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Authors Note: There is an infinite number of Servants who could be summoned into the many versions of the Grail Wars, but only so few are seen. Would you like to see the other possibilities?
This fic was Inspirited by all those One Shot Series' of What If Servants such as From Across the Throne of Heroes, Servants of the Kaleidoscope, and Infinite Paths. I highly suggest reading them.
And yes, that means this is a One Shot Series. Most of the Servants will be from Modern Fiction. Or... Old Fiction. Depends.
From the few Reviews I receive I have also decided to say, that while I will be taking Suggestions for Future Chapters Servants, I shall not take any suggestion seriously if they are given to me on this website. Instead I have listed a website at the bottom of my profile, if anyone wants to go there to suggest a Servant. If you use that site to suggest it I will take the Servant into full Consideration and give it some favor over other random ideas.
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The Holy Grail, A Coveted Wish Granting Item, fought for with wars every 50 years. To obtain it, Magus' summon Heroes from recognized throughout time, to fight for them in this war from their home after death, The Throne of Heroes. Summoned into Pre-Made Classes that suit their skills, they stand above humans, not only to win the war for their Masters who have called them, but to have their wishes granted by the Grail.
The Knight of the Sword, Saber. The Knight of the Spear, Lancer. The Knight of the Bow, Archer. The Mounted Solider, Rider. The Magus, Caster. The Silent Killer, Assassin. The Mad Warrior, Berserker. These are the Vessels these heroes summoned into.
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Today... We see one who... Who... Defended the Earth against many troubles, bested incredible foes, and helped all those who helped him... To an extent.
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He stood there as the trash fell, staring up at a towering silver pinnacle of machinery, as he only asked one thing of the owner of the place, with a wide smile.
"... Two bucks right?"
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"Sakura... What is this!?" Zouken was outrage. The servant that had been summoned had been of the Rider Class, but it was not the spirit he had expected at all, least of all with the Artifact they had used as a catalyst.
"Chill Old Dude. I'll just go with the boy like you planned, and everything will be all right." The Servant Rider assured that, eating something.
Zouken shot a glare at the Servant, then at Shinji who had been running his mouth about how the Servant will be his instead of Sakura's.
"... Fine. But for a Servant with such low statues you better show some sort of worth."
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"Well Emiya, if we team up we'd be unstoppable." Shinji bragged to Shirou on the roof, proposing an alliance. He had just revealed he is a Master, obviously having noticed Shirou is one as well.
Due to his Servant not being able to set up a trap around the school, so far Shinji seemed harmless.
"I'll... Think about it..." Shirou felt uneasy with Shinji's offer, and postponed it. But unfortunately the next morning...
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"Rider! Go back into hiding!" Shinji yelled before he could leave for Archery Practice, his Servant sitting outside in a Red Convertible Car of American make. Rider smiled, flashing his big white teeth. He has rich blond hair spiked up and back and a short beard, with dark brown eyes. His size was easily noticable as people stared at him when they passed, due to his girth, combined with his white shirt with sauce stains, flannel over shirt, and extra large jeans.
And he was eating a sandwich refered to as a 'Hoggie' as he talked. "Don't worry Shinji, no one is gonna be bothered by it. Come on, lets take a spin to your school! Or skip school! I wanna get some grub. I might even let you drive!"
He tried to coax his Master into going with his idea but the most Shinji compromised was the drive to school. Which unfortunately took too long, as Rider kept driving around lost for awhile.
"Sh-Shinji...? Is that your Servant...?" Rin Tohsaka happened to be the one to spot him, alone, at the drop off spot, with Rider, before she burst out laughing. Shirou was currently coming around the corner, as Shinji scowled.
"So what! My Rider is a hundred times more powerful than anything you could ever summon!" Due to the previous day he had also proposed an alliance to Rin but she refused out right.
"Tohsaka wait u- Shinji?" Shirou stared amazed at Rider, who waved at them, casually saying something along the lines of 'What's Up', while eating another sandwich.
The situation was enough to make Shinji want to cry.
"I'll prove it to both of you! Tonight!" He ran off trying not to cry about how pathetic his servant was compared to what he had hoped for.
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That night, Shinji indeed called them both out to the Park, which had an eerie feeling, as with them were a tall dark hero called Archer, and a stunning king going by Saber.
"Rider! Crush them!" Shinji demanded. He had offered his idea of an alliance again but Shirou turned him down this time, as well as Rin again.
The Rider seemed to think over the idea as he licked barbeqcue sauce off his fingers.
"Don't blame me kid." Rider seemed to go along with it this once, pulling Shinji into his car that appeared... Before it shot into the air, something bursting out of the ground under it.
It was now a giant blue machine, with arms and legs, with the car for the head, that had flame designs and other such on it. Inside the car was game controllers, buttons, joy sticks... Shinji had no idea what he was looking at.
"Lets do this!" The large man seemed excited, as he picked up a controller and started mashing button, as the huge machine tried to step on Archer, who dashed to the side at the last moment.
Rin stared mesmerized at the machine as Saber readied her sword. Shirou was yelling up at Shinji to stop, hoping they could talk this over.
"It's too late Em-" Before Shinji could finish though Rin yelled up at him.
"Can we take that alliance?" Shinji couldn't believe his ears. Shirou really couldn' either.
"T-Tohsaka!?"
"Shirou. We're teaming up with Shinji."
"B-"
"We're Teaming Up. With Shinji." Rin seemed to have a weird spark in her eye. as Shinji started laughin hysterically in his seat, as even Archer and Saber looked totally bewildered.
Rider himself smiled smugly as he only said one thing.
"What can I say? Chicks Dig Giant Robots."
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Class: Rider
Identity: Harold Cooplowski (Coop for Short)
Stats:
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Noble Phantasms: B
Strength: E
Mana: E
Endurance: E
Agility: E
Luck: EX
Class Skills:
Riding: A
Independant Action: A
Personal Skills:
Instinct: A
Prana Substitute: A
In place of Prana, Coop can actually consume it and get the amount of calories it'd provide in Prana instead, as an alternative to staying in this world.
Noble Phantasms:
Megas XLR
Rank: B
Type: Anti-Army
Coop's Extra Large Robot with a Car for a Head. Codenamed the "Avatar", Megas was originally a prototype assault mech built as the coup de grace to the human race. However, the Earth Coalition captured it and spent two years modifying it into a human-use mech as the last hope for the Coalition and mankind. They hoped to send it back in time but got attacked in the process, knocking off it's head, and sending it to 1930 in New Jersey, where it remained till found by Coop in a Junkyard, who then customized the ever loving hell out of it.
Chicks Dig Giant Robots
Rank: A
Type: Anti-Unit
A More Comical Noble Phantasm of somewhat unknown Origin. When a Female sees Megas, they will get a weird feeling inside, and develop the urge to do what they can to get inside, or help the person driving it. It can only be assumed this Noble Phantasm was generated due to some idiocy caused by the Spirit.
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Please take note that this Chapter is both Serious, and not at the same time, due to the Nature of the Heroic Spirit.