Celes' breakdown only brought a darker mood to the situation. It made everyone realize the severity of the situation. This fan fiction was so horrible, so stupid, that there was no doubt, with time, everyone would snap the same way.

They supposed the only reason why Monokuma didn't have everyone read it all at once, and all the chapters in one reading, was to extend the torture.

Monokuma walked quietly into the room, his arrival only marked by the cartoonish noises of his footsteps. "All right you bastards! I want Maizono and Leon!"

The students sighed, most in relief. Leon, however, protested, "Hey! Maizono and I have read the most chapters so far, and why did you only want us?"

Monokuma glared at him. (As much as a teddy bear can while being at least two feet shorter than Leon) "You two seem to keep your heads on during this, and I don't want a repeat of last time. So that's why I'm joining you this time. Consider me your friendly chaperone!"

Leon sighed and opened the laptop. "Let's see what we got."

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AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of Gerard

Maizono: I think you should apologize face to face. The internet is no place for these conversations.

but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom!

Leon: If you like the dude so much, why don't you buy your own poster?

Monokuma: Maybe she can't afford it. Just because you're going to be super rich one day playing baseball doesn't mean everyone else is successful. Way to pick on the poor!

Maizono: You're… defending her?

PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

Leon: I'll stop when you spell 'flaming' right.

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Monokuma: X

Maizono: Stop, please stop.

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

Monokuma: Now mean old Dumbledore is going to ruin everything!

Maizono: He's not mean, he just doesn't like Ebony, and I agree they are despicable snobs.

Leon: Actually her name's Enoby-

"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

Maizono: Probably because you keep saying Voldemort wrong.

Monokuma: But it says in an 'evil' voice. Grammatical mistakes are not worth acting evil over.

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco.

Leon: Go Dumbledore!

Maizono: Leave Draco to die!

Monokuma: The both of you are heartless! Talking about someone dying so nonchalantly, it's sickening.

Leon & Maizono: …

Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away.

Maizono: Ok, I'll admit that's very irresponsible for a staff member to treat and abandon his students that way.

Leon: But he is right about Enoby and Draco causing trouble.

Monokuma: No, all they did was do it in the Forbidden Forest! Everything else is someone else's fault.

Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

Leon: Why is Vampire calling Draco his? Fujisaki said that Vampire and Enoby were screwing each other.

Maizono: And I don't understand the author's logic. Gay guys can be just as ugly or good looking as other guys. Also didn't you say that almost all of the guys are bi?

Leon: Another thing, why would you get attracted to guys who wouldn't be attracted to you?

Monokuma: Look at you two, acting like a team, even though you killed each other! But come on, straight guys are so boring! That's why they invented slash!

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood.

Monokuma: Look at him, heartbroken over his old lover!

Leon: I'm still pretty sure that vampires don't cry blood. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Then he had a brainstorm.

Maizono: I don't think you can have a brainstorm by yourself. My bandmates and I hold brainstorms all the time to come with lyrics to our songs.

Leon: Really? I thought somebody else did that for you.

"I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

Leon: Had an idea? Where did it go?

Monokuma: Maybe it went to the same place your brain did.

Maizono: That's low, even for you!

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell.

Maizono: That's specific.

Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!

Leon: Just like that? Wouldn't there be a bunch of guards of something stopping them from doing something like that so easily?

Maizono: And I'm pretty sure that no one can… what was it called again? Teleport in or out of Hogwarts.

Monokuma: It's called apperation, and they are always exceptions to the rules. Dumbledore can do it.

Maizono: Yeah, but he's Dumbledore and Vampire is just a student.

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say.

Leon: Croon? What is that supposed to mean?

Maizono: *flips through dictionary* It's a verb, meaning to sing in a low soft voice.

"Allah Kedavra!"

Monokuma: Now guess, who died from that killing curse?

Leon: Maybe Vampire?

Maizono: But she spelled it wrong, so it shouldn't work. And isn't Allah the Muslim word for God?

It was…

Monokuma: Can't you feel the suspense?

…

Monokuma: We need a drumroll!

Come on! Somebody!

Leon: badadum badadum badadum…

…..

Monokuma: Can you feel the suspense?

Maizono: You already said that.

Voldemort!

Maizono: She spelled it right. She actually did it.

Monokuma: You guys looking forward to next chapter?

Leon: Stop ruining the moment!

Monokuma: T-t-t-that's all folks! Tune in next time!