(AN: I thought you guys would like to know 3 things: 1. There are 44 total chapters of this atrocity 2. Celes will make her appearance in Chapter 10. 3. Yamada and Ishimaru will arrive next chapter!)

Monokuma walked in the room, his footsteps making squishy noises that was either cute or disturbing. "After all of this, I'm actually quite disappointed. This is as boring as hell! So, I'm going to read this with Ikusaba and-"

"I'm not reading anything with you." Ikusaba protested, her face clearly revolted.

"Too bad, Freckles. You and Fujisaki are reading this with everyone's favorite mascot!"

"W-why us?" Fujisaki stuttered.

"Why?" Monokuma leaned towards Fujisaki, "because you two are the ones that hate it the most! Upupu. Don't you feel so much despair?"

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AN: stop flassing ok!

Ikusaba: Is she trying to say flossing?

Fujisaki: But it's essential t-to oral health.

if u do de prep!

Monokuma: You hear that, you preps?

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Monokuma: Look at the elegantly hidden 666.

Ikusaba: You actually enjoy this?

Monokuma: What's not to like?

Everyone in the class stared at me

Fujisaki: W-well you did just run in and shout…

and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked

Ikusaba: Draco, put some clothes back on!

Monokuma: Come on, he has a big you-know-what.

Ikusaba: Don't remind me.

and started begging me to take him back.

Fujisaki Don't do that! Not even Voldemort deserves Ebony!

Monokuma: You keep acting way more confident.

Fujisaki: Well, um… I want to defend these characters that can't help themselves. I think?

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly.

Ikusaba: And who the hell are you? And understatedly? What does that mean?

Fujisaki: *flips through dictionary* Um, it means 'done in a simple or quiet way, avoiding obvious emphasis and embellishment.'

Ikusaba: Wait, how did she manage to spell that right?

She flipped her long waste-length

Ikusaba: I'll say she's a waste.

gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood

Fujisaki: Blood isn't red!

Monokuma: Blood has always been that color, Fujisaki.

Fujisaki: No it isn't! It's Pepto-Bismol pink!

that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on.

Ikusaba: Blah, blah, I don't care about your friend Mary! And who puts an apostrophe in 'bloody'?

Hermione was kidnapped when she was born.

Ikusaba & Fujisaki: NO! NNNOOOO!

Monokuma: Man, you guys sound like you found out Darth Vader was your father.

Fujisaki: N-no, that would be kind of cool, but this is just wrong.

Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed.

Fujisaki: *hands over ears and eyes shut* I-I'm not hearing this…

It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

Ikusaba: Um, Fujisaki?

Fujisaki: La, la…

Monokuma: I think he's broken. Upupu…

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape

Fujisaki: That's seems… strangely accurate.

demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

Fujisaki: And there the moment goes. You don't ignore Snape.

Ikusaba: *flips through dictionary* But 'demeaned' means to lower in status, character, or reputation.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Ikusaba: Wait. Vampire cheated on her?

Fujisaki: B-but by that logic, that means Ebony and Vampire were dating.

Ikusaba: Moving on.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me.

Fujisaki: Why is she referring to herself in third person?

Ikusaba: Wait, I think this is someone else's perspective.

Fujisaki: But don't you need to put in some type of warning first?

Ikusaba: Have you forgotten? This is Ebony's world. She can do whatever she wants.

I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony)

Fujisaki: …

Ikusaba: Wait, does this mean Ebony will start stealing everyone's hearts, regardless of gender? Because that would be bad. I mean, worse than it currently is.

for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker.

Ikusaba: So, Vampire is bi too. Is anyone straight here?

Monokuma: I'm as straight as a ruler.

Ikusaba: Then what's your gender?

Monokuma: Too cruel… talk about hitting where it hurts… But what about you Fujisaki? How do you swing?

Fujisaki: N-none of your business!

Ikusaba: Leave him alone.

Monokuma: Fine, Ms. Forever Alone/ Hopeless Crush/ Possible Twincest.

Ikusaba: …

We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

Ikusaba: What do horrible problems have to do with being gothic? A prep can just as easily go through equally terrible problems. Like being locked in a school and being told to kill each other to escape.

Fujisaki: By a terrible sadist mechanical bear.

Monokuma: I'm hurt. Do you really not like me?

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed.

Ikusaba: Back to Ebony. She almost cusses as much as Owada.

Fujisaki: Maybe a little more…

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco

Monokuma: And you know what virility is, right?

Ikusaba: *flips through dictionary* Oh…

Fujisaki: What does it mean?

Ikusaba: I feel so bad for that tree. It means… manhood, or things associated with men.

and then I started to bust into tears.

Fujisaki: Bust? How does that even work?

Monokuma: Now that's a mental image! This was fun, but I have a feeling we're going to have more company soon! See you soon!