An:Attention to my whole fan base, whether you are a silent reader, my beta, or a reviewer! We have received a flame by the cowardly Duncannuva! I would like you to know that for now neither lo-weaver of fate nor I will bow to the wishes of the tyranny of his. He wishes us to stop writing this as it is impossible and would never work? We say no! Apparently my works are riddled with errors? Neither my beta or I can find errors. I beg of you to rally around me. his last pm to me said " next time I see you in town, I'll gut you like the fish you are!" all because I pointed out that he should get a beta reader as his works have more errors then mine. If he was spotting errors he should just point them out instead of just flaming us, but as I said-my beta and I can't find errors!
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own anyone but my oc.
on with the story!
After organizing his gear and getting a ride provided by shield he arrives on the mini- helicarrier. walking towards the entrance he spots his fellow agents. "Seriously! Was that guy a mind-reader or something?!" Approaching them he speaks; "We all set?" He arrives where they are waiting. Ziva remains silent but mcgeek speaks up, "Uh yeah, I think we're good." As they enter a British sounding voice comes from everywhere yet nowhere. "Greetings Agents, what can I do for you?"
This causes two of the Agents to jump a little. "What is that?" Ziva asks. "Oh, that's just the A.I. I told you about. We're good." Dinizzo replies. Jarvis speaks again, this time sounding strict with an undertone of anger "An answer Agents, or I will have you removed." Sounding a bit miffed himself Dinozzo replies; "I just answered. We don't need anything for now, as far as I know."
"I wasn't inquiring as to your welfare but as to your presence. You aren't in my data banks for S.H.I.E.L.D Agents."
"Oh no of course not, we're N.C.I.S. agents. Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Special Agent Timothy McGee, and Officer Ziva David."
"which one am I addressing? and may I inquire what Naval Crime Investigation Services agents and officer are doing on a Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division vessel?"
" You are addressing Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. We were sent here to act as bodyguards for a.. Dr. Banner?" Behind him Ziva whispers to McGee "Am I the only one who finds this just a little strange?" Tim looks over at his fellow agent, incredulous "Are you kidding? This is great!"
"Well Agent Dinozzo, well I, along with the human shield agents gladly accept you, Dr. Banner and the few mutant crew won't be so welcoming. Each have a reason to find the military distasteful or fear the military. The Misfortune is master Banner's ship." Suddenly over the intercom , a different voice is heard. it has a soft tenor tone to it but speaks with a hint of authority. Unbeknownst to the agents, this is their asset. "Dr.'s Grey and McCoy to the lab. Agent Munroe to report to X jet. I repeat, Dr.'s Grey and McCoy to the lab Agent Munroe to the X jet, you will be departing soon."
The agents walk towards the lab, assuming from what information they have that the asset will be there.
Halfway to the lab, they see two people carrying some equipment. well one is floating some in front of her. and people being a lose term as the other one seemed to be a cross between a cat, gorilla and bear. and was completely covered in blue fur! Once they had past, the agents continue walking. only to pause again as Jarvis speaks up. "I advise against reporting for duty until tomorrow. He has a fragile hold on his temper the longer he goes without sleep. Though if his "sister" were here this wouldn't happen. as is he has been up precisely 73 hours 59 minutes and 45 seconds." Ignoring the A.I Agents Dinzzo and David continue on their path, after some protesting and being called "probie", Agent McGee reluctantly follows. Also ignoring a warning to proceed with caution. Once in hearing range, they hear the voice from before aguring with someone presumably on a cellphone. "No, I don't need them Tony! That's what the Other Guy is for. What do you mean they are military?! That wont help my control by a single iota. No it'll be harder!" Assuming it to be the asset, they listen harder. They over hear Jarvis speak to him "Sir your heart beat is over 200 I suggest retiring to your room." Privately they wonder about the significance of the alarmingly high heart rate. then the hear Dr. Banner reply; "Yeah J, don't want a code green on my ship aye? Goodnight Tony."
He then exits the lab and passes the agents, who notice he looks like the asset, just a tad more with radioactive green eyes. Very angry looking ones at that. When he speaks his voice is deeper and has a growling undertone to it, and he comes across as a bit rude "Move it! I'm not speaking to anyone else until I've had a decent sleep! If you see my bodyguards. Send them to my room. If you've forgotten, its the captains Quarters!"