. "I want to defeat number 88 right before your eyes." He freaks out and remembers what happens during the escape. "Musubi?" "Yes, If I defeat her, that weirdo will appear again. You think I'll take a defeat like that lying down?" Her eyes fill Minato's with fear.
At Maison Izumo, Ku tells Matsu the phone is for her.
"Kusano, if you put this part down, you hang up the phone." "I hung up phone." Kazehana rubs Ku's hair.
"If we wait, they're sure to call back." Ku smiles and turns to the phone waiting for it to ring, her eyes focused on the phone, it rings but Kazehana gets it. "Yes?"
"You don't sound like Number 88." Benitsubasa calmly says. "88? Why am I not good enough?" Kazehana still drunk. "Let me talk to someone serious. I don't care who!" Her voice turned aggravated. "So rude." Kazehana hangs up the phone; Benitsubasa explodes with anger, nearly breaking Minato's cell phone in the process. "They hung up again! Those stupid... What the hell is their problem?" Minato begins to sweat, she turns around after calming down a little bit.
"I guess it'd be faster to get your help." She tries this one more time and luckily for her Matsu gets the phone.
"Hello?" Matsu asks "Matsu!" Minato's voice comes over the phone. "Minato, is that you?" Everyone is stunned by what Matsu asked. "Don't listen to what this person says!" The phone is taken away from his mouth.
"Get it now? Your Ashikabi is in my hands." Benitsubasa says. "Who are you? Are you after Musubi?" Matsu questions Benitsubasa as Kazehana has her ear close to the phone. "Just put her on the line already!" the impatience discipline squad member demands. "If you don't, your Ashikabi's life will be..." Minato uses his head to knock the phone out of her hands and he breaks his phone. (Author's side note: I just love how after this part of the story, he magically gets a brand new phone, I really wish the phone company he uses was real or at least have his money. Greedy lol)
"What's the big idea?" Benitsubasa screams. "It's broken! Aw, now I can't get their phone number!" She throws the ruined phone, and glares at Minato. "Do you understand the position you're in?" Minato tries to get up.
"You think I'd let others face danger for someone like me?" While this was happening, Matsu and Ku begin searching for Minato with Matsu's computers.
Benitsubasa walks over to Minato. "Now then, what shall I do with you? You might have said the cheeky thing but deep down, you're scared, aren't you? Go on and cry." He continues to try to get up. "Y-You think I'd be scared?" "You guys really piss me off, and geez, Haihane's so late. If it's not one thing, it's another..." She turns her back and Minato gets to his feet and begins to run.
Rushing over the roof tops of Teito, Kazehana jumps into the sky and sees the brewery, remembering the background noise when she had her ear to the phone. Minato searches for a way out.
"I've got to get away!" He looks around. "Where would you run?" Benitsubasa over on a shelf, he looks up. "I'm getting pretty tired of you running around like that." She cracks her knuckles; he begins to back away as flower petals begin to fall.
"Bingo!" Kazehana appears in front of him. "Kazehana!" She frees his hands from the ropes.
"What's the big idea, barging in and doing as you please?" Benitsubasa shouts, Kazehana grabs a brown colored bottle of sake. "This is rare choice sake, Hanakinbai!" She hugs the bottle like it's a newborn, Minato sighs.
"Where did you..." "This warehouse has tons of choice labels!" She blushes and drinks a bit of the Hanakinbai. "You're drinking it." He worries for his safety as she smiles. "You picked a great place."
"Why, you...!" Benitsubasa jumps down and swings first, Kazehana dodges her punch and kick then blows Benitsubasa a few feet with her wind. "You want a fight with me?" Kazehana walks closer to Benitsubasa. "I've got not basis for one." "You're really irritating. I'll kill you in no time!" Benitsubasa gets into a stance.
"Kazehana!" Minato says as a pair of claws are held at his throat, Kazehana looks back.
"Haihane, took you long enough!" Benitsubasa places her hands at her waist.
"I wanted this week's episode of Naruto Shippuden recorded." "For crying out loud!" Benitsubasa says, Kazehana begins to plot her moves carefully. "Now then, what shall we do with you?" They begin to get a little cocky.
Tsukiumi catches her breath after hours a searching for Minato. "Minato...Where are you?" She screams into the sky, while Musubi calmy walks home, thinking how Minato will love her...umm curry rice.
Back at the brewery, Minato tries not to move do to Haihane's claws around his neck.
"Kazehana, run for it!" Haihane inches her claws closer to his throat. "What'll you do?" Benitsubasa smirks. "Why don't we take this one's head?" Her voice sounds like she is about to enjoy something.
Outside of the brewery, Chad stands next to an exhausted Karasuba, a lone flower petal cuts Chad's cheek, he touches it and gets a small cut on his finger.
"Things are getting really entertaining." Karasuba says as the wind blows.
Outside of the city
A van is moving towards the city of Teito and it suddenly breaks down and won't start. "How the hell are we going to make it in time?" a voice says.
A beautiful young woman with long black hair, sapphire blue eyes, and snow white skin wearing a long black skirt and a black long sleeve shirt that shows her stomach and just a little cleavage. "I'm sorry but you aren't needed this chapter."
The voice from the van says "But, we were meant to start working today." The beautiful woman smiles and says "You start next chapter and be sure to say Itchy not Ichi." The beautiful woman walks away.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER... see you soon, and Happy Holidays!