"Ishimaru, Fujisaki, Ogami, Go!" Monokuma yelled.
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AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help.
Ishimaru: I shouldn't be able to read this… how come I can understand it?!
Fujisaki: Overexposure. It's like toxic waste, except minus the super powers.
btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!
Ogami: I believe this should be taken with a grain of salt.
Fujisaki: Dr. Kola? The long lost brother of Dr. Pepper and Coca Cola? Rival of Pepsi Man? I'd watch that movie.
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Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
Ogami: A "gothic" voice?
Fujisaki: Angst, basically.
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily.
Ishimaru: People shouldn't treat their significant other in such a way!
Fujisaki: Or cheat on them.
Ogami: If Kenshiro did anything of the sort… he would not survive my wrath.
Fujisaki: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Except when that woman goes and types the most atrocious waste of time ever conceived. Then the readers of said atrocity have the fury to rival hell.
He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
Ishimaru: Then stop him!
Ogami: Thought he couldn't die. Someone mentioned that.
Fujisaki: Technically they can, but… you know what, never mind.
Ogami: The lack of concern about suicide is a little…
Ishimaru: Disrespectful?
Fujisaki: Distasteful? Disgusting?
Ogami: Exactly.
Ishimaru: But to be fair… your actions were more… noble than the usual suicide. You did it so no one else had to die! You shouldn't compare it to this!
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.
Fujisaki: Why can't she change Draco's name too?
Ishimaru: I thought doing that is what gets and Celes super mad.
Fujisaki: If she just everyone's name, I could just pretend that this has nothing to do with Harry Potter! This pox, this stain…
"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face.
Ishimaru: Pretty sure pails can't cry, much less tears of blood.
Ogami: Everyone seems to cry a lot in this.
Fujisaki: Are you talking about them or us?
I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz.
Ogami: We didn't need to know that. Also, that's very specific.
Fujisaki: It seems wrong.
Monokuma: That's nothing! Some people have really effed up fetishes, you know!
Ishimaru: What are you doing here?
Monokuma: Breaking up the monotony! See ya!
(if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
Ishimaru: My name does not sound like other words!
Fujisaki: I think she meant homophobe. I know I'm not. Pretty sure Ishimaru definitely isn't…
Ishimaru: What's that supposed to mean?!
And then….. we herd sum footsteps!
Fujisaki: And the glorious return of the pointless ellipses.
Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke.
Ogami: Invincibility? Isn't that a little… too perfect?
Fujisaki: Invisibility. It's supposed to be Harry's Invisibility Cloak. It's INVISIBLE, meaning it doesn't really have a color, not black! Do any other colors exist besides black and red?! It's ridiculous!
And coke? These typos just make it the more unbearable! There we go! That's just PERFECT! Vampire is on the side of Coca Cola, fighting Dr. Kola alongside Pepsi Man! There we go! Everything makes sense now!
Ishimaru: Fujisaki? Are you okay? Calm down, it's just fiction…
Fujisaki: FICTION?! I KNOW IT IS! That's what makes my frustration so… annoying! This shouldn't annoy me, this shouldn't bug me, but it does! It's awful and terrible and…
Ogami: It is not pleasurable to read in any capacity. Take some deep breaths.
We both gut under it.
Fujisaki: Sure like'd to tear out their guts…
Ishimaru: Owada has not been the best influence on you. While Bro is great and all, he does have a tendency to jump to violence, a trait you shouldn't emulate.
We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
Fujisaki: Wait... wait a moment…
Ogami: What's wrong? This sentence is one of the best I've seen so far. Or is that the problem? Ishimaru, are you crying?
Ishimaru: It's just… so beautiful… like there's actually hope after all.
Monokuma: WHO SAID THAT? WHO SAID THAT WORD?
Ogami: What are you on about?
Monokuma: I'm keeping my eye on you three…
Ogami: You're always watching us.
Monokuma: Well, yeah, so, but, never mind.
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
Ishimaru: I'm confused.
Fujisaki: She can't possibly…
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.
Fujisaki: You can't be serious.
Ogami: What is it?
Fujisaki: Filch is the man, Mrs. Norris is the cat. How can she mess up something so simple and obvious!
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.
Ogami: And these are the heros?
Ishimaru: Hero is a bit of a stretch.
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!"
Ogami: Thought the cloak was invisible, how does he know it's there?
Fujisaki: I give up.
Ishimaru: Come on, we still have a ways to go!
he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me!
Ogami: Wait did he do something French or did she mean french-kiss-
Fujisaki: The last one.
Ogami: But I thought-
Fujisaki: She's a cheating, lying brat.
He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
Ishimaru: This is that dramatic. The ellipses just stand out and look… what's the word?
Fujisaki: Stupid. Asinine.
Ishimaru: Now, that's rude! You haven't been acting like yourself lately, Fujisaki.
Fujisaki: Do you think so?
Ogami: I have to agree. You've been unusually aggressive, sharp-tongued, and short-tempered.
Ishimaru: It is concerning.
Fujisaki: I'm fine… I'm fine… don't worry.
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
Ogami: That was fast.
Ishimaru: This whole little adventure seemed completely pointless.
Fujisaki: Compared to everything else that's happened?
Ishimaru: Especially pointless.
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"
"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other.
Fujisaki: I don't get it.
Ogami: What?
Fujisaki: This chick has the hots for both Not-Draco and Not-Harry. And Not-Draco and Not-Harry used to date. Why can't they just just have a threesome and be done with it! Yamada would agree on me on this.
Ishimaru: That doesn't sound like it would be a healthy relationship…
Fujisaki: I'm not talking about real people or anything, they're fake facades barely resembling characters that I like!
Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin)
*One Google search later*
Ogami: It doesn't appear to be a depressing film.
Fujisaki: It's a horror/comedy.
Ishimaru: Does she know what the words she uses means?
Ogami: Probably not, judging by what I've seen.
on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1
Fujisaki: OH GODDAMMIT! Not more characters!
Ogami: What does Fug mean?
Ishimaru: Like a thug?
Fujisaki: Cornelius Fudge. That's what she meant. How hard is it spell Fudge right?
Ogami: For this girl, very difficult.
Ishimaru: Well, that's it for now.
Ogami: Thank goodness.
(AN: I'm so sorry that this is late! But just by one day, so that's not as bad, but it won't happen again. One last comment. With Fug at the end, all I can think of is FUG from Tower of God. (it's really good, also really long) Because that's what this needs, more characters to ruin! Just imagine Jue Viole Grace being super emo and going by the name… Dusk or something. I'd prefer being Dan's legs than seeing that.)