AN: Not JK Rwoling.

"Mother?" Sirius asked surprised stepping in front of me to hide me from her.

"We both knew you would never amount to anything your nothing but a blood traitor! She will leave too when you least expect it and you'll be alone again." There was a loud crack and an older version of Harry was standing there, what was going on?

"You said you would take care of my son!" I gasped in shock it was James but he was dead. And then it clicked. A boggart. We had knocked over the writing desk that had been rattling for days, the one Mrs. Weasley had thought a boggart had been in. CRACK! A dead Harry on the ground. CRACK! Dead Remus. CRACK! Dead me. Sirius was shaking next to me and I did the only thing I could think of. I jumped in front him. CRACK! A darker version of Sirius was now standing in front of me and I could feel my whole body vibrating.

"You stupid mudblood like I would ever look at you twice! Your so ugly why would I want to be with you?" A small sob escaped and I clamped a hand over my mouth. There was a spell to get rid of them but what was the spell? CRACK! A dementor was swooping down on me and I tried to take a step back. CRACK! Harry and Ron.

"We only pretended to be your friends for your brains. We would never talk to you otherwise. We can barely stand you mudblood! And we will never accept you and Sirius together!" CRACK! Mum and dad.

"Your a freak!" The word echoed around the room. I was full on crying now not able to control the sobs. CRACK! Death eaters surrounding Harry, Ron and I about to kill us. CRACK! The newly reformed Voldemort! A terrified scream left my lips before I could stop it. He had red eyes, was completely bald and had two slits where a nose would be. He looked at me raised his wand.

"AVADA KEDAV-"

"RIDIKULUS!" The dementor was back and I fell to the ground sobbing. When I looked up again Harry and Sirius were both looking at me pale and shaking.

"What happened?" Harry asked watching me rock myself as I cried.

"We were trying to figure out how to get rid of the tapestry and must have knocked over the writing desk." Sirius said shaking his head.

"Well I thought I had heard Mrs. Black screaming -"

"You did." Sirius said rubbing his eyes.

"And then I heard Mione's terrified scream." I sobbed and covered my mouth firmly. Sirius and Harry squatted next to me and pulled me into their arms.

"Mione you know Ron and Harry don't think of you like that right?" Sirius asked after they had been holding me for a few minutes.

"What?" Harry asked confused. "Did it turn into me?" He asked surprised, my only response was a sob.

"Yeah it turned into you and Ron." Sirius said wiping tears from my cheek with the pad of his thumb.

"What did we say?" He asked rubbing my shoulder with his hand.

"That you hated her, called her mudblood and that you only liked her for her brain." Sirius said shaking his head.

He leaned close to me and whispered softly so only I would hear, "Pet it wasn't real." My eloquent response was something between a sniffle and a sob.

"Mione we love you, your my sister you know that and I can't speak for Ron but you two fight like siblings so he obviously thinks of you a part of his family. He wouldn't act like that around someone he didn't care about." I was still crying but at least I wasn't sobbing anymore.

"Come on Pet lets get you some hot chocolate you know it always makes you feel better." I sniffled as they led me from the room.

"Are you going to spike it with Firewhisky again?" I asked trying to sound dignified through my stuffed nose. Sirius and Harry both started laughing and slung their arms around my waist.

"We'll see but I have a feeling your a lightweight so it wouldn't take much." Sirius said trying not to laugh.

"Yeah she is." Harry said trying to keep a straight face and failing.

"Hey! You said we would never talk about that again." I said trying not to flush.

"What did you guys do play Beer Pong?" Sirius asked surprised watching us closely.

"Nah it was Never Have I Ever last summer at the Burrow." Harry said trying not to laugh.

"What in the world made you get so sloshed?" Sirius asked trying not to laugh.

"Nope not telling." I said in the snootiest voice possible.

"If you won't Harry will." Sirius said shrugging. I looked over at Harry and he nodded at me and smiled mischievously. Traitor. He was spending too much time with Fred and George. We all sat at the table in the kitchen and Sirius flicked his wand. Two hot chocolates and a bottle of Firewhisky appeared.

"Well we were playing with the twins and they pretty much went after everything we've done over the years like 'Never have I ever been petrified' stupid things like that. I tried to get them back but they always got us back harder 'Never have I ever read Hogwarts a History' or the worst 'Never have I ever been caught snogging' at least I didn't have to drink for that one." I looked at Harry pointedly who was blushing bright red.

Sirius looked at Harry and smiled impishly at his red face. "Who?" Was all he asked.

"Some girl, I don't even know her name, she just came up to me and kissed me after the first task and Ron, Mione, Fred and George caught me."

"Her name is Romilda Vane and she's rather nuts about you she'll be a third year this year." I said watching him.

"Why is she 'nuts' about me?" Harry asked sipping his drink.

"Your the 'Boy Who Lived' I guess its enough to drive her crazy or something." I said shrugging.

"Was she any good at kissing?" Sirius asked taking a small sip of Firewhisky. Harry blushed redder but didn't say anything. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Have you ever played Never Have I Ever?" I asked Sirius taking a sip of my hot chocolate. It warmed me up and I smiled sleepily.

"Course, James and I always tried to get each other while Remus watched on the sidelines." I laughed loudly then covered my mouth. Looks like he did spike my drink. Harry and Sirius both looked at me smirking and I blushed. Oh man this would be an interesting night.

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