Note: Me on the outside: ….. Me on the inside:-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- OH MY GOD.. You have no idea how much your support has boosted my mood right now.. I was gone for like, a day and I just... dies Thank you all so much, your support and the fact you even like my stories are just.. :D You all are the best. But enough about that... Who's ready for a Javik Bond?

The lights were out, only the aquarium being turned on. The rather empty aquarium. Javik was acutely aware of everything, and especially unnerved from the silence. Glass on the floor, and his feet were numb. His eyes darted over, side to side as though the Commander would appear from nowhere. He narrowed his orbs at the door, his sixth sense tingling at the closeness of the second Prothean mind.

A tail came up and slapped his nose, making him flinch. He growled menacingly at the stupid thing in his mouth, being all... golden. It is kill or be killed, and obviously the fish made a poor choice. He sucked it up, swallowing without chewing, and his head moved, eyes darting over again as he stuck his arm into the gaping hole once more, aiming for one of the last three survivors of his onslaught.

He grinned, flashing his teeth in a cruel grin as he felt the slippery thing get squashed in his grip, trying desperately to escape, it's... weird eyes wide and it's tail flying madly.

"Stupid fish." He spoke in a cruel voice. "Kneel before Javik!"

The surge running through his veins from the conquest was more than enough to inflate his already enormous ego. That was until...

The lights came on.

Suddenly, blinding white and he felt as though he was spotted. Panic.

It shot through him, making him let go of the fish that landed on the ground with a splat, and then of course tried to flop its way to survival. He stared, wide eyed at the door as it made the soft sound of it opening.

He narrowed his eyes. Commander just seconds away.

But Javik does not accept defeat.

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Shepard walked in the oh so seductive cabin, laced in the sexy thing called a bed, and the irresistible thing called a bathroom. She was tired, exhausted even. But.. She looked around the room, nothing out of ordinary to a brief glance, she headed straight to the heavens. A hot shower and a toilet whispering her name. Mostly because her bladder was not of the most comfortable right now.

Javik was stuck. Well, almost stuck. He somehow managed to dive under the bed and crawl like a mad man until he was no longer visible. The only problem was... he somehow managed to cram his head into a position where he could no longer move it. It was dark, light pooling in from the sides, and very claustrophobic.

I did not become the voice of our people just to explain to the primitive commander as to why I am stuck under her bed!

His voice was vicious, even to himself and his eyes narrowed, he threw his whole body weight backwards, discovering he was doing little more than just.. scraping his face across the carpet. But your moving.

It dawned on him the only path to freedom was through pain. A surge of defiance swept over his body, and if anything, he pressed his face more into the ground. His mouth and forehead awkwardly smushed against the dusty smelling carpets and he backed out as quickly as he could. His eyes were blurry, the odd static pain definitely leaving a very uncomfortable tingle, he hit something made of hard material. Making something else that almost sounded like a bowl fall over with a loud thunk. He almost froze, but the shower was still going. He could hear it.

He backed out until the back of his head was relieved of the pressure, he sighed gratefully, but there was no time. Quickly, his eyes darted to the thing that fell. Damn lamp. Giving away his situation. He grabbed it viciously, baring his teeth at it.

I shall destroy your kind once I rule this world.

With a hard hit which he instantly regret, it was now standing fearfully on the night stand.

..

Did I just talk to an appliance?

The fish was dead, not a good catch anymore. He looked at the last survivor, poor fish with mental trauma. Awkwardly swimming without moving much. It's eyes wide. I'VE SEEN THINGS..

He quickly got off his knees and made a beeline for the door, running as fast as he could while being deathly silent. His acute sense of hearing zoned in on Shepard. A lovely sound coming from her.

He almost paused. Humming. Commander Shepard was humming quietly. He tilted his head to the side, staring at the door before he moved on.

The Cabin opened up to his freedom. His grin growing large as he walked smugly out of the jail-

Liara was posed to where she was leaning on the elevator. Her legs crossed and her arms folded over her chest, head tilted slightly to the side and she eyed Javik with a knowing look. "Having fun?" She asked smoothly.

He shot her a glare, all four of his eyes narrowing darkly at her. "You say a word Asari I swear-"

"Too late."

Garrus stepped out of the elevator once Liara stopped leaning on it. He was dressed in Turian casual wear, and staring at some sort of data pad with a very mellow expression. "You both-?" "Nope."

A feeling of dread hit his stomach. The Quarian coming out from behind the larger Turian. Who was also followed by Wrex. Both of them looking Smugger than a Batarian who won at Poker.

"...Hmph."

The door to the cabin opened, and Shepard stared at the back of Javik's head with a knowing look. She was also dressed in her casual wear, and leaned on the doorframe. "You're going to have to pay for that, you know." She said calmly. He turned to look at her with a dead expression on his face. "You all knew I would do this."

"No," Shepard admitted, rolling her shoulders. "We were going to do poker night.. I sensed that you were in my Cabin, and the only reason you'd do that is-"

"I'd... eat your fish."

"Yeah."

There was a silence that filled the space between the Cabin and the elevator.

She tensed her mouth in a way that Javik hasn't really noticed before. It was like she was agreeing with something in her mind.

"Do you want to play with us?" She asked, no threat in her voice. Heck, if anything she sounded very calm about it.

He glanced back at everyone else who was staring at him- besides Liara who couldn't take her eyes off of Shepard now that there was a shine of hydration in her hair.

He finally shrugged his shoulders. Submitting to this, once. This was a game.

"Why not?" He answered calmly, and they locked eyes.

"Cost twenty credits."

He groaned quietly, but they all filed back inside of Shepard's cabin.

He was in serious debt to Shepard.

Note: HI! Sorry this doesn't have to do with Vega, I just wanted some fun with the Prothean :)