Dear Fanfiction

81.

Detested Fanfiction Writers (and demigods and gods/goddesses, and awesomegirl13),

I thought I told you to stop this! Now people are asking me questions too? I have a universe to run, I can't have people asking me questions! *sigh*

AquamarineMermaid427: You're really pushing it, you know that?

StygianShadows13: You too. You really need to watch your mouth.

Everyone else: Don't ask me questions, don't send me fanmail, or hate mail. It's one thing for me to talk to you, it's another for you to talk to me. Ha. Mortals.

-Zeus, Lord of the Sky