Dear Fanfiction
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Dear Everyone,
I would just like to apologize for my mother. And my dad. SHUT UP PERCY!... Anyways, I read some of the letters she sent you, and I am so, so, so embarrassed right now. Meanwhile I'm just scared for life… Percy! This is my letter, you can get your turn if you want later. *clears throat* anyways, I would just like to say I will do my best to prevent her from killing you. I don't know, these people are pretty annoying. I say let her kill them. PERCY!... Sorry about him, I don't think kids with ADHD should have Starbucks.
-Annabeth With side comments from Percy. *sigh*
PS. Percy, you sounded SO OCC just then, did you know that? What can I say, Caffeine does that to me. I told you not to have that starbucks, see, that's why I didn't get one. You know everyone can read this right now right? Oh.. Right.