Chapter 7
The five students sat in a circle, discussing everything that had happened to them to this point. After several hours of heartfelt talk, crying, denial, and two-almost fights, everyone was one the same page, and very minimal hard feelings remained. Ikusaba revealed everything, (the source of most of the denial and the two fights) so that was on the table.
"Ok, now what's going to happen?" Maizono asked.
A laptop fell out of a hole in the ceiling to answer her question. There was a sticky-note on it that read, "Don't break this one, ok you bastards? And we'll have Leon, Owada, and Ikusaba read this chapter. Upupu." (Yes, the laugh was written on the note.)
"There doesn't seem to be much thought process going into deciding who reads this." Ikusaba noted as she opened the laptop.
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AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws.
Leon: You've got to be kidding me.
Ikusaba: Maybe she wrote the reviews herself.
n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!
Owada: Tin god vons? What the hell does that mean?
Ikusaba: *one internet search later* She wants a holy supermarket made of tin.
Owada: Are you screwing with me?
Ikusaba: No, see, Vons is a supermarket chain. Who knew.
STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U!
Leon: You stop writing or I'll report you!
Ikusaba: Who would report her to?
Leon: I dunno. Maybe the Redundant Department of Redundancy.
Ikusaba: I think she's the president of that department.
Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS!
Ikusaba: And according to you, a Satanist is perfect, so still a Mary Sue.
Owada: She still can't spell Ebony fucking Way's name right.
n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!
Leon: Doesn't stop her from getting all the guys.
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Owada: Oh, look a random Z, and the totally hidden 666s.
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs.
Leon: Wait, does that mean Draco is wearing nail polish too? *cough*gay*cough*
I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish
Ikusaba: Didn't she just say her nails were black?
(AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?).
Leon & Ikusaba & Owada: YES!
I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.
Owada: Or maybe he's sad about something else! The world doesn't revolve around bitches like you! We're dead for fuck's sake! We should be the depressed ones god damn it!
Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…
Leon: Great. More of the damn dots.
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically.
Ikusaba: Where to start with this sentence…
Owada: What's Frenching?
Ikusaba: Not to mention doing it passively. Maybe they are talking to each other in French, without any enthusiasm?
Leon: That's a funny picture, but they're taking their clothes off enthusiastically. Isn't that a contradiction?
He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants.
Ikusaba: That's just… gross. I can't think of another word for it.
Leon: I got one. How about fucked up?
Owada: Or bullshit?
Ikusaba: I think... never mind I won't say it.
We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine
Ikusaba: Wait. That implies that Ebony has a 'boy's thingy' of her own.
Leon: Don't make us sick, I just ate!
Ikusaba: You're dead. You've have eaten in days.
and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
Owada: Unbelievably stupid.
Leon: Undeniably stupid.
Ikusaba: Undoubtedly stupid.
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm.
Leon: You had sex with him before, how could you not notice it?
It was a black heart with an arrow through it.
Owada: Is everything black in this shit storm?!
On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire!
Ikusaba: Are you serious Ebony?! Don't turn this love triangle into a… well, it's still a triangle… you know what I mean!
I was so angry.
Ikusaba: Why? That tattoo is obviously old.
Owada: How do you know?
Ikusaba: Well, if you get a tattoo, the skin is very sensitive the first couple of days, so that means he couldn't have gotten it during the short time he was with Ebony.
Leon: Stop with the logic in this shitty story!
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
Ikusaba: Knew what? If anyone doesn't know anything, it's Ebony.
Leon: Agreed.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
Owada: What does a stupid tattoo have to do with AIDs?
Ikusaba: A bit of a jump in logic. Just because Draco *apparently* swings both ways doesn't mean he has a sexually transmitted disease.
Leon: Wait, why does Draco swing both ways, it doesn't say anything in the movies.
Ikusaba: Ebony decided it, and her word is law in this fuckcluster.
Owada: Wait… is that the first time you've cussed?
Ikusaba: So?
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked.
Leon: Isn't this the first time she hasn't described her entire wardrobe?
Ikusaba: Are you going to ignore Draco's lack of clothes?
Leon: Shh… don't ruin this moment for me.
He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care.
Owada: Come on, just say he had a big dick. It's not hard. *snicker*
Leon: It's not hard? Mmph haha *hysterical laughter*
Ikusaba: Honestly, grow up you two. Just pretend the you-know-what is something else. Like a giant phone, or a shoe, or something.
I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom
Leon: How do you know where that is?
where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
Ikusaba: Other people? I feel bad for them.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
Leon: Wait, when did he fuck her mother?
Owada: Geez…
Leon: I wouldn't be surprised, honestly…
Ikusaba: I'm done. I'm done with this.
Owada: I think we're all done.
Monokuma: In that case, see you next chapter!
(AN: I hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your support! So I've decided that you guys should decide who reads the next chapter! Leave a review or PM me, whatever you prefer!)