AN: I really loved that line, "Eat your heart out!" At first it was going to be Lavender she yelled it at but I changed it to Pansy. Seemed more realistic if she yelled it at her. Anyway if you have any creative lines you want me to stick in just PM me or leave a review. I am dedicating this chapter to my coworker... you know who you are... he cleaned out my laptop for me and now it is working twice as fast and I have one other thing to say to him... Happy birthday! I am not JK Rowling.

Some of the Order members kept darting strange looks at me and Sirius had a cheeky grin on his face. Remus' mouth was open in shock, Tonks had the cat who ate the canary look on her face, Mrs. Weasley was blinking rapidly, Mr Weasley had a small expected smile, Fred pressed a handful of galleons into George's hand and Moody slapped my arm and said, "Way to go girly."

"I think you two are good for each other," Luna said vaguely coming up next to me. I smiled and wrapped my arm around her waist. She leaned closer to me and whispered. "Don't pick black bridesmaids dresses I don't think they go well with a wedding."

"I had a feeling you two had something going on," Neville said coming up next to us. Ron came up next to Luna and goggled at the twins' new clothes.

"What are they supposed to be?" He asked pointing at their jackets.

"Finest dragonskin, little bro'," Fred said giving the zip a little tweak. "Business is booming and we thought to treat ourselves." The twins really did look good.

"Not that I'm not excited to see you all but what are you doing here?" Harry asked looking around.

"Oh we thought we would have a little chat with your aunt and uncle before they take you home." Sirius said glaring at the couple in question. The Dursleys looked positively appalled at all of us around Harry.

"I don't think that's a good idea." Harry said quickly glancing at the Dursleys out of the corner of his eye.

"Oh, I think it is," Moody growled pulling the bowler hat he was wearing lower over his magical eye. "That'll be them, will it, Potter?" He asked pointing his thumb over his shoulder.

"Ah, Harry." Mr. Weasley said, pulling out of a hug with Ginny. "Well - shall we do it, then?"

"Yeah, I reckon so, Arthur," said Moody. He and Mr. Weasley took the lead across the station towards the Dursleys, who were apparently rooted to the floor.

"Good afternoon," Mr. Weasley said pleasantly to Mr Dursley as he came to a halt right in front of him. "You might remember me, my name's Arthur Weasley."

Harry had told Ron and I that Mr Weasley had single-handedly demolished most of the Dursleys living room two years ago. I would be very surprised if they didn't remember him. Judging by the fact that Mr Dursley started to turn puce it was safe to assume he hadn't forgotten.

"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about Harry," Mr. Weasley said, smiling brightly.

"Yeah," growled Sirius. "About how he's treated when he's at your place." Mr Dursleys eyes widened in recognition at the supposed convict and he took a step back. Sirius' usual bright disposition was gone and he looked just as intimidating as he had when I had first met him in the shrieking shack.

Mr Dursley seemed to come back to himself after a moment. "I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house -"

"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley," Moody growled.

"Anyway, that's not the point," Tonks interjected, whose pink hair seemed to offend Mrs. Dursley more than all the rest put together, for she closed her eyes rather than look at her. "The point is, if we find out you've been horrible to Harry –"

"- And make no mistake, we'll hear about it," added Lupin pleasantly.

"Yes," Sirius said, "even if you won't let Harry use the fellytone –"

"Telephone," I whispered quickly.

"- Yeah, if we get any hint that my godson has been mistreated in any way, you'll have us to answer to," Sirius said glaring at them.

Mr Dursley swelled ominously. His sense of outrage seemed to outweigh even his fear of this bunch of oddballs.

"Are you threatening me, sir?" He said, so loudly that passers-by actually turned to stare.

"Yes, I am," Sirius said, who seemed rather pleased that Mr Dursley had grasped this fact so quickly.

"And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" Barked Uncle Vernon.

"Well…" Moody said, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Mr Dursley leapt backwards in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley"

He turned away from Mr Dursley to survey Harry. "So, Potter… give us a shout if you need us. If we don't hear from you for three days in a row, we'll send someone along…" The Dursleys looked at each other in horror and Harry turned back to Ginny. He whispered something in her ear and gave her a gentle kiss. Mrs. Weasley gasped and pulled Harry tight against her chest whispering, "I knew it!" repeatedly.

"Is she your girlfriend?" Dudley asked looking at Ginny.

"Yes," Harry said moving to step in front of her.

"She's pretty." Mr and Mrs. Dursley glared at their son and headed back to their car looking disgusted.

Harry's eyebrows rose in surprise, "Thanks Big D." They walked off together talking and I blinked in shock. Wow.

"Hermione!" My mum darted between people and pulled me into her arms. Dad shook Sirius' hand and they lifted my trunk together and walked towards the car talking. I followed them talking with mum about the feast and the train ride. She nodded smiling brightly almost bubbling with pleasure.

"Why are you so happy mum?" I finally asked when we stopped next to the car. Dad and Sirius both turned to look at us and mum smiled brightly.

"Oh honey we were going to wait till we got home to tell you but I'm pregnant!" My mouth opened in shock and I hugged her fiercely.