Kuma hated being spoiled. But Ivankov had insisted.

"Such a hard worker deserves a great reward, right Kuma-boy?"

So that's why he found himself as Shabaody Amusement Park on of his off day.

"Ivankov," Kuma muttered, "this is too risky. What if we get seen?"

Ivankov looked at him and grinned.

"Well that's why I brought these!" he exclaimed, whipping out a set of fakes noses and glasses. Kuma stared at the glasses, and Pawed them out of Ivankov's hand. Instantly, they dissapeared.

"If you didn't like them, you could have just told me…" muttered Ivankov, "Poor Sa-boy was made an errand boy to go get these. You must apologize to him when we get back. Anyways, I brought these as backup!" Ivankov whipped out 2 birthday hats, each saying 'Happy Birthday Bartholomew Kuma!'. Kuma Pawed those away as well.

"Now that," said Ivankov, "is unforgivable. I had those specially made.

"Please, Emporio," said Kuma, "if you insist on doing this, make it quick. Remember, 1 ride and 1 ride only. So choose wisely."

So they began to look around the park. They walked for hours, but nothing seemed to be just right. Their visit was turning out to be exactly what Kuma didn't want. Long, and time-consuming. The okama queen just couldn't make up his mind. Finally, Ivankov stopped in front of a colossal structure, and grinned at Kuma.

"This is the one, Kuma-boy!" he exclaimed. "Let's go for it, shall we?"

The two close-to-giants were crammed into a tiny little cart at the very front, and forced into barely-closing seatbelts. Kuma felt even larger just by looking at the tiny children in carts of their own. Suddenly, the ride began to jerk forwards. Kuma held on tightly, NOT out of fear, but at the fact that he didn't want to create commotion if he were *gulp* flung out of his seat. He tried to convince himself this was the reason, and he wasn't actually wasn't scared, but he didn't dare look down, and he closed his eyes halfway up the slope. Meanwhile, Ivankov was getting pumped with adrenaline, and was eager for the ride to reach the top. The carts finally began slowing down as they reached the grand pinacle of the roller coaster. Kuma forced himself to open his eyes, and saw that the cart was just barely tilting over the edge of the peak. Suddenly, the carts were yanked forward by gravity, and they began speeding towards the ground. Kuma felt Ivankov pulling at his wrists, and out of nowhere, both of his arms were flung up into the air. He had never felt so terrified yet excited in his life. He didn't dare make a sound as the ride ran through its turns and loops, its ins and outs, but internally, he was screaming. Of course, Ivankov didn't hold back, and was screaming enough for the both of them. It was times like these when Kuma really didn't mind having such a rambunctious companion. Ivankov's energy was infectious, and Kuma was getting a full blast of it.

The ride finally came to a screeching halt, and the two not-quite-giants got off. Kuma could hear a few kids grumbling about the 'crummy view', and he felt a bit bad, but he'd determined he wouldn't be going again anyways, so that wouldn't be a problem. He'd just walked out the exit when he felt a tug on his coat. Attached to the bottom of his coat was a small hand, connected to a small boy.

"Hey mister," the boy whined, "you know I've been on that roller coaster a gajillion times, and it never went that fast? I think you did something to it, so can you do it again?"

Kuma remained silent throughout this exchange, but gave a glance at Ivankov. They both knew what had happened; their weights had greatly increased the speed of the ride. Ivankov gave a pointed look at Kuma. 'It's your decision' he seemed to say, tilting his head questioningly. Nearly imperceptibly, Kuma gave a small nod, and the boy jumped up in glee. 'I suppose one more ride couldn't hurt' he thought, as the boy dragged him back into the line.

A.N.: Yay! Ok, so I'm really proud with how my Kuma one-shot turned out. I can just imagine Ivankov screaming his head off, and Kuma remaining stoic the whole time. In any case, Reviews, Favourites, Subscriptions, and Requests are welcomed and much appreciated! I'll see you on Feb 15th for Big Mam!