Death and Merging, War and Love
A/N: Hmm...it has come to my attention via reviewer's and Editor's opinion that there has been a good amount of Love and Merging in the story but where is the war and death? That is a good question and hopefully with in the next two chapters, if I can get them written without life delaying my creativity, you all shall see the dawning of a coming war. Please enjoy.
(Warning: Editor hasn't edited this fully yet so we apologize for anything errors that you may find. Thank you for understanding and you all are great.)
Chapter 15: The Vast Blue Sky
Above the skies of the Soul Society, admist the clouds sits six palaces, five smaller palaces floating around one large tower like structure and this is where the Spirit King and his personal Royal Guard (Note which will be called the Five Shields of Squad Zero for this fanfiction) live. Inside of the palace known as the Kirin Palace, several hot spring workers dressed in weird looking outfits, that are composed of Super Reishi which helps protect them from the dangerous effects of the spirit particle enriched water, tend to Senshumaru Shutara as she and Hikifune soak themselves after an easy yet mundane task of placing Jinki in the world of the Living.
"This feels wonderful!" Hikifune says with such joy as she blushes as her body expands back out due to her spirit energy not being actively used. Shutara sits quietly in the water, appearing rather deep in thought as Kirinji aka the Hot Spring Demon walks over.
"Is everything to your liking Hikifune-san and Shutara-san?" He asks as Hikifune nods quickly.
"I'm enjoying your white Bone pool or what ever it's called." Hikifune says right before she stretches out her arms. Shutara feels Hikifune's hand brush against her side.
"What is he planning?" Shutara speaks this aloud which cause Kirinji and Hikifune to look at her with a strange face.
"Is something on your mind, Shutara-san?" Shutara looks over at Kirinji and she just shakes her head.
"Nothing is the matter...I am just overthinking." Kirinji laughs for a brief second. Hikifune rolls her eyes as she makes her way out of the pool of hot water.
"Thanks for the soak." Kirinji nods and Hikifune leaves. Shutara looks over at Kirinji.
"Can you give me some time to myself please?" She asks and he obilges her request though he doesn't leave fast enough. She breathes a deep sigh but she sinks her mouth under the water.
'Seriously, why in all of the soul society would Lord Hio want the Jinki crystals in the world of the living? It doesn't make any sense to me...' Her deep thoughts leave her blind to her environment as Lord Hio appears behind her, his very presence has all of the minions of Squad Zero who follow Kirinji stay away.
"To answer your question, Shutara, The destiny that I have plotted out is finally playing out and if things go the way I know they will...more than one war will come to an end." He says as everything seems to go black.
Back in the world of the Living, a heliocaptor leaves the park where Shina had just defeated the abused Hammer sekirei. He and Yukari are sitting at a park bench, he is back in his normal clothing, for he was sick of the disguise that did not work, as he waits for Yukari to get out of her fantasy of gropping Tsukiumi's ample chest. She finally get out of her fantasy and her eyes lock on to Shina.
"Shina, I know I may have asked this hundred times already but you aren't hurt anywhere are you?" She say in an overcaring manner as Shina shakes his head.
"I feel alright and I don't have any injuries." He states in his usual calm and collected attitude.
"Thank goodness." She grabs his arm and brings it to her chest, he blushes softly. "I don't know what I would do if you got hurt, Shina." He begins to think of how she would act if he was hurt and he pics her using a chainsaw to massacre anyone in the area.
"I really don't know what I'd do if any had to you as well, Yukari." She leads on him and they share a somewhat romantic moment on that bench in the middle of the park, where anybody could come up and ruin the moment. Something or someone drops from the tree behind the bench and with two swift chaps to the back of the neck, Yukari and Shina are unconscious and the one who did it was a woman with old woman white hair, wears glasses and has a mole right in the center of her forehead, she could pass for a secretary for a big business. Kakizaki walks up with two other sekirei, one weilds a spear and the other likes like a gymnist with short hair and isn't wearing a sports bra.
"Well done Kochou. I don't remember you being able to do such a thing." She smiles at the complement that really doesn't seem like a complement.
"Thank you Master and tacticians need more than just a brain to survive in this crazy game." He nods at her remark.
"That be very true." He snaps his fingers and the gymnist sekirei grabs Yukari while Kochou places a note with a flash drive right next to Shina. "With that, Higa's plot to weaken the north and the far north ashikabi has began." He say as the spear woman smirks.
"Now its time for us to get back and for number ten to stay with the plan." She says as they all leave the park.
Later on in the night, near the Higa controlled hospital that her ashikabi is being cared for at, Uzume is stuck on the phone, her face is far from being joyous as the conversation continues to upset her.
"Why them? They haven't done anything wrong to you or Higa! ...You think this is mad?! I know you and your little whore live, and you know very well what I can do with only using the band from a pair of your whity tighties..." She pauses as the person (Kakizaki if you didn't already guess that it is him she is talking to), her eyes are fuelled with rage begin to fill with some sadness.
"Leave Chiho out of this...and I'll do want you want..." She than shuts the phone and smashes into the ground as she begins to break down in tears. Each thought is of what she has had to do to keep her master safe, her hand are stained in blood that she can't easily remove. Every fiber of her being is telling her that she shouldn't do it yet she convinced herself that it was for everyone she cared about. And now she is faced with a horrid choice, defeat the many people that she grew to love when living with Miya or risk her ashikabi's safety to protect her friends. She hasn't the clue what she should do, all she knows is what ever choice she does make, there will be no turning back. She wollows in her despair in the shadows all the while Reiten watched. He sighs.
'Tough choice, but if it was me, I'd picked decapitating Higa and Kaki...what ever that fools name is. It would mean save her friends and keeping little Chiho safe in the hospital because the moment Higa dies, all of his sekirei go with him...and if that doesn't happen with his death I'll be amazed and I'll have the chance to do it myself...' Reiten's thoughts seem like he has started a conversation with himself in a sense. '...It kind of sucks to be a form an in game moderator, playing the game while not having to deal with the risks of the game master's rule changes...but seriously, I still willn't understand why we let japanese Michael Jackson be the game master? Maybe its because me and Tsukasa thought it be more fun for everyone with a mortal psychotic manic in control than a pair of immortal cruelly sadistic genus like we are...and why does Niumi and Sakuya keep trying to tell me to go on a vacation; why the fuck do they want me to go on a fancy vaccum cleaner?' He disappears to continue his thinking else where.
The next day, Minato, Ku, Musubi, and Tsukiumi are at the hospital to love for Ku's missing teddy bear, Tsukiumi has chosen to come along to protect Minato and to keep her eye on him for she does not trust Musubi around Minato (mainly because Tsukiumi is a jealous bitch lol). They all reach the recipsionist's desk, though the lady isn't much help do to Ku's limited detail on Chiho. Ku turns around out of the blue and she spots Uzume, who was getting some fresh clothes and bed sheets for Chiho.
"Uzume!" Minato and everyone looks and they rush over in a calm manner to get Uzume, who bears a false smile on her as they begin to catch up a bit.
At the same moment in Higa's office, Kakizaki, and Kochou bring a tablet with live security feed of the hospital before Higa.
"So the north has unexpectedly walked into the lion's den...interesting." Higa says with his business tone of voice, commanding yet composed as he watches Uzume take Minato and his sekirei up to meet Chiho.
"Yes it is and I was hoping to led number ten some assistance." Kakizaki asks, Higa nods.
"Take #18 Ichiya, #16 Toyotama, and #31 Sai to provide assistance...but." Kakizaki adjusts his glasses after Higa took a pause. "If the situation begins to head south, I want you to retreat and I don't want any of my sekirei lost like the last time we faced off with the north." Kakizaki nods.
"I will do my best not to displease you." Kakizaki leaves and Kochou gets herself back to work as Higa breathes a sigh.
'After all, I need my full force since I am also challenging the Far North as well.' He leans back and relaxes in his fancy office chair.
An hour or so passes and back at the hospital, in Chiho's room, everyone seems to be getting along nicely. Uzume scratches her head as she looks over a Musubi and Tsukiumi.
"I know I should have call and told you guys what has been going on and I'm sorry about that but I was hoping you two could do me a favor."
"A favor?" Musubi respond with a question.
"Its kind of a private matter, so would you mind if we take it outside?" Uzume says with an innocent wink, Tsukiumi and Musubi nod and the three of them leave the room as Ku and Chiho begin to hit it off.
"Uzume did give me a birdie outfit, a mousie outfit, and..." Chiho begins to giggle like the girl she is as Minato looks around and begins to wonder were Musubi, Tsukiumi, and Uzume went.
"I'm sorry Sahashi-san, Uzume said she'd only be a minute."
"Oh no, I'm not worried." He says just as something chances his eye outside of the window, and when he looks out it he sees Kakizaki doing something in the shadows and Minato gets a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. "My throat is kind of dry, so while I got to get a drink, please make sure Ku stays out of trouble."
"That is fine, and she willn't be a problem." Chiho says, Minato nods and leaves the room. He makes it quickly outside and when he gets closer to where Kakizaki was standing.
"It seems that number ten has started dealing with the North's sekirei and we are in position to assist if the time comes." Minato's eyes widen when he lays eyes on the three sekirei that Kakizaki has with him and Minato begins to makes his way over to where Musubi and Tsukiumi are. Both of the sekirei are clueless on what Uzume wants as she descends from a nearby tree in her combat white outfit.
"The Veiled Sekirei!" Tsukiumi yells as Uzume lifts up her veil to reveal that she has been the one behind that veil the whole time.
"Uzume? ...You have been the Veiled Sekirei this whole time?" Musubi asks as she shakes in shock and in excitement. Uzume looks at them with a soul-less glaze.
"Yes I have been, I could say how I was trick into becoming this assassin but that would be a lie and it would defeat the purpose of why I asked you two out here." Tsukiumi and Musubi take a step back.
"Why did you ask us out here?" Uzume smirks.
"Can you please die for me?" Before they could respond, Uzume had lunged herself at Tsukiumi though Musubi quickly moves in front of Tsukiumi thus Locking fists with Uzume. "I, Number 10, Uzume here by challenge you."
"I, number 88, Musubi accept!" Musubi and Uzume head butt one another and give each other some space as they both soon regret the head butting. After a minute or two of the word 'owie' being used, Tsukiumi sits back and watches as two of her friends begin to do battle.
On the twenth first floor of Teito Tower, Uryu is about to board the elevator when Shigo and Akiza leave the elavator than apawn passing by him, he spots something on Shigo's wrist that catches his eye.
'Was that what I think it was?' He thinks to himself as he walks into the closest room so he doesn't look suspecious. About a minute later Uyru walks back out and carefully walks down the hall. 'I need answers, I'm tired of being left out in the dark by everyone and I'm tired of this horrid color that I'm forced to wear.' He grinds his tired as he removes every once of purple off of his body and now he is down to a white undershirt and a pair of blue boxers that have a white cross design on each pants leg that most would think are a pair of shorts. He than notices a door that wasn't all the way shut, he goes over and when he peers in, his eyes widen beyond what most would think is natural.
All the way over at the Kouken residence, the soul reapers have gathered in Janic's new training grounds, Toshiro looks toward Unohana, and Isane.
"Captain Unohana, do you know why we were called here?" Unohana nods.
"Captain Hitsugaya, I believe that we all have been asked here so we may finally learn the true reason why we Shinigami have been asked to join in this crazy game of love manipulating fate." As Unohana finished, Soi Fon looks frustrated.
"Where in the hell is my new Luitentent? I swear he never is around when he needs to be." Soi Fon says with a somewhat familar bitchy attitude, Yoruichi flicks her in the head.
"I swear Soi Fon, I think you need some anger management classes and besides, Janic-san will be informed by Kisuke later of all nessesary information that is told here." Soi Fon bites her tongue for she knows that making a comment right now would only prove Yoruichi right. Ichigo, Rukia, and Orihime look rather tired of wait. Yoruichi looks over at them. "Come on you three, look like a bunch of grumps. At least try to look more composed." They look a little less frustraighted than they were. Halibel watches as Momo and Rangiku complete some of their backed up paperwork.
"Why do you guys do paperwork? It confuses me so." Halibel says with a huge question mark over her head.
"We have to do paperwork in order so that weaker soul reapers can understand how we Luitentents handle our jobs and so our superiors think we are doing our jobs right." Rangiku says as a look of distain over comes Momo's face.
"With what little work you do, I'm surprised you haven't been demoted." Rangiku pops a blood vessel.
"I might not always do my paperwork, it does not mean I don't do my job as Captain Hitsugaya likes me to do it!" She bellows out as Toshiro sighs.
"The day she does her job the way I want her to do her job is the day, she either dies or is kidnapped by a gang of male prostitues and forced to do their taxes." He whispers into Halibel's ear and she giggles. Kenpachi looks over at Unohana, but they do not speak to one another, Yachiru tugs on Kenpachi's pant's leg.
"Kenny, why are you always so quiet around Uno-sama?" Kenpachi doesn't answer Yachiru at first but with a glare from Unohana makes him think out wise.
"Well Yachiru, its a long story and right now I don't think this is the best place to tell a long story." Yachiru looks upset by Kenny's answer.
"Come on Kenny! You always do this, you say you'll tell me something important or special, before you even can you either get into a fight or a boring meeting!" Kenny sighs.
"I promise Unohana and I will tell you the story of why I am so quiet around her." Unohana glances over.
"I would be delighted to help you Captain Zaraki, but only if you ask me nicely." She says as Kenpachi looks worried and just be he could begin to ask, a senkaimon opens up and a white hell butterfly appears out of it with the ever royal figure that is Lord Hio, the Leader of the Zero Division and Prince of all Souls. Everyone stands up, and bows to him.
"Mostly everyone is here but those who aren't, all have good reasoning not to be here especially the quincy." When Lord Hio said that, Ichigo and Orihime look around to see that Chad, Uyru, Mayuri, and Nemu aren't around. "You all are wondering why I called this meeting, and why I stated my first statement they way I did..." Lord Hio pauses for a moment to take in the looks of confusion on almost everyone's faces. "It's quite simple really. I'm here because its time for you all to finish what the Captain Commander started over a thousand years ago without my permission." Unohana's eyes widen.
"So you are saying that we are going to be..."
"Yes Yachiru Retsu dear, you all are going to be doing that." Lord Hio interrupts Unohana but what he said has everyone else a bit lost though Ichigo looks ready to have an outburst.
"Forgive me but Commander of Squad Zero, can you please explain what you are talking about to the rest of us?" Toshiro asks calmly, forcing Ichigo to relax and begin using his head once more.
"Oh thats right, you all have no idea what I'm talking about and so..." He says as his face turns a bit more serious.
"Our involvement with the so called Wagtail plan was only a farce...out real goal was to draw out the Quincies and elimated any and all who dare to threaten gencidal war on the Soul Soceity and on my family." Everyone is in a state of shock.
"What? The Quincies were extinct with Uyru Ishida and Ryuken Ishida beginning the only Quincies left?" Momo says. Lord Hio shakes his head no.
"If the Quincies were extinct, I would not be here right now and you all would have put an end to this sadistic game that plays with the lives of so many people." Lord Hio says.
"So Lord Hio, may I ask why are the sekirei so important to your plan? After all, you don't seem like the kind of person to have hide a group of spirit beings from the eyes of the soul society without good reason." Ichigo ask which surprises a few people.
"As some of you may already be aware of, the sekirei are zanpakuto." Everyone looks stunned by this except for Unohana, Toshiro, and Yoruichi. "And before you ask, they all were zanpakuto that either haven't been able to locate wielder or the one who is to be their wielder hasn't entered the soul society yet." Ichigo looks confused.
"Now I got more questions...one I thought zanpakuto were born with their wielder's soul? Two What is the true meaning for the Sekirei Plan? Because we all know that it isn't this weird game were a man wearing all white...wait a minute is that Minaka guy a quincy too?" Ichigo asks his questions that everyone is wanting to ask but they weren't sure how to ask. Lord Hio sighs.
"There is always one of those people at the meetings who askes all of the questions...oops I normally wouldn't say that aloud." Lord Hio recovers from his rare momentary heckup. "Not all zanpakuto are born along side their wielder, there are many zanpakuto that have had many masters. For example..." Lord Hio walks over to Toshiro. "Captain Hitsugaya's zanpakuto has had six other wielders and out of all seven of them only Toshiro and the first one have mastered him to the Bankai level." Lord Hio walks back to the center of the floor so everyone can hear him.
"The true meaning of the Sekirei plan was to: help the zanpakuto develop social skills which would helps them bond with people easier. Next, we had to figure out what abilities each zanpakuto had so we can make sure that the one that was meant to wield them could in fact have the capability to one day control the zanpakuto's Bankai. Lastly, so the zanpakuto could let loose some of there frustraightions in a controlled combat environment...though this Sekirei plan would be only the third one we have ever had to do since it is so rare for a hundred zanpakuto not to be able to find their wielder..." Lord Hio pauses again so he doesn't lose track of his thoughts for he has some many other things on his mind that are a little too complex for the average every day soul reaper to even comperhend.
"Wait, my Lord, you are saying that this kind of game has happened before?" Rukia asks. Lord Hio nods.
"That is what I am saying though this time, the combat environment is far from mentally stable, don't get me wrong the physical environment of the Teito is in near perfect condition but the added straight that romance adds has taken its toll on all of the humans who have ended up twisted in this thanks to Hiroto Minaka, a half blood quincy." Everyone nods. Orihime raises her hand. Lord Hio turns to her. "You may speak Fullbringer." Orihime bows her head out of formal respect.
"Lord Hio, why haven't you take care of the Quincies long before now?" Lord Hio smirks.
"That is a great question, Inoue. And I will admit, a thousand years ago, I wasn't as observene as I should have been of the Soul Society for I was trying to deal with the abnormal amounts of Hollows in parts of Europe and North Africa so that left room for the Quincy to grow in number and cause a massively violent battle, though I had fore-seen this battle coming, I wasn't able to see the ending..." Lord Hio say with a bit of a woe. "But now, after a thousand years of waiting, I am using these soon to be zanpakuto as bait though it is dangerous to do so because in the specially designed bodies the sekirei are in houses their souls sphere like cores that can be influenced by large amounts of spirit energy, so in essense, the quincy could force the sekirei to become their zanpakuto." Everyone was taken back by this but they all manage to put their feelings in the pit of their stomachs.
"What is the plan, Lord Hio?" They ask and he begins to lay out the plans before them.
Back at the hospital, Minato and Tsukiumi stand and watch as Uzume and Musubi give each other their fullest. Cloth rips, the parklot cracks, and trees snap in two, neither Musubi not Uzume are giving an inch as Uzume entangles Musubi in cloth and than jumps up so she could use the sun to blind side Musubi with her next attack. Uzume drops like a bullet as her right hand is wrapped in cloth for her Shoal Blade, Musubi luckily moves herself just enough to where only her cothes and the cloth binding her would be cut thus Musubi jump back to get some distance away from Uzume.
"You're strong, Uzume." Musubi says while in the middle of a brief pant. Uzume, who also had a brief moment of breathelessness, smiles.
"You're not half bad yourself, Musubi." Both sekirei, no, both women get back into a fighting stance. "But I can't afford to lose this!" Uzume charges, Shoal Blade first.
"Neither can I!" Musubi says dodging Uzume's attack at the espence of losing what little of her top she still had left. They once again trade attacks like trading cards as Kakizaki gives the signal for Ichiya, Toyotama, and Sai to give assistance to Uzume, and their first target is the unsuspecting Tsukiumi. Minato starts to look around because something doesn't feel right.
"Minato, are you alright?" Tsukiumi asks though she will not be getting an answer due to Ichiya's foot making a nice appearance to her face, Tsukiumi barely dodges the kick from Ichiya's gymnist leg.
"I am Number 18 Ichiya." Ichiya controls her joints like each one is double jointed, trying to land a hit on Tsukiumi, who can't find a way to counter attack until Ichiya knees Tsukiumi right in the gut; that is when Tsukiumi smirks.
"And I am Number 9, Tsukiumi...Water Celebration!" Tsukiumi thrusts a huge volume of water from her hand, and Ichiya has been sent a few feet away. Tsukiumi chuckles as Ichiya is wet and on all fours. "Thy Bitch sits wet waiting for thou master to command thee." Ichiya growls and rushes back over, feet first. Tsukiumi and Ichiya continue to duke it out as Musubi is forced into a corner by Uzume, both of girls don't realize that Sai and Toyotama about to intervene in their fair duel. Sai unveils a huge hidden blade from under her right priestess sleeve and blindly slashes at Musubi, who jumps away. Uzume sees that Kakizaki has put himself in the middle of what is her battle. Toyotama was about to jab when Uzume does the unthinkable and knocks her down also takes her pole arm.
"Why are you two interfereing with my battle?" Uzume asks in a stern tone. Sai takes a step back from the battle worn Musubi.
"Its simple number 10...we are doing what out master wants us to do." Sai walks over to Uzume and looks into her eyes. "What would your master want you to do if she was in your position?" Uzume's eyes widen as Sai starts to play a little mind game that usual would not work but due to Uzume's unstable mental state, it works.
'Chiho...would you want me to keep protecting you even if it means I would have to destroy people I love to do so? Or would you want me to keep my friends safe at the risk of your life?' Uzume asks herself as she unconsciously drops the pole arm right back into Toyotama's hands.
"She is always so easy to influence...no wonder she is in this situation." Toyotama says in a cold manner which made Musubi's blood boil.
"Shut your mouth!" Musubi screams, Toyotama looks over and prepares to charge. "Uzume is strong and caring person, that puts everyone else's needs before her own." Toyotama charges and jabs at Musubi. Musubi is dodging the jabs and slashes.
"Sure. You think she is all noble just because she is spending her time by her diseased master. Than you don't know anything about her!" Musubi begins to slow down and she is taking some damage. "She has selfishly murdered other sekirei just so she could think she is protecting her master when Higa-sama isn't really keeping the girl against her well." Musubi grabs the pole arm by the bladed tip.
"Your wrong." Musubi's hand begins to bleed as Uzume, who has been listening and watching the conversation unfold, begins to shed a tear.
"How am I wrong?" Toyotama demands.
"Your wrong because anyone who cries when a friend is getting hurt, isn't selfish or a meanie!" Musubi pulls the pole arm out of Toyotama's hands and throws it in the air for its bladed end to meet a mass of orange flames.
"Sorry we late. Matsu was worried that something bad had happened." Toyotama grabbed the only useable part of her pole arm that was left and she along with Sai are forced away from Uzume and Musubi by petal filled winds.
"It looks like she was right." Homura and Kazehana appear to even the odds and go thing they did show up but Uzume and Musubi fall to their knees from exhaust though Musubi is looking a little light headed as well. Kakizaki has the gut feeling that this is going to be a lost cause and so he holks his horn two times.
"It looks like we have to retreat." Ichiya says as she jumps away.
"Get back her!" Tsukiumi yells, knowing that she could have won the battle is it had continued. Toyotama and Sai get a nasty look on their face.
"We're not leaving with taking one of you fools out!" They scream as their eyes are glued to the weary Musubi. Toyotama and Sai sprint, weapons at the ready. Homura and Kazehana try to intercept them but they are too slow to react as everyone's eyes widen at the sight of whom has taken the deadly blows from the charred pole arm and the sharp hidden blade. Uzume falls onto Musubi, blood leaks out of her back as Toyotama and Sai flee like the cowards they are. Everyone gathers around Uzume as someone watches from them from the roof of the hospital. The moment is veiled in a depressing fog as the person watching from the roof grabs a phone and calls someone else.
"Yeah. Number ten has fallen...the time is nearing closer for the engagement to end and the forlorned preparations for the ceremony to begin." The stranger dressed in white disappears from the roof.
To Be Continued...
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Omake: Team Reiten VS Team Miya, Round One The Pillow Flight? Part One
In a weird blank dimension, Reiten and Miya sit in thrones made of silver and amaphyest while their respective teams are at tables; Reiten's table is similar to King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table though his team is acting more like morden men than Honor Bound Knights, and Miya's table is a more asian long dinner table and all of her team is sitting in a lady like manner.
"Onii-Chan, will you allow me to choose what shall be the first event for the Reiten vs Miya games?" Reiten chuckles at Miya.
"I know most may have figured this out that you really aren't my sister, we just treat each other a lot like family so we started calling one another siblings...you may pick the event if you wish, for I have my five squads of trios paired up in my mind for any thing you could dish up." Miya nods at her brotherly non-brother.
"I guess no one can particapate in more than one event until everyone has particapated in at least one event, right Onii-Chan?" Reiten gives her a thumbs up and Miya smirks. "Perfect! Than the first event shall be the Pillow Flight!" Reiten smirks.
"Odd choice for you Miya. I would have never guessed that you would have chosen an event that would bring out the sexual fantasies of both genders." Miya giggles.
"Its wouldn't be any fun for the readers if I would have picked some silly foot." Reiten sighs.
"Well too bad if its not fun for them, this part of the story isn't important...its more of an excuse for the author to test out different ideas and to give some of the characters he either hasn't been using in the plot some screen time or abuse cannon characters that he may not be liking at the moment." Miya sighs as well.
"Well when you put it like that, I guess I'm give the readers a treat." Reiten laughs.
"They got a very nice treat when Takehito dominated you before their imaginations." Miya blushes a little as Reiten snaps his fingers and out of the blankest of dimension they are in forms several skyscrapers that reach far up into a aqua green sky as three representives of his team are walking on the sides of the buildings as if it was natural for them to do so.
"I guess this place is the battlefield for our first event huh?" Seo says in his usual tone of voice as Chad nods. Sano looks around.
"I guess we are in an event for big city brawl, or something like that." Sano notices that the sky begins to rain pillows.
"What the...?" The males say in an echo as the sounds of girlish giggles fill the air.
"You boys look so clueless." Fuku says as she appears with the Thunder Sluts in tow.
"Fuku? What are you doing in the first game?" Fuku giggles at Sano's question.
"I'm here out of luck cause I was trying to find the bathroom and I picked the door that leads here and I took Haihane's place in this event." Sano sighs as Miya and Reiten appear as Projections.
"The first event called The Pillow Flight, you will have one hour for this event and which ever team gets the most points wins." Reiten says and he looks like he is about to begin the game.
"Brother, you can't just tell them that little bit of info and expect them to know how to play." Reiten sighs.
"Why should I explain the rules to something that is so simple that even Peter Griffon from Family Guy could do it without an explanation?" Miya face palms.
"The Explanation is not for them it is for the readers so they can understand that each team can score points by hitting one of their opponents with a pillow and sending them flying more than seven feet away and they also must know that if they are able to send someone into the bonus height zone, the person who performed the amazing smack gets their team three more points." Miya says as Reiten nods.
"Well the readers could have just guessed how the scoring system worked for the Pillow Flight but I guess that ship has sailed." The particapates all look gloomy and impatient.
"Are we ever going to start the fucking pointless pillow fight that seems like an epic piece of filler at the ends of this chapters that the author takes forever to write and/or post?" Sano says as Reiten and Miya glare over at him.
"We were about to start this young man but since you opened your mouth, and the fact it is almost new years, we are going to be ending this part of this Omake here. I hope you are happy." Miya said as Sano gets dirty looks from everyone, even you readers if you want to be giving him a dirty look.
Omake to be ended at the ending of the next chapter...
"Well, I know I haven't had a very scribitive year on fanfiction but I do enjoy writing and I'll keep doing it until I can't type anymore or until I get a job that takes up more than 20 hours of my week." I, the author, said as the editor readies the glasses full of alcohol.
"And from both of us here at Death and Merging, War and Love fan fiction writing corp. We wish you all had a Merry Christmas (or any Holiday you have chosen to celebrate) and Hope you all have a Happy and Creative New Year!" The editor and I cling our glasses and enjoy a drink for the New Year.
"Next Time, Tower of Mass Confusion. We hope you join us!" Both of say in a cliche and cheesy way that seems comfortable.