Monokuma arrived as usual. "New chapter! Let's have… Corn Cob, Firefox Frills, and Backstab Singer this time!" He disappeared without another word.

"That was pretty fast. Usually he says something more." Leon noticed.

"Maybe he's running out of gimmicks." Ikusaba guessed.

"Whatever." Leon replied, "I'm out of here."

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AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

Owada: Can't this bitch learn to spell first?

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Fujisaki: Have we decided to ignore that?

Maizono: Looks like it.

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears.

Fujisaki: I thought she was a vampire? They usually don't like crosses.

Maizono: Well, her teeth are straight, so I guess the rules are thrown out of the window.

I spray-painted my hair with purple.

Owada: I can't tell you how many shits I don't give.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.

Maizono: That sounds kind of nasty.

Fujisaki: I would think human blood would taste terrible.

Maizono: No, not that part. Who eats cereal with something other than milk? That completely ruins the whole thing!

Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily.

Maizono: That's a bit of an overreaction.

Owada: Nah, it's not.

I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it.

Owada: And who the hell are you?

Fujisaki: M-maybe another friend in-insert? P-please let it be that.

He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face

Maizono: You were… going down his face?

and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore

Fujisaki: No… no…

and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore.

Maizono: She can't be serious…

He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden.

Fujisaki: That's not even remotely true…

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.

Owada: That's still gross, even if she is a chic.

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

Fujisaki & Maizono: *crossing fingers intensely*

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.

Maizono: NNNOOOOO! What have you done to Harry?!

Fujisaki: How dare you do this! You… you… MUDBLOOD VAMPIRE FAKER! Don't drag Harry down to your level!

Maizono: Owada… what is your hand doing halfway through the wall?

Owada: Holy fucking shit on a stick…

"Why?" I exclaimed.

Fujisaki: That's what we want to know! Why did you do this?!

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.

Owada: 'He giggled'? What the fuck is wrong with him?

Fujisaki: Ebony. That's what's wrong… she's ruining everything! *sniff*

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared.

Maizono: Is she just putting in random adjectives? Because those last two adjectives did not fit with what was being said.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Fujisaki: S-so you just walk away f-from ruining one of my favorite childhood characters? I-I can't believe you… *sniff* *sniff*

Owada: They made Fujisaki cry… nobody gets away with that in my book! Fuck you and I hope you burn in hell, Ebony! YEARGGH!

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Owada's fist flew towards the computer with all of his strength, cracking the screen and the shards cutting into his hand.

Maizono cried out, "You're hand! It's bleeding, let me help you!"

"Y-you broke it…" Monokuma muttered behind them. "Do you have any idea how much that cost? Not much, but that's not the point!"

"Ah!" Maizono screamed, "Where did you come from?"

"I've been here the whole time! I just came to tell you the replacement laptop will arrive next chapter! As for Owada's hand… that's your punishment for breaking school property!"

"Fucking hell." Owada muttered.