Chapter 5

(AN: I just want to give a big thank you to everyone who has read this and wrote reviews. They really make my day. Also, in response to Luckenhaft's wonderful little analysis, anything is shippable, and SHSL Hope = SHLS Pimp )

"So, now what? There are five of us here, and Monokuma seems pretty insistent on only letting a few of us read at once." Ikusaba noted.

"That's what you're concerned about?" Leon asked. "I'm more worried about a certain revelation that I'm still not sure what to think of."

"D-do we really need to keep talking about that?" Fujisaki pleaded.

Owada jumped to Fujisaki's defense. "Yeah, no need to keep talking shit about it, man!"

Owada was in Leon's face, inches from a fight, when Maizono interrupted.

"Boys, we need to stop with this. After all, Monokuma is going to arrive with the next chapter soon."

"What makes you say that?" Leon asked, moving his face out of Owada's hair.

On cue, Monokuma arrived. "Because it's true! Here I have it! Now who should read it this time… Let's have the girls read it this time! You too, Firefox frills !"

"Finally, a break!" Leon yelled. "Wait, you still use Firefox?"

"It's better than Google plus." Fujisaki mumbled.

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AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr!

Maizono: But there's more than just those two categories. I should know.

Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache

Fujisaki: That's completely wrong! A headache would not cause a generally composed character to yell and curse. And by that logic, Owada would have a headache all the time.

ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx!

Ikusaba: So, that's what happened last chapter? Glad I wasn't there.

Maizono: Me too.

Fujisaki: It was terrible, in more ways than one.

PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Fujisaki: Who would give this good reviews?

Ikusaba: People who probably like making fun of it.

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Maizono: Ok, so this is a regular thing.

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

Ikusaba: Maybe he's yelling because you can't use proper grammar.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

Maizono: Isn't that the name of a rapper?

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.

Fujisaki: Tears of blood? That isn't healthy, or natural!

Maizono: She is, supposedly, a vampire.

Fujisaki: That's even worse! Vampires don't have any blood in their veins!

Ikusaba: Then what about the part where she slit her wrist?

Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

Ikusaba: Why are they mad? They haven't been told anything yet.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.

Ikusaba: That's what we all want to know.

Fujisaki: I agree.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Maizono: I imagine him shrieking would not be very pleasant.

Fujisaki: What's more unpleasant is what he's saying.

Ikusaba: Fujisaki, I've never seen you this mad before.

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Maizono: That's it? After all of Dumbledore's yelling, they don't get punished?

Ikusaba: She's the main character, they don't get punished.

Fujisaki: That's not true and you know it! Harry got detention plenty of times throughout the series!

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

Maizono: That's actually kind of sweet.

Ikusaba: Are you saying something good about this? Blasphemy!

Maizono: Sorry… I'm just trying to be optimistic.

"Yeah I guess." I lied.

Ikusaba: Great, you're lying to your boyfriend,friend, lover, one night stand man, I don't know what to call him.

Fujisaki: Just Draco will do, even though he doesn't deserve that name now.

I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels.

Maizono: More clothing descriptions. I wonder what her favorite colors are?

Ikusaba: This seems to bring out the sarcasm in everyone.

When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom,

Fujisaki: That's a little creepy, especially if he still has those red eye contacts.

and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte.

Maizono: I didn't know Draco could sing.

I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there.

Ikusaba: You two were so close to getting in trouble, are you going to risk that again?

Fujisaki: I have a guess… yes, they will.

We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Ikusaba: Well, that's over.

Maizono: Kind of anti-climactic, though.

Fujisaki: It's better that way… trust me.