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A/N: Wow! I had a lot of things written, but I forgot to upload them... so if the numbering was off a lil bit... It's all my fault for not uploading soon enough... Going back in time a little bit here! Hang on.

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Dear Fanfiction,

How you people manage to fit Percabeth, Perlia, Peratemis, Perthena, Perico, Puke, Peraphrodite, and Prachel in a fanfiction story? Seriously? Besides, most of those story ideas make me sick.

-Percy

PS. What's with all the "Stupid Percy" stories? I'm sarcastic, not stupid.