Death and Merging, War and love

by Janic of the Lost Crystals

Death was already a given factor in the game but that has changed to due the favor called in that brought Death Gods to play. Changes occurred, merging began, and destiny has been changed into lost and forgotten prophecies. Thank you all for the views! -Rewrite is up! Title is call Spiritual Emergence!

9. The Blazing Feather Part 2: A Fiery M

Death and Merging, War and Love

Author's Note: As I said before, I will try and post a chapter every two to five weeks unless I'm not feeling well or if my editor kills me for post before he finishes editing, also I will try to stay true to the sekirei story BUT I'm adding and/or changing somethings to make things I want fit in. ALSO IF YOU REVIEW, NO FLAMES. IT IS NOT CALLED FOR, IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM LET US KNOW BUT DON'T INSULT US.

I giving credit to my editor, Zero the Winter God, for helping me out with this crossover.

Editor's Note: There might be some limes and/or Lemons, also may have some fourth wall breaking and healing later.

Chapter #9: The Blazing Feather Part 2: A Fiery Moment

In the sky, surrounded by hollows ranking from Menos Grande to Vasto Lordes, (Note for Editor: Vasto Lordes is spelled right, Editor's Note to Author and Readers: I knew that, Meathsheild!) Ichigo looks at his watch, and pulls out his combat pass,

"Oh no, the strawberry is going to kill by leaving his body...Menos launch your Ceros!" The Menos fire at him by the order of one of the Vasto Lordes, a small explosion happens but its the menos and the adjuacas who are fading away,

"What's wrong?" The Vasto Lordes turns around to see Ichigo in his fullbring, not using his Soul Reaper powers, a greenish spirit energy emits from his feet, its called Bringer's Light if you have not seen the last season of Bleach, "That's impossible...we been informed you only had soul reaper powers..." The Vasto Lordes looks surprized by this discovery, "Yeah yeah yeah, and I heard this from the other Vasto Lordes for the past two or three nights! Look I really don't have time to play with you, my girlfriend and our friend is waiting for me, so lets end this quickly." The Vasto Lordes laugh at Ichigo, "You must be blind." As the one Vasto Lordes said that, the others starts to attack Ichigo, five in all, Ichigo takes a few hits but he readies his small fullbring sword, whitish energy forms on the blade's edge, he charges at the Vasto Lordes slashing three of them into pieces without releasing the attack,

"What great control you have! Too bad you don't have that kind of control in other areas, Ichigo." He stops his attack at the sound of a familiar feminine voice, the two remaining Vasto Lordes begin to flee, the woman roars and they burst into dust, Ichigo looks and sees full grown Nel in an Arrancar uniform that really hides what should be hidden, "Nel, is that you?" She walks over to him and smacks him, "My name is Neliel, you must ask for permission to call me Nel." Ichigo goes down to one knee and kisses her hand, "Forgive this foolish Strawberry, I've..." She grabs his face and stands him up so she could hug him, "You really are an idiot, you know that..." She lets go and turns her back, he sighs, "Neliel, how in the world did you get this form back? And why is there so many hollows becoming menos or higher? It doesn't make any sense." She looks back, "I shall tell you on the way to your girlfriend, so you finally got with Orihime cause it about dam time." He only smiles as he begins to lead Neliel to Orihime.

Somewhere around Teito Tower, something small leaps from shadow to shadow, stalking a group of busty girls, its black eyes look soulless as it get under the bench the girls sits down at, it claws over to where it can see the girls underwear except they weren't wearing any, it drools like a fat man looking at a pork roast sandwich that is three foot high and two foot wide,

"I love this city!" As the mysterious thing says that, a hollow appears, it appears to look a lot like a Queen Bee, it grabs the girls with its many legs, it opens its mouth but as the screaming girls were about to be ate, a bright orange plushie lion appears and throws a rock into the hollows mouth,

"Hey Ugly Bitch, put down the hotties or face the fury of Kon, the plushie hollow slayer!" The Queen Bee hollow laughs,

"Please, a child's toy is going to stop me." She launches her strings at him, he uses them to climb up and kick her in the eye, she drops the girls to rub her eye, Kon lands in front of the girls, "Ladies, get out of her and remember Kon saved your..." He sees that they left along time ago, he sighs, "I try to be a hero, and this is what I get." "Hero, what a joke?" The hollow grabs him, "You ruined my snack...Now die!" The hollow howls as its begins to squeezes Kon, he screams in pain yet he is a plushie, we can only wonder how he even feels pain, some of his stuffing falls out of the tears in his body, the hollow howls even louder as two people walk out from the shadows, both in Discipline Squad uniforms,

"Every single time I'm about to have a good time with a man, I get fucking interrupted by some kind of BULLSHIT!" Benitsubasa charges at the queen bee hollow, and her fist completely shatters the hollows mask, and it fades away, Kon falls to the ground, she notices him, "ITS YOU!" He tries to run, she picks him up, "So it was you screaming like a little girl?" He wants to smack her sadly he knows he must be a gentlemen and he sees Chad behind her,

"Let that Strawberry alone." Benitsubasa and Kon look at Chad,

"Grey?" He sighs, "What? Is my uniform too tight around my waist?" Kon looks away, trying to remove the image of Chad's package from his mind, Benitsubasa drools a little, then smacks herself, "Are your pants felt?" She gets closer as Kon tries to escape her hold, Chad shakes his head no, "Do you want them to be?" He doesn't even have time to nod as she rubs his manhood, Kon begins to puke up some of his stuffing, Chad stops Benitsubasa from doing the pleasurable action, against his better judgment, "How in the world do you two know each other?" Chad asks, hoping to get some answers, Kon looks up,

"Chad, good buddy of mine, Almost a week ago I think, our favorite truthful guy brought me here because he knew I would have a wonderful time in this haven of boobs." Benitsubasa tightens her grip, Chad brings her body close to his, "Beni, did my foolish toy of a friend say something that upset you?" She loosen her grip,

"I'm sick of men going bananas over boobs, it just disgusting...simply DISGUSTING!" She throws Kon and he screams through the sky as she begins to cry on Chad's shoulder, he pats her back in a comforting manner, then someone wearing a purple discipline squad uniform appears with annoyed look on his face,

"Chad, I'm sorry for interrupting but Lady Karasuba wants to see the both of you, she also said to take your time, she has patience tonight." Uyru says as he wants to destroy his uniform, Chad nods and kindly asks Uyru to leave viva hand sign, Uyru disappears, and Chad puts the emotional Benitsubasa on his back,

"Red, I know only one person who can help you but first we need to see Karasuba." He begins to walk as Benitsubasa thinks to herself, "Who in the hell can help me? I'm usually a flat chested bitch to everyone, and whoever he thinks can help me probably will not." They enter Teito tower and head up the elevator.

On top of a mist covered roof, cloth heads towards to Akitsu, she casts a small amount of ice to block the cloth, they collide and the ice shatters, Uzume spins and launches the cloth again, another ice barrier shatters, the cracking noise vibrates the air, Homura glows bright fiery colors as it is on its knees surrounded by mist, panting like a dog trapped in a car, but down below on the street level, Mikogami aka Assikabi looks to be getting impatient,

"What are they doing? I don't giving a damn about it being one on one anymore. Mutsu, take that fluttery one out!" Mutsu closes his eyes and he senses another ashikabi nearby, he puts his arm in front of his pain in the ass of a master,

"Why, if it isn't Hayato Mikogami of the South." A man with glasses walks up and glares at the assikabi,

"This presence...Another Assikabi." Mutsu gets into a stances where his ass will not be used by anyone as Uzume thrust her cloth at Akitsu, she dodges and sends a path of ice towards Uzume, and that cause Uzume to be forced into a wall, it cracks open, she falls onto all four, Akitsu stands around her pillars of ice, looking cold as ice, Mikogami looks angered,

"Assikabi! I'm the only Assikabi in this city!" The man with glasses sighs, "Let us simply say that you aren't the only one who likes anal, and that fluttery sekirei as you called her works for me and Lord Higa of the East." "Higa...He has no male sekirei, you can't be an assikabi!" The man sighs, "I am his secretary, Kahizaki, not Higa. You will do well to remember that." As Kahizaki said that two sekirei appear behind him, "So long as you behave until we RAPE...I mean capture Number Six, I will not do anything to you." Mikogami looks like he is about to react, Mutsu stops him and grabs him,

"He might enjoy what you might want to do to him but I don't have the stomach for that tonight." He looks around and sees the many sekirei in the shadows, he holds up his sword, "Five sekirei or ten sekirei, it makes no difference to me." He slams the end of it to the ground and the very earth begins to raise around him, the sekirei around Kahizaki protect him from the pillars that was the very street they where standing on, Mikogami sticks his tongue out as Mutsu carries him away, Akitsu sees Mutsu jump pass her as he looks at Homura, "Its too late to get him now, pullout!" He jumps away as Homura continues to pant, Akitsu turns to it,

"You asked me why I have a master." She begins to walk over to him, Uzume looks worried and launches her cloth at Akitsu, and the cold woman leaps into the air causing Uzume to miss, Akitsu lands and stares into Uzume's eyes, "Good eyes, no hesitation in them. Eyes that show a willingness to face death for the sake of a loved one." She turns her attention to Homura, "It's not that someone becomes a master just because they become one's ashikabi. They are a master because one recognizes them as such. That's what I believe." Homura listens with great interest yet he can't show it, "Even as broken as I was, he said he wanted me. Even without his symbol engraved upon my body, he is my master." Akitsu looks up and jumps up, Homura looks up, "You can still emerge. For that I am jealous." She jumps into the night. Uzume retracts her cloth, Homura focus on his friend who is lost in deceptions, she looks epicly evil in that black cloth,

"Will you cum with me?" She stands glaring at him. Homura smirks and replies "I thought you were with Mutsu? But if you want, I'll have you screaming my name and begging for more." Uzume blushes. (Readers remember this line!)

As that was happening those ten sekirei in the shadows of the surrounding buildings begin to fall one by one, the bodies lay defeated, and all barely have any outer damage, a sekirei tries to run but two quick jabs and she falls as Soi Fon looks heartless as she stands over her weak foes,

"This isn't even worthy of being called a challenge...this is only slaughter." Her golden weapon drips blood as she sees Homura, and sighs, "All this for some guy, these people are crazy." Yoruichi sneaks up and hugs Soi Fon but she remains cold looking,

"What's wrong my little bee? Are you mad because I wanted us to be in a triangle?" Soi Fon walks away from Yoruichi, "What's wrong is that I just destroyed ten innocent sekirei for the sake of adding some stranger to our relationship, this seems so..." Yoruichi jumps over and grabs Soi Fon's wrists, "The leader of a squad of assassins showing remorse, you knew full well what you were getting yourself into my bee, sometimes killing the innocent prevents more senseless bloodshed, I think there is something else that is itching at you..." Soi Fon rubs her left arm, "Soi Fon, stop trying to hide your thoughts from me, let me in." Yoruichi lightly kisses Soi Fon's forehead, and than Soi Fon looks into Yoruichi's eyes, "My lady, I wish I knew what was truly wrong with me, recently I feel like something is missing from my life but I don't know what." She turns around and starts to jump from building to building scouting the area, Yoruichi smirks, "I know what is missing, my little bee but every truth could be a lie." Yoruichi senses that Orihime and Rukia are coming, she laughs as Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya quietly stands behind her, Momo, Rangiku, and Halibel creep over until Rangiku trips over her own two feet,

"Momo you tripped me!" Rangiku yells, Halibel smacks Rangiku and points at her,

"You tripped over your own tail, you dumbass, ashy pussy!" Rangiku frowns as Momo laughs at her friend's stupidity, "Girls, don't forget, the plan was to sneak up behind master and strip him." Toshiro looks at Halibel,

"I just heard everything you just said Ladies." They all look sadden, "I guess we just failed." Yoruichi laughs as Soi Fon returns,

"Milady, there are no more unwanted sekirei left." Yoruichi pets Soi Fon's hair, Toshiro looks in the distance, "No more unwanted, what about the sekirei belonging to Minato Sahashi and the sekirei that ...um assikabi has with him." Soi Fon looks at Toshiro, "No worries Captain Hitsugaya, if they do not do as predicted, we have been given the order to defeat the sekirei and destroy the memories of the ashikabi." Toshiro looks over at Homura, and thinks, "All this for a hot headed guy, it seems petty but then again, I fell in love with a fiery woman..." He looks at Momo, she smiles at him.

Back over the mist covered building, Uzume and Homura have a stare down,

"If you come along quietly, I won't kill you." Homura glows orange and red as he begins to remember something of his past were Takami first ask him to be the guardian,

"Sekirei Guardian. If someone could at least protect the sekirei until they meet their ashikabi...will you accept, Homura?" He then remembers the numerous sekirei he protected, "Those children...I protected..." He looks serious as he closed his eyes, "They've met their ashikabi. I'm satisfied with that. But..." He grinds his teeth and summons a huge flame, Uzume shields her eyes from the bright light, the flames are orange and yellow in color, it covered his body, Uzume looks like she is about to react.

"Good work. Leave the rest to us." number two, and the two sekirei that aren't his own appear out of a veil of smoke, Homura sees the assikabi,

"Uzume, please tell me you didn't...?" She looks away from Homura,

"Pre-emergence, pre-emergence!" One of the sekirei with assikabi #2 say, "He's burning, Kakizaki. What do we do?" The other sekirei with him asks,

"This one must be unstable. I must ascertain whether or not he is suited to be Lord Higa's Sekirei." Homura look annoyed by the arrival of Kakizaki and that Uzume is working for them, he begins to laugh like a mad man as Kakizaki finally stops adjusting his glasses. "I get it, so this is the kind of game this is. Too bad. You all came on a fool's errand." Homura turns around as the embers from his flames surround him in an epic way, he looks at Teito Tower, "Minaka! If I'm going to be a prize in this hellish game. I'll melt down right here on this very spot!" A pillar of flame enclosed Homura's body, the fire begins to grow rapidly, "Witness the way Number six, Homura, goes out! You Son of a Bitch!" His screaming voice echoes through the city, Toshiro, Yoruichi, Soi Fon, Momo, Rangiku, and Halibel move in, Homura looks like he is about to fade away into the fire and flames, "I'm sorry." His tears flows out of his eyes, "Miya... Takami...I can't..." He closes his eyes, a vision of Tsukiumi comes before his eyes,

"You call thyself my rival?" Tsukiumi's image fades into Matsu, "I'm worried about you, Kaguri." Matsu then turns into Minato's lips (Note: I think that is just weird, but that's how it is in both the anime and the manga.)

"I-I was just worried...Kaguri" Homura opens his eyes and he is pounded by a monsoon of water, cooling down his hot head suicide attempt, his body has steam coming off of him.

"What are you doing, Homura?" Out of the steam Tsukiumi appeared behind Homura, "I told you before! I will not permit thee coming to a stop!" He looks shocked as hell by her appearance, "Kaguri!" He looks over and sees Musubi drop Minato on his face jump away as Ku gently lands with a giant leaf as an umbrella and out of a breeze of petals, Kazehana poses in her usual fasion, the up beat heroic music comes on as Homura is in the middle of these girls,

"Sanada of the west? No. Its the North is it not?" Kakizaki asks as Uzume magically has her veil over her face, "You gals...why are you here?" Homura asks as Minato tries to stand up, Homura looks at him,

"Kaguri, you okay?" Minato asks, "Stay away! I told you, I don't need your sympathy!" "It's not sympathy!" He yells, Homura doesn't believe it as Musubi takes a step forward.

"That's right! It's not sympathy!" Homura looks at Musubi, whose cheery face can't possibly say something to ruin the moment (Note: I'm lying), "Musubi and the rest of us came to collect the rent!" Minato's face appears soured by Musubi dumb blonde reason for them coming.

"Homura! You've made a fine mess, deceiving me all this time. When you return, I would suggest coming prepared!" Tsukiumi says with that serious like in her eyes but Homura can only think perverted thoughts of 'Coming Prepared', Ku holds her cute little flower pot, "Kaguri! We've come for you!" Ku said in a cute way as Kazehana has her hands over her breast, looking like she could expose herself,

"I can't have you going and killing douche bag on your own. We agree to help Reiten do that." Kakizaki looks like he just got dumped by the way he adjust his glasses(Note: Serious, every damn time this guy is in a scene, he is adjusting his stupid glasses, this guy must have no life or is blind as a bat without echo location, in other words he's Velma from Scooby Doo but he isn't smart.)

"Are those enemies? What do we do Sir?" The one sekirei with him asks, he whispers the orders into Higa's sekirei's ears as Somebody appears to one of the sides of the roof that has nobody on it,

"Sahashi, I'm here to return the favor." Toshiro appears out of the steam with Momo and Halibel on his arms and Rangiku in a combat stance, Tsukiumi glares at Halibel for a moment than smiles, "Water Shark, you and your master shouldn't be needed, please enjoy the show that is about to happen." Toshiro looks at Tsukiumi, and he begins to feel a little bit of spiritual energy come from her as Yoruichi and Soi Fon appear on the opposite side of the roof,

"Lady Yoruichi wants you, flame user, and if anyone stands in her way of what she wants, you shall feel my string!" Soi Fon's zanpakuto's shikai glows in the moon light, Rangiku glares at Soi Fon, "Captain Fon, Homura is going to the Sahashi kid and besides what would you do with a man? After all, you went for my scraps after I used truth boy for my pleasure." Soi Fon grinds her teeth as she starts charging at Rangiku, but Yoruichi grabs her shoulder,

"Soi Fon, now is not the time for that! Right Now, I need you to calm down and focus on getting me a cute man." Soi Fon calms down as Rangiku looks like she is about to be a bitch until something lands on top of Homura,

"He is mine!" Orihime's breasts have Homura's face in between them as his face turns blue, Rangiku smiles because she believes that she taught Orihime how to use her gifted chest as a weapon, Rukia lands right next to Orihime and she pulls that huge chest away from Homura, "Rukia, what did you do that for?" Rukia holds up the purple faced Homura, "Orihime, if you would have stayed on him any longer, your breast could have killed him, and don't give me that crap that boobs can't hurt men...bla bla bla, that's a load of bullshit, I mean, Kouken is a prime example of what happens when boobs can do to someone's mental state." Rangiku smirks as she walks over to them, Homura has already moved himself behind Musubi and Minato's other sekirei,

"Rukia, I know your trying to say that I tortured truth boy but all I did was use of my wondrous tools that god has given me." She poses, ash falls out of her arm pits and her pussy, "My boobs aren't big enough to kill!" Orihime screams, Musubi looks down at her own chest and magically pulls out a tape measurer, and measures Tsukiumi, Kazehana, Halibel and Rangiku, all of them have similar chest sizes, Musubi then grabs Orihime's chest and measures it, Minato and all of the others are wondering how the heck did Musubi get a tape measurer,

"Orihime, your chest is near the same size as me and Tsukiumi, and we are a bit smaller than that ash women over there, so there for your chest can kill." Rangiku wants to hurt Musubi but she knows she can use this to wound Soi Fon's pride even more, Uzume wishes she didn't have to play as the veiled sekirei because she would have to attack Rangiku and make her feel like Janic did when that ashy woman did that unspeakable torment, Orihime has that look of understanding on her face but as she was about to say something, she feels a familiar spiritual pressure and looks scared as a senkaimon opens, Rukia looks up and becomes frozen, Toshiro even looks up and see Captain Unohana, her body is glowing and her eyes are cruel,

"Everyone, I'm sick of waiting for this to begin, somebody better start fighting and I better see somebody kiss Homura full on make out or I'm going to unleash something few have ever seen." Her spiritual pressure becomes so dense and everyone begins to feel their very breath leave their body, Uzume remembers the last thing Unohana said to her, and she charges at Kazehana, cloth meets wind, then they go to a different roof top to battle as the cloaked sekirei removes her cloak and reveals her dress and purplish hair, Tsukiumi wanted to follow Kazehana but a disk like blade slashes her face, the blade goes and floats around the purplish hair,

"I, number 101, Oriha shall be your opponent blondee." Oriha sends five disk blades at Tsukiumi, all from different direction, she smirks thinking she has Tsukiumi beat but then water shoots up all around her and deflects all five blades back at Oriha, tearing up her dress,

"A sneak attack...how shallow. You have some nerve to bare blades at me with such cowardice. Number 9, Tsukiumi!" A huge torrent of water arises behind Tsukiumi, "If you pick a fight with me, I'll repay you in spades!" Tsukiumi send a burst of water arrows at Oriha as Musubi gets set for her opponent who looks absolutely bored and not wanting to be there,

"I'm Number 88, Musubi, a fist type Sekirei." She punches the air while miss dull and lifeless finishes her physical preparations,

"Number 86...Katsuragi...Foot type...I guess." Katsuragi and Musubi leap into the air and begin to clash. On another roof top, Kazehana summons a small tornado in her hand,

"You're not surprised to see me, are you Sis?" Uzume ask, dodging the small tornado Kazehana just thrown at her,

"Not at all, but did you really think you could vanish from Maison Izumo without me, Miya or even Matsu not noticing?" Uzume gets a little serious, "I'm just no match for you, Sis." "Let me ask you one tiny thing before we begin our battle..." Kazehana says seriously and Uzume looks ready to answer, "Is this all for your master?" "Who else would a sekirei fight for?" Uzume says, Kazehana turns into the greatest enemy of all anime guys, the fangirl mode, "Ah, Its Love! Love! Love! Its so Cute!" Uzume gets a chibi look to her face, "I hate being the only one taking this seriously." Kazehana gets back to reality and dashes at Uzume, "What can I say, it's in our nature." She blasts Uzume into a wall and Uzume throws her cloth at Kazehana, using her wind she dodges but Uzume appears behind her and punches are exchanged like stocks on the stock market on a good day, they land then all you see is cloth meeting petals in the wind.

Meanwhile, Kakizaki tries to make a move for Homura, Ku appears in front of him and her little flower grows into a vine trap for Kakizaki as Rangiku slashes the coming vines with her ash, Momo, Toshiro, and Halibel become trapped as Ku looks evil thinking that all these people want Kaguri for unknown reasons,

"Captain!" Rangiku sees Ku at the base of the vines, she targets Ku with a cloud of razor sharp ash, Ku tries to block with vines but they were no match for the ash, she closes her eyes, Orihime quickly covers Ku with her shield, Rangiku looks confused, "Orihime, why did you do that? That girl is a sekirei and she has my captain bond up." Rangiku thinks about what she just said, Rukia readies her left hand,

"Hado #5, Spiritual Bitch Slap!" Rukia delivers the slap and sends Rangiku flying, she looks down at her hand and sees ash in it, "Get it off! Get it off! GET IT OFF!" Rukia waves her hand around, and on everything, trying to get the ash off of her, Halibel launches a small shot of water and clears the pussy's ash, Rukia smiles,

"Thanks Halibel." Rukia sees that Halibel's 'Your welcome, now back away', Orihime walks over to Ku, "Kusano, those three people up there are some of my friends do you think you can put them down for me?" Ku shakes her head No, Orihime sighs, "Well, I'll do one favor for you if you put down my friends who are here just to look pretty." Ku smirks a little,

"If I do put them down, then you must show me how to get a boy's whip cream and let me have some." Everyone stops what they are do after hearing Ku say that,

"A boy's whip cream?" Nobody knows how to respond, "Kusano, how did find out about that whip cream?" Orihime asks, Ku rubs her forehead,

"Well, one night I had to go, so I went and then when I was trying to get back to bed, I heard some moaning, and I saw Matsu watching wrestling and she was doing..." Ku lefts up her dress, Orihime and Rukia rushes over to Ku, stopping her from reenacting Matsu.

Back at Maison Izumo, Matsu has a knife at throat, Miya looks intimidating while she holds said knife,

"I'm sorry Miya!" Miya laughs, "I told you before, the downloading, watching, and/or reading of Pornography without me present is forbidden in Maison Izumo!" Miya gets her demonic glare over her and that forces Seo and his sekirei to run out of the house, they know when Miya gets into her torture mood.

Back at the rooftop battlefield, Orihime and Rukia kind of freak out a little as they realize Ku saw Matsu masturbating to porn, but Captain Unohana lands on the rooftop, looks at Ku in a serious way that made Ku want think Miya has come to punish her for being a bad girl again,

"Little one, a boy's whip cream is not healthy for you, it can cause you to have the flu and it even can cause you to grow up without having nice boobs like most sekirei dream of having or already have." Ku nods and bows to Unohana, "But why is that, Scary Old Lady?" Unohana pops a blood vessel and everyone that knows Unohana begin to step back as Momo tries to burn her way out of Ku's vines and Unohana only opens her mouth and Ku jumps up, setting Momo, Toshiro, and Halibel free, Unohana giggles and says to herself, "I wonder what she would have done if I would have actually planned to do something." She smiles as she pats Ku on the head, and everyone but Kakizaki sighs a sigh of relieve,

"Am I being let go too? I'm a good person." Ku looks at him then looks at Musubi, Tsukiumi and Kazehana, two of them fighting with all there might and yet Tsukiumi is only toying with Oriha, tiny drops of water block the spinning blades as Musubi and the foot type exchange some blows and both forced each other to the ground, Ku points,

"I'll only let you go if you tell them to stop attacking my friends." Kakizaki looks mad, "Number 06 will be ours, and your fucking friends are going down." Unohana walks over to Toshiro and whispers something in his ear, he goes over to Halibel and whispers something in her ear, Ku is fuming as her vines begin to constrict Kakizaki even more than they already were, Halibel holds her sword up,

"Vulgar assikabi, enjoy your salad." Kakizaki looks puzzled as Halibel fires water at Ku's plant, it grow three times its size and swallows Kakizaki, Ku sees Halibel, "Thank you Tan Tsukiumi." Halibel smiles, goes over and pats Ku on the head, "Little one, my name is Tia Halibel, former ruler of Hueco Mundo and espada, nice to meet you." Ku looks confused, "Former Enchilada?" Everyone laughs at Ku's cute confusion about what Halibel just said.

In the middle of steam and smoke, Homura and Minato stand, facing each other,

"Sahashi, why are you here?" Homura questions and as Minato readies to answer, Yoruichi sneaks up and wraps her arms around Homura,

"I know why I'm here, its for you, number six aka the host of my angelic fantasies." Homura feels surprised but his heart is screaming 'No!' yet his heads are screaming 'FUCK HER!' as Minato walks over,

"Kagur...I mean Homura, I'm here only because...man I really don't know how to say this." Yoruichi laughs, "How cute! You are acting completely like my little bee was when she came out of the closet." Soi Fon pops up next to Yoruichi and Homura, she is blushing while Minato goes to the edge of the building and almost vomits a little since he is creeped out by Yoruichi's statement,

"You promised not to say anything, Lady Yoruichi." Yoruichi wraps her arms around Soi Fon, "Sorry, it just popped out, my little bee." They make out, Homura and Minato both become a tiny bit more happier by watching the ladies kiss, their tongues entering and exit their mouths, Minato walks over to Homura,

"What I meant to say before those umm...women interrupted us, is I'm here because I need your knowledge!" Homura backs away, "Minato, I'm not sure what you are talking about but Matsu has a higher IQ than I do...and I just gave myself another reason to kill myself." Yoruichi stops kissing Soi Fon, Minato twirls his fingers, "I need your knowledge on pleasing women!" Soi Fon giggles and points at Minato,

"Kid, if you let Lady Yoruichi emerge Homura, we'll let him give you all the advice you want unless..." Soi Fon flash steps to Minato and stokes his cheek with her left hand, "You want advice from an actual expert of women." Minato blushes but Tsukiumi's hair begins to whip back and forth,

"STAYTH OFF THY MAN!" Soi Fon grabs Minato's chin, "I'm sorry I really did not catch that, I was hoping to see this boy bleed like a virgin." Minato chuckles a little,

"Yeah about that, I lost my V-card when I was in the hospital." Soi Fon lets go of Minato's chin and she along with everybody gets that shocked expression, Tsukiumi blushes, Halibel begins to clap,

"Well well well, a wet beauty claiming her prize first, I'm impressed, Number 9." Unohana had already covered Ku's ears as Rukia looks at Tsukiumi, she is moving her wrist around a lot like Kaien Shiba did when he used Nejibana,

"Number 9..." She begins to remember that espada who was number nine that she fought and killed, Orihime goes over to Rukia, worried that she isn't feeling well, "Rukia?" She looks at Orihime, and hugs her, "Sorry if I scared you Orihime, I was reflecting." Orihime smiles and hugs back as Kazehana looks completely pissed even if she is a few buildings away, she could still hear everyone they said since sound travels through the air, Uzume smirks,

"I had a feeling Tsukiumi would be the first but the first isn't always the best, aren't I right Sis?" Kazehana smiles and spins around, "Love is only love when I can give it the best!" Hearts begin to come out of her, Uzume sighs, "Why am I always the only one taking this SERIOUSLY?" She charges and clashes against petals in the wind, both enjoying the fight yet they know deep down, they wish they could do something more fun. Toshiro gets aggravated, Momo takes his arm,

"What's wrong, Shiro?" He looks at her, "I would like this to get done so I can finally get to sleep." Momo sighs knowing that she is one of the reasons he hasn't gotten any sleep, Homura hears Toshiro and laughs,

"I can't agree with you more." Homura begins to set himself on fire, Yoruichi and Minato within the fire, their tops begin to burn off but the flames(Note: They jump into the fire, logic follows some burning of clothing is involved.), Homura feels Minato and Yoruichi's arms around him, and he thinks, "So I'm going to die with a guy who could have been a ok wingman and a smoking hot indian chick around me, I'm ok with that." As he thought that, he sees someone else enter the bright flames, his eyes widen by the sight of this stranger while outside of the flames, Soi Fon charges at it,

"Lady Yoruichi, I will save you!" She gets a little bit inside the flames but it pushes her out and her zanpakuto is glowing red and her skin is getting burn, she screams as she struggles to get her zanpakuto off of her arm, Orihime and Rukia rush over, Soi Fon get it off, Rukia begins to cool it down slowly as Orihime moves closer to Soi Fon and her injured arm, she punches the ground, "Damn it, I let my emotions cloud my judgment." Orihime bends down to check on Soi Fon's arm,

"Captain Soi Fon, maybe the only reason why your emotions cloud your judgment is because you were trained to never let your emotions show but now that someone has shown you how to open your heart, you just happen to be opening it at the wrong times." Soi Fon sighs and knows Orihime is somewhat right but she can't show it, Orihime smiles thinking she may have just spoken out of term as a burst of fire flies up into the air and everyone froze, staring at flames.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER... Preview Segment: The Author stands up, looking exhausted,

"Yes yet no! We have finally got to the ending of a chapter that had none of my current major original characters but not to the ending of the Homura arc epic fights, Musubi owning #86, Tsukiumi creeping out Oriha with her Water Festival attack that looks more like a Hydra." The Editor appears,

"Hello, where is the chapter I need to edit? The sooner I do it, the faster I can give myself some much needed brain soap to erase the horrible image of..." The Author hands him the chapter, "Here you go, and I thought I told you, that scene is not as you imagined." The editor take the chapter, "My friend, I was not going to refer to Homura, I was referring to Rukia's poor ash covered hand...anyway don't you have a guide to start guiding Author?" The Author face palms, "Oh crap! I got to get going, Editor I know you are busy so I'm soloing this one, bye." The Author runs into the hallway, the Editor begins to laugh, "You were going to do it by yourself anyway, after all, your fun story, I'm just here fixing errors and keeping your ideas balanced with some of my own ideas." The Editor vanishes as the Author enters that weird classroom like place he created last Preview Segment and sees all of the seats are filled with women wearing stealth force uniforms, and the new Lt. of Squad Two, Janic Kouken stands at the podium, he sees the Author,

"Greetings Creater!" The women look at attention when they all heard their Lt. call the Author 'Creater',

"Greetings Creater-sama!" They say, the Author smiles, "Hello everyone, what the hell is going on in here?" Janic pulls over a chair,

"I was about to finish up my briefing and now, they wanted to stay to listen to your guide thing." The author sits down and laughs, "Ladies and the only gentleman in the room, welcome to the crossover guide to my and my editor's minds, please forgive the Editor's absence, he is editing this as I speak, even if by the time people read this it will already be edited." He wheels himself over to the board as Janic sits down in the last seat that just magically appeared, "Now, Today's somewhat topic is the born sekirei." Five images pop up on the board behind the Author, and they are of Ichi, Niheru, Yuki and the last two have question marks over them, one of the women raises her hand,

"Umm...Author-sama, we were told that all of the sekirei were made in a yellowish spirit water that gave them their unique powers and appearances, how are these five sekirei considered 'Born'?" The Author stands up, that woman looks worried as sees that weird frozen spot where that voice was frozen, "That is a good question Miss, and the only way a sekirei can be born is..." That woman sits down, glad she did not become a frozen statue in this room but Reiten appears in the room, Janic and the women all bow,

"Author, cut the crap about the Beedrill and the Vesiaquen and get to the truth about why my son and the other sekirei had to really be born." The Author looks confused, "Reiten, I was going to get to that and now everyone is wondering what the hell you mean?" Reiten summons a remote control and hands it to the Author, "The Editor said you forgot this and also he wanted me to ruin this guide..." The women looked like they are about to uproar, Reiten smirks, "Looks like my work here is done." Reiten vanishes as the women begin to yell and demand answers, the author tries to speak,

"Tell us about the born sekirei NOW!" They scream, the Author pops a blood vessel and Janic ducks down, after seeing the Author's eyes, "He is about to do something epic, and hopefully not perverted." The Author holds up his right arm and looks ready to snap his fingers,

"Forgive me for the sin I'm about to comment." Janic's eyes widen, "Did he say sin?" Janic rushes at the Author, the women stop bitching and try to duck but everything is going in slow motion, "Dress Break!" Janic hears the snapping of the Author's fingers and he looks behind himself to see the clothes rip off the women like drunk virgins about to lose their virginities, Janic blushes as the women hide themselves,

"Pervert-sama! Why?" The women ask, the author sits down and blushes himself, "Why you ask? Women need to learn when to speak and when to listen, and none of you wanted to listen so I had to use my cruel power to address my rank over you..." He stands up and snaps his left fingers and the pieces of cloth that was the women's clothes reform on them as uniforms that nearly matches their captain's uniform minus the coat, Janic sighs as the women enjoy their new uniforms, "By the way, ladies, I'm sorry for stripping you before in such a vulgar way." The women all bow,

"Thank you for stripping us, Perverted Creater-sama." They all jump down from the desks and land on the Author, Janic sits in the corner, looking sadden by the lack of attention, "Pain in the ass Author, always having his fantasies lived out while me, and most of his ocs have to endure the torture of the plot without any rewards just suffering..." One of the women goes over to Janic, her chest bigger than average, and her hair is aqua blue, she wraps her arms around him,

"Lt. Kouken, you appeared to be lonely, I hope this is alright." Janic looks over his shoulder, "Its perfectly fine, Miss Yuu..." She puts her finger over his mouth, "I told you sir, please call me by my first name." Janic smiles, "Ok Miss Shizuka." She blushes a little not at the way he said her name but at the sight of his fit chest, "Ok, everyone, we need to get this finish up, so back to your seats, please." The women flash step back to their seats except for Shizuka and Janic, the author laughs a little, "Hey, Shizuka and Kouken, stop having a moment, save it for the next chapter and get your butts back to your seats." Janic stands up and helps Shizuka to her feet, the author begins to think to himself, 'He really is the bleach version of me minus my slight anger and weight control problems.' The Author sees everyone seated and he points to the board, "The reason why these five sekirei had to be born is because the five sekirei that were for their numbers, they did not escape the egg stage of their development and this wasn't found out until Takehito and Kisuke examined them and they reported the news to Lord Hio then number zero or the guy who just caused the confusion, came up with the idea of letting sekirei get...um together and thus the problem was fixed quickly." The Author looks at Janic, who wasn't paying attention, Shizuka also noticed and she sighs,

"Why weren't you paying attention, Lt. Kouken?" The other women nod in understanding of the Author as he moves the images on the board, "The only other thing I will say about the born sekirei is only one of them is a canon character..." He clears the board, "I hope you all enjoyed the crossover guide to my and my editor's minds, please come back for more in our next chapter, The Ashes of Battle Enter the War." The Author vanishes in a torrent of lava and everyone else flash steps away. (Author's note: I really do like the next chapter title, its better than this one at the moment.)