Monokuma wasted no time with introductions. "Fujisaki, Ishimaru and Yamada!"

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Fujisaki: That seemed rather rushed…

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Ishimaru: She keeps saying such things, how can a person have such disrespect for their body and safety?

Yamada: Some people consider it… cool. Or even hot.

Ishimaru: Huh?

Fujisaki: Um, let's continue.

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"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

Fujisaki: What is she mad about?

Yamada: No clue.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted.

Ishimaru: I'm confused.

I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire.

Yamada: I've seen purple prose, but who spends three sentences describing a key?

Fujisaki: Also, I'm pretty sure they don't sell keys like that.

I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed.

Yamada: Vampires don't have blood! It ruins the whole point, even worse than-

Fujisaki: We don't talk about that franchise.

Yamada: It's not like Voldemort, we're allowed to say its name-

Fujisaki: I just don't want Ishimaru to find out about it.

Ishimaru: What are you talking about?

Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

Yamada: If these things actually existed, I'd say it's product placement.

Fujisaki: But why is there Biology in a wizarding school?!

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out.

Ishimaru: This outfit can't be school regulation!

Yamada: But Ms. Enoshima's skirt is so short it doesn't seem physically possible not to see anything. And I thought you weren't allowed to wear hoodies.

Ishimaru: Naegi told me it was a safety helmet. Also at the time, I had not received the school guidelines, so I could not properly judge, and I didn't want to wrongly persecute someone.

Yamada: But you don't know Hogwarts' dress code either.

Ishimaru: …

Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar.

Fujisaki: That has nothing to do with Biology. Does she mean Transfiguration? But those two words aren't even close to each other.

Yamada: Aren't you going to question that she's turning a symbol into a physical object?

Fujisaki: It's magic.

Yamada: Which would also explain everything else, right?

Fujisaki: …

Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

Yamada: That isn't even possible!

Fujisaki: Magic can explain everything, right?

Ishimaru: And if you don't know what the rules are, you can't enforce them.

Yamada: …

"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time.

Ishimaru: What on earth would make you want to die? He needs serious help, and if being cool means harming yourself and dating willy-nilly, I want nothing to do with it!

Fujisaki: I-I don't think most people act like this, and if they did, the only people who would want to be with them is others like them.

Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…

Fujisaki: Enough with the dots! It's annoying and serves no point!

Yamada: Are you both ignoring Draco being all over her?

Ishimaru: Fictional relationships are not my business.

Fujisaki: I'm ignoring it. I have to, otherwise…

. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class!

Yamada: Product placement!

Fujisaki: But it's more negative, since I'm not sure if I want to listen to these bands if she likes them.

His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson

Yamada: Blah, blah, blah, we don't care!

Fujisaki: Also didn't she say a while back that there's no way she would write 'cross'?

(AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

Ishimaru: Then why can't I leave from this horrible grammar?

Yamada: If only leaving was so easy.

Fujisaki: Stupid Monokuma.

Monokuma: What was that?

Fujisaki: N-nothing, um, no-nothing a-at all!

"OMFG." I said after he was finished.

Ishimaru: It's not a real word!

*somewhere in the distance* Leon: Omf…omf…gh…. Omf-fu-guh… fu fugah…

Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them.

Fujisaki: Of course they would be staring! That was probably the most interesting thing that's happened in that class all year!

Yamada: The most interesting thing?

Fujisaki: You know what I mean! I-it's just that… it would be a normal reaction.

"I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch)

Yamada: Then why are you comparing yourself to her?

and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands.

Ishimaru: They're still in class! They shouldn't be able to leave!

Loopin shouted at us

Fujisaki: What is he doing here? He was a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher!

Yamada: Also, in this story, he's a pedophile who got shot a gazillion times and sent to St. Mungo's, pardon me, St. Mango's.

but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether.

Ishimaru: This doesn't seem to make sense in social context. Do I not understand something?

Fujisaki: You're fine… this just isn't normal behavior.

Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then.

Yamada: More product placement! Another concert!

Fujisaki: …

Monokuma: Leon could have won that bet, if he just waited a couple of chapters.

We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

Ishimaru: I don't see what's so shocking.

Fujisaki: Neither do I.

Yamada: I find it shocking that this story took so long to be taken down.

Monokuma: What shocking new things will happen next time? Will somebody crack under the pressure? Find out in Chapter 16! Upupu… Good night, and good luck!

Fujisaki: Wait, is somebody listening?

Monokuma: Shut up! I'm doing a monologue! This is my time! My time!