(AN: I am so sorry about the delays with this story. I can now settle into a schedule, with updates every week on Saturdays, alternating between this and F6, which is basically this but with Dangan Ronpa fanfics. *Not subtle advertising* But, as a apology, you're getting chapters of both today! )

"Celes, Fujisaki, and Yamada!" Monokuma announced.

"Hey wait, how is everyone still alive? What's going on up there?" Maizono asked. "Naegi, is he…?"

"Fuhgeddaboudit." Monokuma said, ignoring her.

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AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11

Celes: God damn it.

Fujisaki: Indeed

frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11

Yamada: Poorblood? I'd say so.

Celes: What two low-life wizards would produce such disappointing offspring? Bellatrix's husband, what was his name?

Fujisaki: Nah, her parents are so worthless that they weren't even mentioned in story.

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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert.

Fujisaki: Another concert? What does that make, three?

Yamada: Actually, two, unless you do count the concert with the fake band.

Celes: Why are you actually paying attention to these sorts of things, piggy?

Yamada: I'm sorry! This little piggy is sorry!

Celes: Little, huh?

It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.

Yamada: This disconnect between these sentences is ridiculous.

Celes: Also, adding 'sadly' or similar adjectives doesn't make it "gothic", it's just angsty.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).

Fujisaki: Very angsty.

Celes: And definitely not hot.

Fujisaki: And what does being bi have to do with attractiveness?

Yamada: No clue. I understand the "want what you can't have" desires with yaoi and yuri, but this… yeah, no idea.

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare

Celes: Didn't know Draco had a rabbit.

Yamada: Or is it a Weasley? You know, cause they breed like...

Celes: Oh, sick. That was a sick joke. Your sense of humor is improving.

went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)

Fujisaki: Boo! Not funny!

I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)

Yamada: I'd rather not. Even an 8th grader's deviant art project would look better than that.

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.

Celes: I stopped giving a damn a long time ago.

Fujisaki: I wish I could stop caring, then I could stop being infuriated by this… this… atrocity.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door.

Yamada: It's bad enough the plot is idiotic, but the spelling is just so consistently bad.

Fujisaki: Spell-check exists for a reason. Pretty sure every writing program ever has it in some capacity. Can she not see the red squiggles? Is she blind?! No one can possibly be that stupid! Just… Just- ugh...

I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks

Celes: Who gave that moron a whip?

Yamada: Maybe she was whipping her hair back and forth~

Celes: No. And when she said 'bloody' eyeliner, is she being British, saying it's red, or made of actual blood?

Fujisaki: Knowing her, all of them.

and made cool tears down my feces

Fujisaki: EW!

Yamada: I think she meant face.

Celes: Then why is it plural? Does she have more than one face?

Fujisaki: She is a two-faced little… *sigh*

Celes: Just let it out. You feel a lot better, trust me.

like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!).

Celes: Don't care.

I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Yamada: Why is that capitalized?

Celes: Why does Ebony do anything?

Fujisaki: Aren't you going to say anything about her taking drugs?

Celes: If it kills her, I'm not complaining.

Suddenly Hargrid came.

Yamada: Ha.

Celes: You are such a boy.

Fujisaki: Is that funny…?

He had appearated.

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"

Celes: Does anyone have any morals in this crap?

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.

Fujisaki: Still can't get over the "Tom Rid" thing.

Celes: I know, so stupid.

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"

Fujisaki: Are you serious?! Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore would never act like this! Your paltry knowledge about this amazing series is offensive to any self-respecting fan and the grammar is enough to make someone cry in pitying shame! I guess what I'm trying to say is… is… SCREW THIS STORY! AND THE AUTHOR CAN GO BURN IN HELL!

Yamada: You okay?

Fujisaki: … a little. There's still so much to say.

Celes: Don't I know it.

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u."

Yamada: What is the surprise that Draco has? Find out next time on-

Celes: Spoiler alert: It's boring and sucks.

Fujisaki: Also badly spelled and offensive.

Monokuma: Thanks for watching!