(AN: Now that we're over the half-way point, I just want to say that I really love everyone that has been reading this story, and every comment absolutely makes my day. Thank you all so much!)

The 78th class were fully enraptured by the events playing out on screen. Junko, wearing a mask, just snuck into Naegi's room, about to kill him. They were on the edge of their seats, some looking away, not wanting to see the moment of death.

Kirigiri went and saved the day, causing a massive sigh of relief, but didn't stop the crawl of dread crawling up their spines. Someone was going to die soon, that was without doubt, they thought. Celes set up a betting pool. Maizono, Ishimaru, and Ogami were the most offended. Ikusaba was the one who pointed out that they were dead, and had no money, or a use for it. Celes was still determined to make it happen.

With a spring in his step, Monokuma appeared from beneath the floorboards. "You guys know what time it is!" The response were resigned sighs. "I'll be participating in today's reading! Let's see… who else…" Many fingers were crossed, and prayers were offered. "Maizono and Leon! Yeah, the classic pair! Throwback Thursday!"

"It's not Thursday." Yamada noted. Monokuma's expression didn't change, since his stuffed plush face was rather limited, but he was trying his hardest to give Yamada the stink eye.

"Does it matter?! Lemme tell you it matters as much as any given plot point in Countdown! Meaning, not at all." Monokuma's out of nowhere reference was met with blank stares. "Fine! Whatever! Let's get started!"

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AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!

Leon: 10,000 people saying that it sucked.

1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!

Maizono: Raven told her about the 'boox'? Box? Books? Are you telling me that the author didn't even read the books?

Leon: I didn't.

Monokuma: There aren't any major differences between the two anyway.

Maizono: Your statement is debatable.

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge

Monokuma: Cornelia Fudge, the genderbend of Cornelius Fudge. And Rumbridge, her always drunk subordinate.

Maizono: Misspelling words is one thing, but names are different. They are important, hold power.

stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us.

Leon: Dumble-dumb and Dumble-dumbass are the author and her friend.

Maizono: Those names are way too nice for them.

"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!"

Maizono: Wait. Who's Mr. Way?

Monokuma: It's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way! It's a typo, it's supposed to be Ms. Way.

Leon: Did they just say the word "beep" instead of a cuss. That's stupid. She's spelled out every other damn curse in the story already.

Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!"

Leon: Ew. No, just no.

Maizono: That has to be on purpose.

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes.

Monokuma: I love morbid jokes! Let's see… Leon, do you want to take a swing at it?

Leon: No. Boo!

Maizono: Come on, Leon, don't get so beat up about it.

Leon: I see you took a stab at it.

They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo.

Leon: Who?

Monokuma: Ville Valo. Musician. Great range.

Maizono: And?

Monokuma: Looks super "gotic"

I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup.

Maizono: I thought vampires could only drink blood, not human food.

Monokuma: Well, in some stories, vampires can consume human food.

Leon: But don't they have to puke it back up?

Monokuma: Well, obviously Ebony's special!

Leon: Enoby. And that's stupid. What's the point of her being a vampire then?

Maizono: Bingo. There isn't one.

Leon: Forgot about that.

Then I herd someone shooting angrily.I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.

Maizono: Oh! I hope one of them dies!

Leon: Why not both?

Maizono: We're not that lucky.

Monokuma: Remember, they're vampires they can only die by a-

Leon: That bullshit got debunked a couple of chapters back, right?

"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

Maizono & Leon: …

Monokuma: Listen to them, two teenage boys, fighting over their love for the same girl-

Leon: They want to shit next to her. That's… really fucking gross.

Maizono: Just… why?

"No I do!" shouted.

"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.

Maizono: I think it's clear that she has the hots for both of them.

Leon: And didn't those two used to date or some crap?

Monokuma: Are you saying they should just have a threeway?

Maizono: No. I'm saying that these characters have been so derailed that they don't even barely resemble who they're supposed to be!

"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire.

Leon: Laves? *plot device dictionary* As a verb, it means: "to wash or bathe". They take baths together?

And then… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv)

Maizono: I don't know, you seemed to be that kind of perv earlier.

Monokuma: Oh, don't pretend you're above such things. You had a bunch of Harry/Draco slash fics on tab-

Maizono: SHUT UP! How do you even know- not that it's true, not at all, my tastes back then were, young, stupid, and-

Monokuma: So James/Sirius stuff is more your game now, is it?

Maizono: Hmph.

They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe.

Leon: You already said he had no nose.

All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry.

Monokuma: Yeah, what a whimp. She cries at the drop of a hat, unlike Ebony who cries only at important things, like boyfriend drama, or when she's feeling emo, which is only on days that end in y.

Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….

Leon: Shopped eating?

Maizono: May I again mention how annoying the ellipses are?

Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Volzemort!

Maizono: Thank you Captain Obvious.

Leon: Nah, Captain Obvious is better at subtlety than this chick.

"Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice.

Leon: Wait, when did Darth Vader get here?

"Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!"

Monokuma: Such a cunning and ingenious plan! Whatever shall Enoby do? Darn it, now you got me doing it too!

Maizono: Are you kidding me? If she doesn't kill Vampire, then he will kill Vampire. Why doesn't he just kill them all?

Monokuma: Because that would be too obvious.

Maizono: Too obvious? Too obvious to do the thing that will make his plan succeed? Well, excuse me for doing the obvious thing and taking advantage of whatever I have to accomplish my goals. I must be an idiot for doing that. No, a tactical genius knows that he has to make his plan so convoluted it revolves right back around to being incomprehensibly stupid.

"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.

Leon: And on top of that, he just leaves?

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me.

Maizono: I'd like to contort her… twist her into inhuman positions, break her bones…

Monokuma: Whoa! Relax girl!

Maizono: What? It wouldn't kill a 'super sugoi omg cool gothic vampire' like her.

Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic.

Maizono: Speak of the she-devil.

I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

Leon: So a vision of five minutes ago.

Monokuma: Come on, you know that's not true. Both things have happened, but not at the same time. This is an extra scary vision!

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

"Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

Leon: It's Enoby. Also these couple of sentences are spelled mostly right.

Maizono: But they still contain grammatical errors that make Ishimaru want to cry.

Monokuma: Are you kidding? Just the typos alone are enough to make him sob.

"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"

Monokuma: Look! She's finally referenced a legitimately scary movie! That's improvement!

Leon: For one thing right, there are still a hundred things wrong.

"Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though."

Maizono: Sinister? Yeah, I have no idea who's name she's butchering.

Monokuma: Maybe Professor Sinistra, the astronomy teacher?

Maizono: What does that have to do with the visions?

Monokuma: I'm kidding. She meant Trelawney.

Maizono: WHAT? How does that even begin to make sense?

"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.

Leon: I never understood that. Pretty sure girls don't go around calling each other bitch.

Monokuma: Haven't you ever called a friend a 'crazy bastard'? Same thing really.

Leon: Meh, whatever. We're done for now. I swear, one day, this thing will break me, like it did Celes.

Maizono: Fujisaki isn't taking it well, either.

Leon: Never really seen Fujisaki mad. Celes is terrifying, sure, but man… I just can't imagine it. Even seeing it for myself, it's hard to believe.

Monokuma: Well, thanks for reading and come back for next time!